Fast Food cucks, Delivery cucks, and Warehouse cucks welcome
Reposting Funnies
my workday in my manager's mind:
>I wake up, my head is brimming with new ideas for the store
>come into work 3hrs early
>spend the time before work memorizing every single item of stock for that day (50,000 items)
>memorize the exact location of every item on the shop floor
>start my shift 5min early
>customer asks: "du ya sell pickled cockles? are there any out back?"
>"why yes, my good man!", I say, "we had a shipment of 137 jars, but o'er an hour ago"
>find exactly what I was looking for straight away
>the customer is polite and friendly, he doffs his cap at me
>"thank yer lad, what wonderfool customer service! I'll cum back ere and spend all me money"
>drag out dollies packed full of stock to work
>"hmmm.. It seems the colleagues from last night failed to meet their targets. No bother! I shall work doubly hard to make it up!"
>extend my other pair of arms and work the stock for 4hrs
>suddenly my old lady senses tingle
>cartwheel to the door
>"hullo young lady"
>"heh heh hello dearie"
>"might I perhaps take your shopping to your car?"
>"ooh thankya dearie!"
>somersault to her car and back in 3 seconds
>my manager pokes his head out of his office
>"anon, do you fancy a break?"
>"no time for breaks, Mr. Wagey. I've gotta make up time"
>"hmm. You have been slacking recently, anon, pick up the pace."
>"If I work hard like this for a few years, maybe I'll earn 1.50 more like you, Mr. Wagey.
>"maybe one day laddie, think of the pride! think of the prestige!"
>Manager goes home early, a hard job hard done on his part. He's the glue that keeps the wheels turning
>I don't notice and carry on working well into the early hours
>look up at the clock, I've worked 2hrs over my shift
>[next morning]
>"No need to pay me overtime Mr. Wagey, it's all part of the job. Thank you for giving me this job, Mr. Wagey."
1st for the glory of the neet.
hey wagies. ;]
Can i post here if i work security retail
>>29819069
Do whatever you want anon
>>29819088
i will with all the free time i have, wagie. ;]
Reposting my stories to get this thread up
I have two stories that go together really well.
>used to work at a sporting goods store
>obviously gay and a bit of a twink
>swam and ran track in high school
>if we had experience in a sport we would assigned there
>working running/tracks/shoes area
>man and his son come in
>he needs his first pair of spikes
>dad obviously uncomfortable once he notices I'm a massive faggot (almost instantly)
>measure his kids feet
>ask him what brand he likes
>find a pair in his school colors
>his son seems happy so I try to push for some sales
>the kid has flat feet and will probably need insoles
>recommend a set
>he instantly asks for a manager
>"Is there anyone more qualified for this."
>"No sir, anon is our most experienced with track equipment."
>"Are you sure...?"
>son obviously a little bothered
>manager decides to take over
Other story
>working the same area
>a man and his daughter come in
>he awkwardly asks for my help
>once he notices how much I like dick he seems instantly relieved
>leads me to his daughter
>she needs some track-type underwear
>we keep it in the back because black chicks used to try to lift it
>help her pick out all sorts of cute pairs
>her dad was very happy with their shopping experience
Anyone else not give a fuck about your job anymore? I do the bare fucking minimum and don't give one fuck if i get fired
>Work at Regal Cinemas
Regal cinemas espically is a good/bad job
The Good
>Working in ticket booth
>Working Clean up is the easiet job their is
>Can go home early if movies are shit any no one is coming
>Sit around in movies as you are cleaning them to relax
>The Bad
>Concessions
>Fuck Concessions
>Nigger families and their entire familes/White Soccer moms and their offspring order 50+ things and expect it to be done ASAP
>Fat Fuckers who order 50+ things for themselves
>>29819143
get on ssi and join the neet masterice
>>29819143
>Get Min wage
>expecrt me to put an effort into things
It's a summer job, get fucked manager
>Manager cashes me out/tells me to go home early
>There is a huge rush
>They are looking for me
Smoothiecuck here.
