Daily general, ausfags.
>>27646381
And yes, I expect to see the sameliteral cocksuckersfrom everyday
How dis make you feel wite boi?
>>27646492
Does he think that's full of booze?
>no abo gf
>no abo gf parents to talk about the amazing aboriginal culture that was secluded from the world for many years
>abo's
>>27646381
>fags
well you got that right senpai.
Good to see the aus brobots active
>>27647442
Minor overstatement, 5 posters in 3 hours, lol
>>27646502
it's a 1:1 replica of his schlong, teaching her how to succ it
>>27647589
AUSBOT reporting in, what are my orders sir?
>>27647596
So he is sucking his own cock.
What a fag.
>>27647604
b-but onlymy cumslutscall me sir
>>27647626
Oh sorry mam.
>>27647589
Wagecucks must be finishing work??
tasbot reporting
>>27647649
How is Tasmania tasbot?
BTW that should be your name on /r9k/ because it is a good name.
>>27647665
it's getting cold which is actually nice.
stay inside more, wear thick clothes that help hide how much I hate my body, etc etc
>>27647688
What is wrong with your body?
haven't been watching as much anime lately and haven't got any new games to play
days seem to be getting longer as a result and it's getting harder to keep my self busy and pass the time
feels pretty bad desu
someone scream at me
>>27647695
A tad chubby. My body fat distribution is off the rails man.
>>27647714
Well anon, I'm sure it isn't that bad and you seem very genuine anyway.
Whenever I feel distress about my physical appearance I just look at people who are way worse off than me to make myself feel better.
Here this should help.
>moved from Darwin to Kununurra
>K I L L M E
>tfw no halfcast qt aboriginal gf
>>27647746
cheers man
I know i'm not that bad in comparison to the vast majority of people but it still doesn't stop me from hating myself ya know?
I've been working out mainly just so i can try to like myself more, not be alpha or whatever sociopaths like to believe it does.
(blah blah robots can't work out and actually try to get better, reeeee)
Shit takes a while man
at least it's cold...
>>27647746
a-anon, that's me.
anyone in /Sydney/ and wanna cause mischief?
>>27647831
Yer I know how you feel. It does take a long time to loose weight and get slim.
I should know because I've done it before. I've only really retained being skinny because I took up smoking a few years ago.
>>27647841
what did you have in mind friendo
>>27647853
seems to me like if I took up smoking it wouldn't at all help the cause of my problem i.e. attitude towards myself and confidence
ya feel me
>>27647878
It might, nicotine does tend to help you ward off depression but is it really worth being addicted?
>>27647856
I would make like to cause as much butthurt to normies as possible. The details cannot be divulged unfortunately.
>>27647909
So what? You're gonna spraypaint pepe on a wall and key peoples cars?
hey guys haha how it going anyone near 4153 haha?
Just had a sesh with the boys now chilling with the sheila haha us australians talk so funny cunt haha
anyway, anyone selling weed haha?
and is OP really a girl? I doubt it but post tits or gtfo haha
>>27647921
haha thanks for joining us tonight bill :)
>>27647936
haha dude is this chris?
>>27647918
Perhaps it really depends
>>27647909
yup, be an asshole to everyone and anyone
at the end of the day it's not going to solve your crippling depression
Broadies, VIC reporting in.
>>27647918
>keying people's cars
that's just mean, anon. please don't do this.
>>27647955
Here's an idea. Go to a public bathroom. Shit on the floor. Pick up feces and draw pepe on the stall wall with your own feces.
Record the janitor walking in and you got some autism gold.
>>27647961
Lol fuck off normie
>>27647955
Pour water over some normie's barbie, sheila.
>>27647955
I guess you could step on the back of someone's thongs and then pretend it was an accident and say sorry or like, go buy groceries and then forget to take your change and or receipt. You know, just crazy shit in the spur of the moment kind of stuff
>>27647841
sure senpai, what should we do
>>27648088
Tell me your email and I'll call contact you
>>27647955
Go into a construction site and take a picture once you're on something high
>>27647921
i'm at 4178, care to hook us up with some weed?
>>27648155
Ah I can't type properly I'm real drunk
>>27647955
Put a rather large stick in the middle of the road so people have to drive over it or awkwardly drive in the other lane to avoid it.
>>27648073
That's exactly the kind of /madman/ stuff I had in mind
>>27647794
darwin is a nice place
4168, whats up m8s.
what's up with all the qld trash
where my sydneyboys @
>>27648303
/2118/ reporting in
asdfa
4221 here
Anyone wanna get fukt up?
>>27648303
>sydney
>being a faggot
>>27648437
>Australia
>not being a faggot
i swear the entire northern beaches is a 4chan deadzone. every postcode thread, every map thread, tons of sydney anons, absolutely no one on the beaches.
