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my workday in my manager's mind:
>I wake up, my head is brimming with new ideas for the store
>come into work 3hrs early
>spend the time before work memorizing every single item of stock for that day (50,000 items)
>memorize the exact location of every item on the shop floor
>start my shift 5min early
>customer...
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1st for the glory of the neet.
hey wagies. ;]
Can i post here if i work security retail
>>29819069
Do whatever you want anon
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it and may or may not accept your feels thread. Include initials if desired.
I just miss you okay but it feels like I shouldnt be talking to you again. Should be focusing on myself and my life than you again even though I want to. Like I need to. I never stopped wanting to. Like i need you in that same compulsive feel. I had to quietly kill those parts of me though.
>>29819211
Probably not the same person but - I still cant help but feel like I just fucked up by being too scared to share any emotion. I still miss you aswell though and fully regret everything every day
>>29819322
My initial is D. If thats the initial you're looking for then its okay I understand, even though theres things that I don't understand and all the things that were unsaid. But sorry that we cant be in each others lives, im too tapped out to be there again.
> mfw I show up to a party and a black girl asks me out thinking she has a chance with me because I'm alone.
>>29816762
Black women are disgusting apes, as a black man I'll be the first to turn and shoot these baboons in the upcoming race war
>>29816799
>tfw you will never join your fellow blackbots in exterminating all the black women
>>29816799
Edgywhitekitd.gif
why are normies so evil? Honest question.
If you reply something abusive, then we will know Im speaking the truth, otherwise you wouldnt have been so triggered.
Normalfags live in a very tiny world of social prowess and meaningless consumption, because that's all that's allowed to them by globalist neoliberalism. There is no religion anymore, no strong sense of community or ethnos, no nationalism, no real commitment to family. Nothing. Anything that might have provided a drop of transcendental or supraindividual meaning to life has been taken, commodotised, and sold back as a plastic doodad. All that's left is atomised consumption and listless hedonism, in a social matrix stripped of all meaning other than petty social...
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It's simple, they're wired to respond to the social cues you give them certain ways. Like distrusting you, then thinking you're a worthless chump and robbing you. They do this because their social reward circuitry tells them, whether they know it or not, that you don't respect yourself. So why should they?
>>29812597
You know who's responsible, right?
Why don't you pick up some other hobbies and make yourself more appealing to women?
Sounds simple.
Would rather neck myself than become something that I am not.
I'm not interested in being a faker. False advertising.
>>29846434
>Just change your interests and hobbies to impress a wet hole.
No thanks, I'll be much happier doing my own thing
>>29846555
Check'd
Where were you when the Democrats lost the election?
>>29846385
Hillary pandering hard to blacks is a dumb political move.
95-plus percent of dindus are already going to vote for Shillary anyway. All she's doing is alienting white voters.
Thank you Donald Trump
>>29846467
this. this election is about the independents and a lot of them already are leaning toward trump but a few % points. she might just push them over the edge to trump with her dumbass statements... and of course the email bullshit
ITT: Shit that makes you wish you had a normie life.
I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G371JiLJ7Ai cried
The first time I saw pic related I cried like a bitch because I saw myself with that bowl of popcorn, the kid alone is literally me
Feels
>family and friends gather today
>forgot what it was like to be around people who love you
>wish you could have this daily instead of monthly
>when you see a clean room of a well adjusted person
i'd be at peace with just the memories. too bad i will never experience anything like that
>men worrying over the person on the ground
>3 men like "what the fuck put the camera away"
>woman is like "did someone say camera?"
Reminder that women have always been shit for as long as women have been a thing. The only difference is men had structures in place to keep them under control and they have slowly been unchained from the oppression called "civility."
>>29846198
haha this picture is awesome. so true OP, women have been shit since the beginning. its why I love history, you learn that women have been roasties since the ancient egyptians.
To me, you can kinda see the distress in the smile.. Like it seems innocent. She looked up while making a shocked face, naturally went to smile as people do when they see a camera.
Or shock. There's tons of reasonable explanations. No need to jump on the women hating train and make sweeping generalizations just because you can't get laid.
Seek psychiatric help.
>>29846361
nah she ain't shit
Which do you prefer to clean out your urethra?
A cotton swab or a wire bristle brush?
Any recommendations?
>>29846158
What are those things called with a wire with that fluffy stuff on it that kids use to make things? I use one of those
Electric water pick.
>>29846158
i pour cleaning alcohol into my dick with a funnel.
it stings badly but it kills any and all bacteria, when it reaches my bladder I squirm.
>Switched schools a lot
>skipped 7th grade
>got to HS
>socially awkward
>got attached to the "quiet nerd/class clown" friends group
>they obviously hang out together after school
>even they have an outside life
>they never invite me to do anything except once
>probably made them hate...
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>>29846133
hey, at least you weren't the kid with no friends and was stupid. But congrats on being a valedictorian, anon
>>29846133
At least you were valedictorian. I barely cracked the top third of my graduating class and was still marginalized.
>I remember thinking I was the most well respected out of the outcasts because I thought I was smarter
>Thought I was above other people because I consistently scored higher on tests and had more knowledge
Looking back on some interactions I had with people, it's clear no one really liked me.
Why does r9k think getting laid is so hard? It's seriously beyond fucking easy if you do 3 simple things:
1.Don't live in a rural/small town
Rural areas generally have skewed sex ratios. There are simply more more men living in small towns than there are females. Move to a city
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/01/16/sex_in_the_non_city_the_dangers_of_a_small_town_where_single_men_outnumber.html
2.Learn how to play a guitar
Prove pussy magnet regardless of context. As long as you aren't fat you should be able to find a few girls who will...
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>>29846090
I hope your grandmother gets shot. And if she's already dead I hope she's getting gang-raped and spit roasted by the devil and his goonies in hell.
>>29846090
>1.Don't live in a rural/small town
JUST
>>29846154
She doesn't live in a nigger infested ghetto so that won't happen.
So I'm a 25 year old guy who makes 60k a year.
I can't be bothered to go through the motions of finding the ONE and my family are starting to worry that I'm a secret faggot.
Here's the deal, any and all fembots in GA, we go through a trial period of 3 months living together at my apartment in ATL. If it is a success, I make an honest woman out of you and we get married.
I'll be the breadwinner, you just have to pop out a kid within 3 years.
If interested kik me at casualatl
I'm sorry you live in Atlanta
>>29846013
I've talked to a fembot here on skype for a bit. It's probably not worth it, as they're either lying or really fucked up.
25 years old, make 12,000 a year looking for wife
r9k cute boy thread
cute boys and cute boy admirers post here
lewd posting is HIGHLY encouraged
>>29846007
i want tocuddlea cute boy
does anyone want to playwilly wars?
>>29846037
I want to touch a cute boy
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Viktor Orban campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
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>>29845786
Teach her how to properly treat a computer (and possibly alcohol)
>>29845895
Thanks anon. I will do.
This is pasta fyi.
In highschool:
>It's not gay if your balls don't touch lmao xD
Now:
>It's not gay if they has a feminine dick
Future:
>????
>>29845604
>its not gay if you suck her feminine penis
>>29845604
I remember a trap doujin I was reading had the guys fucking but they agreed thst it wasn't gay since they didnt kiss while having sex so that's the next advancement
>it's not straight if they have a masculine vagoo