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Why does r9k think getting laid is so hard? It's seriou
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Why does r9k think getting laid is so hard? It's seriously beyond fucking easy if you do 3 simple things:
1.Don't live in a rural/small town
Rural areas generally have skewed sex ratios. There are simply more more men living in small towns than there are females. Move to a city
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/01/16/sex_in_the_non_city_the_dangers_of_a_small_town_where_single_men_outnumber.html
2.Learn how to play a guitar
Prove pussy magnet regardless of context. As long as you aren't fat you should be able to find a few girls who will fuck you just for playing a guitar
3.Don't be black
Blacks are the least attractive race and have the fewest options. Don't be born a nigger and you should be able to get laid
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>>29846090
I hope your grandmother gets shot. And if she's already dead I hope she's getting gang-raped and spit roasted by the devil and his goonies in hell.
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>>29846090
>1.Don't live in a rural/small town

JUST
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>>29846154
She doesn't live in a nigger infested ghetto so that won't happen.
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>>29846185
Try living in a small town AND relying on satellite internet
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>>29846154
I gotchu covered senpai
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