>>27648562
rich normalfag pls go
>>27648562
yea cos northern beaches are 99% rich normies and chads
where u from bro
Ya boi from Sydney having cones and valium for dinner
>>27648562
>>27648421
Bruh the place I live is literally called palm beach
>>27648600
where u at senpai
me carlingford
>>27648600
my family is living with our grandparents cuz no money
try again familia
>>27648610
fucking rich cunt get the fuk outta here boiiii
go back to baranjoey road u little mofo
>>27648602
cromer
>>27648618
so your grandparents can afford to have a house big enough to house more than 2 people
rich normie pls
no one still answering me
is anyone here anywhere remotely near /carlingford/ ?
wanna meet up
>>27648638
they got the house for $20k 60 years ago when houses were affordable
stop bully pls
>>27648637
>>27648631
>>27648631
>>27648631
>>27648631
except wakehurst not baranjoey
>>27648643
Got any of that kush papi?
>>27648631
I'm on centrelink, I'm a neet.
I ended up here by accident.
>>27648663
and they now own a house worth multiple millions
>>27648704
we got it valued and it barely hits 1mil
>>27648753
wtf...
as if
northern beaches is less than median sydneyprice
>>27648792
most houses in our area are like 1.2~1.3 but we don't have a pool and it's not renovated or anything. very old house.
who /campbelltown/ here?
>>27648814
there are fucking shit shit cottages where i live (carlingford) that sell for like 1.5 million
honestly have no idea how northern beaches can be selling for 1.2-1.3 lmfao
>>27648861
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/northern-beaches/nine-northern-beaches-suburbs-see-rise-in-median-house-prices/news-story/7e91d4e4f386fc37fb11909ff405572f
from 8 months ago but yeah
>>27648562
ayyyy 2093 here
>>27649150
pshhh. might as well be north sydney, so close to the spit
>>27649178
Only place on the beaches where I found an affordable place for rent, originally 2099 tho.
>>27648256
Yes, It's my fav place in AUS. lived there for 19 years, only moved to kununurra bc muh mining money
>tfw even if I wageslave I'll never be able to own a house because it's $500k for a run down piece of shit near society
>>27649216
what year did you graduate highscool
>>27646522
>amazing aboriginal culture
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27649532
>thatsthejoke.jpg
still, at least they weren't as fucking gay as the white faggots
>>27649539
>weren't gay
Confirmed you don't know shit about aboriginal culture and traditions.
Gentlemen, I believe it's time we start coming up with a final solution to the Canadian question.
Since we've discovered recently that there are tons of actual fag Ausfags on here, y'all should come check out the /r9gay/ Discord.
https://discord.gg/0vA0qBeRvnilnNnb
>>27649861
What if I'm not gay?
>>27649861
discord is the worst new meme of 2016
>>27649593
>jim beam
normalfag pls go
Would anyone be interested in an Ausbot IRC?
>>27649870
Have you ever felt >tfw no bf?
Victorian here, fuck nsw
>>27649870
you probably won't find it an appealing environment to be in?
>>27648562
dee why isnt so bad
>>27649960
Once or twice, but only towards femboys that might as well be girls.
>>27649991
Well, it'd probably be far too homo for you, but you'd at least grasp the basic concept.
>>27649963
SA here fuck eastern states in general
>>27649979
i dont see people from there either
so who wants to die here
>>27649861
b-but I don't into discord...besides, I just prefer talking toausgays, it's less fun when people are too far away.
>>27649991
That's how it starts, anon. Admittedly I'd still only play with cute smooth boys, but I'm still not closeted enough to call myself straight these days. It was a slow journey, though.
>>27650139
As he said a lot of people on the discord are from here.
>>27650139
aus + gay + robot is a very small demographic; I'd also like that but I don't think such a group could realistically exist. There are three Ausfags atm tho
>>27649593
Fuck off our prime minister is already exterminating us.
Probably wont be allowed on here anymore soon anyways due to ''hate speech''
Adelaide here. Think I did a shitty job at a cold water extraction using panadeine extra. Had some stomach cramps and now some mild nausea. At least my anxiety is gone.
>>27650139
>>27650297
the gay part is ironic, it's just an aus robot group
non-aus are welcome
>>27650488
I've had that shit before senpai, it's just like a random thing with codeine I think that happens when certain conditions are met.
I had the full stomach cramps and nausea and I literally thought I might be dying from some sort of allergic reaction to opiates because it was my first time ever taking them and it was just two panadiene forte.
>>27650490
Yeah, I love ironicallysucking cock and rimming cute faggotstoo
>>27650534
Thanks for the reassurance anon kun~
>>27650490
a-are you trolling? it's not an aus-exclusive group, while it is a gay/bi-exclusive group. but hey, come hang out whoever you are i guess, if you don't mind watching a bunch of fags talk about fag stuff
>>27650826
oh looks like i got the wrong impression