Started training two weeks ago at an older store that's a complete wreck. Flies everywhere, everything is a mess, everything is broken. The new store i'm supposed to be shift lead at was supposed to open today, but they keep delaying it reeeeeeee
At least I have some qt weeb coworkers that'll be moving to the new store with me
>>29819088
Guy triggers EAS alarms, ask him to come back into to the story so i can verify, fuckoff he says okay, ask for receipt, put receipt in his bag, don't throw that fucking reciept at me i've done nothing wrong.
Would of fucking broke his face with my dick but i chose not too am i good person
>enter the store
>customer walks up to me asking if he can get help
>tell him sure but I need to clock in first
>come back a minute later and see manager talking with him
>later get told I was being unfriendly and I can delay clocking in to help customers
WHY CLOCK IN AT ALL THEN?
WHY EVEN GET FUCKING PAID HUH CUNT
>someone tried to make an argument over $3.35 coffee filters
>>29819394
fuck customers id rather be dead than deal with them
>>29819413
Man I work at a Kroger gas station and people will flip their shit if they don't get .03 cents off a gallon
>>29819413
>guy comes in
>orders smoothie
>gives me a dollar off coupon, I tell him his total
>"how much was my smoothie?"
>"6.99 before the coupon, sir"
>"the menu outside says 6.69"
>"what would you like me to do about that, sir"
>"give me my smoothie for free"
FUCKING OLD ASS NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU
JUST COME IN ON FRIDAY AND GET YOUR SHITTY POWER PUNCH PLUS FOR $5 YOU FUCK
>>29819533
Fucking kek'd
>muh freebees because i am le customer
>work at supermarket
>"Hi, ma'am, how are you doing?"
>"Good, and you?"
>"Good, how are you?"
>gives me a strange look
>walk to the back room with my head down
Fuck me
>>29819394
Wow that's Fucking bullshit
I feel sorry for wagecucks
>"there was something wrong with my purchase so i paid $0.20 extra, better scream my heart out at this 19 year old even though im still in the store and can easily be reimbursed"
I just can't relate to these people, and I fucking work for min. wage.
>getting butthurt over customers
Laugh it off and go for a smoke break.
>work in help desk
>can you check on my ticket
>what do you mean its not done yet
>I need a password reset
>I need a password reset
>ding ding
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>I need a password reset
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>I need a password reset
>oh is this the right number? he he
>ding ding
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>>29819018
>looking for a new job because my current is shit
>have a fucked up and reversed sleep schedule after years of working night and on demand shifts
>the only call backs that I get are for mid day shit
>don't want to take them and have to go through fixing my sleep schedule or dealing with people during the day
Since when were midnight shifts competitive, I originally took night jobs because they were so easy to get and there's less people to deal with at night
>>29819018
I can't do this much longer. The headaches never go away and my insides are messed up real bad.
>>29819142
post a pic of yourself
>tfw will never be able to work with children because straight men repulse parents
in retail
>>29819394
>Making it obvious you work there before starting your shift
You're doing it wrong
>>29820071
LIE LIE LIE fucking lie
>>29819142
You again. Post stories and legs
>>29820192
what's your story, stringbean? spill it
>>29819142
>hey guys look at me I'm gay hey look over here guys I'm gay
>work at home depot
>I was supposed to be in electrical which I at least know a bit about/could study on my own
>get switched to hardware on my first day
>customers asking about power tools, screw types, hanging mirrors, what kind of chain they need
>I bullshit answers most of the time, hide in unpopulated aisles and go out of my way to avoid customers
should've applied to auto zone
>recently got a job as a Customer Counsaltant for $13 dollars an hour at FedEx Office full time
Should I get a job at IKEA instead? It's a lesser cucked retail job than most and it's pretty nice inside, plus I heard it's great for college kids.
