Anyone here have a legit micropenis? That is a penis which is less than 7cm erect.
3" wizard masterrace
thank god for drugs, vr and onaholes
>>27646295
are micropenises even real? im asian and im like 5 or 5.5inches hard...
googled micropenis and there's a bunch of hitler pics for some reason kek
>>27646295
how in the fuck do you write a book on micro penises
>>27646355
It's sad that "5 or 5.5 inches" is considered good for you slants.
>>27646638
>sexual stuff sells well
>morbid curiosity stuff sells well
>So, morbid curiosity sexual stuff will sell well
>>27646638
it's a very small book
>be British and 21 cm (legit)
>Tell girls I'm 9" (some even guess 11" lmfao)
>They believe it and go tell their friends
>Alldispussy.jpeg
Maybe not legit, but mine is 11 cm long so there is absolutley no real difference beetween 7 and 11.
Both are useless excluding peeing and masturbation
Google micropenis images.
Hiter and Trump shows up. Why?
>>27646355
>is micro penis a genetic disorder and not a measurement of your manhood or something?
yes anon. its real. as real as reality anyway...
in any case i look forward to this thread spiralling viciously into a pissing contest about penis sizes and what is considered 'normal' no matter how subjective and pointless the discussion is. l8rs.
>>27648730
also its my only source of burritos
Do an image search for "Bladder Extrophy".
That's what I've got, my penis is almost a couple of inches erect and sadly I'm a grower.
>>27649204
stomp your whinging. save neet bux and get surgery thats what i did.
>yfw comfy big penis
>yfw still cbf with bitches
I have almost double the size of a micropenis then.
Feels good.
>>27650533
Suck my tiny penis, I got surgery from birth for free on the NHS.
I don't need to pretend I've got a big penis like the rest of you pitiful people. I can still get it in girls and because I'm not a retard, I know full well sex is about much more than the old in-and-out.
As such, I'm better in bed than you too.
>>27650737
This Anon is cute. Definitely bottom bitch material.
>>27650785
A bit like your trolling, but I'm much smexier.
>>27646295
I have a macro penis 2bh
>>27650853
I have a legit 8.2" penis. I'm not trolling, I'm not trying to evoke a response, but I will always superior to you.
My cock is uncut, thick, veiny and overall beautiful.
Your pathetic little dick is like, a clitoris lmao
>>27650886
>I have a legit 8.2" penis. I'm not trolling, I'm not trying to evoke a response, but I will always superior to you.
ENOUGH
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Yeah I have a 5.5" micro penis
Every day I wish it was bigger, and since I know that can't happen I also wish I was dead.
>>27650886
you would not mind posting a picture of it then would you
>>27650886
>mfw 5.3 inch penis
here's the thing bud, i've fucked 23 chicks since I was fifteen, I'm 19 now.
yeah i know here we go "my 8 inch penis has fucked 400 chicks"
>>27650886
>I'm not trying to evoke a response,
You wouldn't bother posting in this thread if you weren't
>>27650737
Oh btw how big is your penis? Are you uncut?
>>27650959
Are you the Anon I was replying to?
>>27650962
Here's your response
>>27646355
I'm Asian. 4" erect. Fuck you.
>>27650991
no I'm not the anon, I just find it funny when people boast about there "mega cocks" yet have never actually been with a woman before.
pitiful actually.
>>27650959
>>27650991
naw just a bypasser
>>27651008
>no I'm not the anon
How disappointing.
How big is yours? Does my dick make you feel insecure Anon?
>>27650886
If you weren't so focused on cock, you might have an idea why having a clit is amazing, men get the raw end of the deal when it comes to genitals and orgasms.
>>27650966
I already told you.
And what would be the point of trying to find the foreskin on this to remove it?
>>27651053
Hey Woah I could get into that. Post pics bb we could do a pic swap.
I get to see your little clit and you get to see a real man's penis!
>>27651038
>>27650991
>>27651099
anime posters are cancer
orthopedic c.
idk how is a micro penis erect, idk if i have micro penis but my flaccid is like 4cm
>>27648683
>8" saying you're 9"
wow what a devilish tactic anon
everyone lies about peenor size m8
7" micro penis here. Feels bad.
>>27646629
It's because some historian book claimed he had a micropenis because his medical records said he had hypospadius, which is the equivalent of saying someone has down syndrome because they have slanted eyes.
>>27651195
isn't micropenis fat people syndrome?
>>27650886
Please post a picture of your thick, veiny, mouthwatering cock anon.
>>27651099
The funny thing is, you still seem to think I'm going to feel hurt or upset that you've got a larger penis than me. I know full well you're a little above average, probably somewhere around 5 inches, you're still not content with it obviously.
I don't pin my self-worth on the size of my penis, so why do you think mocking it will hurt or offend me?
>tfw your dick is only six inches
This thing is the only reason i hate women
>>27651099
Anon stop the stupid erp anime shit. I just want to see your big dick so I can cum thinking about sucking and fucking it.
7" micropenis here btw
>>27651210
Back off slut I'm tryna pull!
>>27651214
B-baby I'd never hurt you! I just have a penis humiliation fetish.
deepthroat my beautiful 8" cock anon.
You know you wanna worship me! Post pics qt pls
>>27651258
It's 4.5 x 4.7. You guys decide how i should kill myself pls. Literally hurts so bad in the heart, the feelings of inadequacy and inferiority
>>27651258
Original comment palorino
>>27651263
you want to fuck his dick?
>tfw 8 inch micropenis
>>27651258
why did u post a picture of my dick? fuck you faggot
So you all just going to pretend to have massive cocks?
No point in me posting then, I shall take my little chubby elsewhere.
>>27651266
Lazy trolling anon, you and your 5.3 inch penis should be ashamed.
>>27651316
Never heard of sounding Anon?he means with his butt you fucking autist
>>27651350
Oh you~
Do I really HAVE to post it publicly? Just give me an email so I don't get all sluts ITT horny.
I just want it between me and you.
>>27648855
Just google being totally hilarious and hip and progressive as usual.
>>27651382
You know I'd post it for the thirsty men here anyway.
We all know you just can't cut the mustard, it's hard photoshopping a timestamp with a 12 inch penis in the way.
>>27651451
You're seductively evil Anon, your penis envy drives you to do this isn't it?
God that's so hot, let's get married.
>>27651510
I'm already engaged, to someone without a penis because I'm not so cock obsessed.
>>27651546
lol
>2016
>homosexual
>>27651546
Holy shit with a literal 1 inch penis?
My man.You still want this dick don't lie, you wish you had a nice lengthy cock like me. Or maybe watch your wife get plowed by me
>>27651616
I don't have a wife, it would be terribly rude to my fiancee.
You're just not smart enough for me to keep replying to, you've got to keep trolling interesting for people Anon, this is trite bollocks.
>>27651645
Dude just show me your tiny cock and that will be the enf of it, don't be mad little guy.
this made me remember the part of my dreams last night when I was standing in front of a mirror with an erection and my penis was about as thick as a coffee can
and I had foreskin that covered the whole thing when irl I have no foreskin
it was actually really disgusting I wish i hadnt remembered it
Who /bigfloppydick/ here?
>>27651717
>6"
>big
Oregano comment
>>27646295
Here's my penis
I'm an India and I have a pretty big cock but a lot ofsmegma
>>27651717
cute
original comment
>>27651717
Make your own thread
>>27651735
pretty big for a softie tbqh senpai
