>Pizza boy comes into the surgery
>Took him 36 minutes to arrive, when he said "less than 30"
>Pizza is barely lukewarm
>Still wants me to give him a tip
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27647149
>>Still wants me to give him a tip
The only tip he'll get from me
>>27647149
Hey, can't say no to free drugs!
>>27647149
Please fuck off with this awful forced meme
Kill yourself
>>27648058
Hating Harold Shipman threads is actually a meme you are trying to force yourself.
>>27648058
no way
this is one of the best new memes
keep it up, i chuckle everytime i see it
>>27648083
>>27648102
>>27647149
Fuck off to s4s or b
You people are shitting up this board so much
Go literally anywhere else
>>27648123
I know right, all this OC pushing those brilliant fembot and trap threads off the front page.
>>27648058
These are pretty much the only r9k threads I laugh at any more.
>>27648131
>this thread
>oc
>>27648133
That's why you need to fuck off to s4s
>>27648161
So you go into all the other cancerous threads (fembot, trap, muh gf/bf) and tell them to fuck off every single time then?
>>27648184
Yeah, fairly often actually
I do it for free
This board is my only home. The only people I've ever related to in my entire life post here. For years this place has been my only source of companionship.
I don't come here to laugh, unlike you /b/-tier shitposters who are ruining something very special
>>27648227
>>27648161
No idea what s4s is, have been on r9k since 2009, you sound like an idiot. Like the other poster said, there's a billion more cancerous threads you could be flipping your shit in but I've certainly never once seen you in those.
>>27648227
I've also been here for about 2 years.
There's nothing wrong with a laugh m8, even if we are depressed 99% of the time.
>>27648278
I'm not denying that there isn't plenty of other abhorrent shit on this board
This is a /b/-tier thread that attracts even more shit than there already is to this board, that's the problem.
>>27648325
>This is a /b/-tier thread that attracts even more shit than there already is to this board, that's the problem.
But the only people who even know about it are people from /r9k/, it doesn't really attract people in from elsewhere
>>27648339
Mate we are currently experiencing a significant migration of posters from /b/ to here because "r9k is funnier"
>>27647149
>reading it
>know it's coming
>try not to
>laugh anyway
Euthanize me, oh Heavenly Harold.
>>27648402
"Kill me, Harold"
(Fredrick Shipman)
>>27647149
only meme i like
>>27647149
this one is actually good
>>27648058
You are fucking cancer.
I really wish you die from a lethal dose of morphine ironically.
Harold threads are the best and the first thing i look for when i open
r9k.
>>27648402
Kill me, Harold
Please mate.
Make that dose huge and lethal.