>office supplies at staples
>old ass grandma with her grandkids (grandson was probably 9, granddaughter was probably 11-13)wanted some type ink we didn't carry in store
>help her with the in store computer to order it online
>"ok now just put in your email"
>"I dont have an email" with a really smug fucking face
>"uh give me a second to ask"
>ask manager he says just use a fake one
>come back to the computer to see her screaming at her grandson trying to use his email to help her
>she berates him and deletes his email
>granddaughter says "oh just use mine"
>"oh ok"
>the entire time the kids were shooting me looks of "please save us"
It made me feel worse because it was the same with me growing up
grandmother seemed to fucking hate me and adore my older sister
Another thing I've noticed working at staples
>people are really fucking autistic when it comes to their pens
>>29819533
Kekked
Showed roommate he kekked too
>supposed to clock out at 10:30
>manager keeps us until she's finished with paper work
JUST
>>29821446
another one
>lady and an old man come in
>I help the older lady with the daily planners and the old man is left at the entrance
>she explains how the man suffers from dementia and she is his helper
>come back to the front and the old man is saying weird shit to the cashier
>"you never told me who you were" while approaching her
Apparently the guy was creepy as fuck but once I explained his problem they eased up
I wish I saw all of it
>yfw can't stop eating the product
What special moves do you guys do when your manager is about to catch you eating dat product?
>>29821685
Slip it into pocket or turn around real quick
Or just say you're sampling, so you can inform the customers more on your products
>>29819018
hi there, wageslave could you direct me to the dairy section? I need some ingredients to make my 3 cheese rigatoni meal, I've been studying and practicing the culinary arts for a few months now. what have you been up to?
>>29822228
I've been making a living (quite a hefty one too, mind you) through exerting myself and undertaking tasks that might not be the most glamorous, but give me a sense of pride nonetheless for being out in the world. All while SIMULTANEOUSLY studying full time at uni. Here you are sir, the dairy section, umm the frozen meals are over in the freezer.
>>29822228
I really really wonder if neets think they are like this.
>>29822446
whatever helps you sleep at night.
>fell for the college meme
oh you poor foolish thing.
>>29819018
>Fast Food cucks, Delivery cucks, and Warehouse cucks welcome
What about office cucks?
>>29822636
Sir if you insist of belittling me for helping you I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
>>29819215
I did feels real good mang
>>29822655
ever heard of they saying "the costumers always right"? you HAVE to agree with me or i'm going to have to ask mr. naselburg to deal with his rude work elf.
>>29819018
>work at pool store last summer
>17
>largest chain in country
>4th day
>guy comes in
>wearing a shirt that says "furry" in big black cursive letters, with a foxtail coming out of the y
>we make eye contact
>give him a pic related look
>he gets nervous
>buys his shit
>gets out
>share a giggle with my coworker
>next day get pulled into manager's office
>says cooperate got a call about us harassing a customer
>explain situation
>pull tape
>manager shares giggle with me
>>29819018
>spend the time before work memorizing every single item of stock for that day (50,000 items)
Terrible.
I'm in part responsible for stock of about 300 items.
I made a simple excel sheet which allows me to filter by name/location/type. Allows me to help someone find an item in 10 seconds.
>work as casemanagercuck
>help neets all day
>get to tell all you dumb niggers how dumb you are
>get paid salary, boss can't and wouldn't keep tabs on me
>work 30 hours a week telling neets why their lives suck and slowly converting all neets to wagecucks
>fear me neets, your time is short
>>29819018
I'm applying to Starcucks soon
what should I expect lads?
>>29822682
No? Because Australia isn't America where you get anal for doing the smallest thing and people are decent, my manager would believe me over you any time and your imposing bulk can't do fuck all
bump
originoao
>>29821282
>work at Lowe's
>applied for some kind of position (can't even remember) and instead got switched to assembly
>pros: get to listen to my music and don't have to deal with normie customers since I work in the back
>cons: when I go out out of my goblin cave I have to deal with normie customers, don't get to interact with other co-workers (but the guys who work the back with me are nice as fuck)
>>29822812
When you interview, tell them you're cool with a fast paced and kinda messy job.
>>29819470
Right? I worked at a qfc gas station and someone legit started punching the bulletproof glass over 15 cents.
>girl comes up to register with booze
>calls me cute and flirts with me
>dont know how to respond so smile and tell price
>tells me I am turning her off at how much her booze costs
>tells me her name and not to forget it
>keep smiling and say bye
>never see her again
Theres a reason why im klv
>>29823461
She was obviously underage
>>29823461
She was just underage and was buttering you up so you wouldn't check for ID you virgin
Has working fast food made any of you hate fat people and middle aged women? Any time I see either come I can't help but get mad.
>>29820153
What the fuck would he do? Walk into work with running pants on? Haha that's fucking retarded.
>>29823481
>>29823509
Nah, shes been to the store several times and I id'd her before. She said she had a crush on me for a while but couldnt tell me. I guess I freaked her out with my disinterest and probably too embarrassed to come back.
Even if I did get her number, shes a typical big tittie stacy and would just cheat on me anyway
>>29823538
I hate dads with kids now actually. When its a woman with kids I actually tend to find them in a hurry and embarassed their kids are unruly even if they arent
Dads expect you to read every one of their kids minds
Ughhhhh
I lost my job today
It was only a summer job but still
I said I might be going to spain a month from now and miss 4 days and my manager was chill but the owner was not
Oh well. Atleast I get to go to spain with 2 qt grils.
>>29823461
>older woman comes in with her husband to purchase an electric polesaw
A digression really quick, who decided electric polesaws would be a good idea? A big ol saw on the end of a stick that you push up a tree and move around.
>older woman notices the little Stars and Stripes kerchief I wear around my neck and saturate with water so I can cool off with it
>reaches out and feels it, calling me Cowboy and making jokes about it
>laugh and tell her husband I'll show him where the polesaws are at
>point the way and gtfo to pull carts into the store
>30 minutes later I come back in to take a quick swig of water and go back out
>the guy and his wife are buying their polesaw
>wife notices me and calls me cowboy again
>puts on a southern drawl and asks me where she can get Round-Up for her lawn
>"u-uhh"
>stops suddenly and looks into my eyes
>"You look fresh, whenever someone asks you for help make sure you tell them you're sort of new so they'll be more patient or understanding okay?"
>nod my head and she shoves her wedding ring in my face
>its a huge diamond with little diamond surrounding it
>she brags about her ring before getting called away by her husband
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw at home and remember the abusive words customers hurl at you
>>29823686
Not missing out on much if your owner won't even allow a 4 day vacation
Also, get the fuck out normie.
>>29823689
We fucked up anon. I still think my awkward personality will turn her off and kinda wish she wouldnt come back so I cant get a second chance since I think I will mess it up anyway
>>29823805
It kinda makes sense because were moving and I would be leaving 3 weeks after that anyway
That being said, Its shitty they didnt warn me beforehand, otherwise I probably wouldnt have gone through with it.
Im sorry for being a normie. I just like to wallow in my misery here sometimes. I don't interfere too much usually
>>29823903
sorry, *the restaurant is moving to a different location at that time
>>29819018
>Tfw got a job in a Best Buy
>Going to start on monday
Any of you have ever worked there? what can I expect?
>>29821446
>people are really fucking autistic when it comes to their pens
Yes, yes I am. A good pen is like a good lover, she moves as you move, you are in sinc with one another. Bad pens skip and bleed and just don't seem natural. And that's why for me it's Sharpie Fine points or nothing.
>>29824028
>Sharpie Fine points
Those are great pens, but I feel like they bleed through too much for me.
Personally I use those Zebra Pens
The F.301
I think they look official and have a crisp feeling to them.
>>29824073
Very handsome pen, haven't tried it, I tend not to like ballpoints though because the ink smears.
>Worked at Walmart, pets section
>Tiny storage area is behind the fish tanks, one of the few places I know the cameras can't see
>At least once per shift, would swipe a Clif bar and a bottle of juice, go sit back there and eat/nap for a couple minutes
My one comfy respite in an otherwise micromanaged, cog-like job.
>>29819143
Good man. I don't work shit jobs like that anymore, but I always appreciate seeing mediocre service when I go to a grocery store or fast food joint. I'm not kidding about that. Minimum wage, minimum work, it's right and good this way. Any time I see one of those fuckers who give 100%, all smiling while they wear a dumb uniform and do menial tasks, I get a little wary. What kind of machinations drive a mind like that?
>first day off in two weeks
>get call early in the morning
>"hello, anon? Would you mind coming in today? Chad called in said he has an "emergency" all of a sudden, and Brad said he'll be smashing your oneitis's virgin pussy all day, thanks bye!"
>the sweet feeling of telling them that you can't go in today
>getting shit for it the next time you go in
Can't win
>newest employee at mcdonalds
>coworkers and managers talk shit behind your back because you struggle with making shit they never trained you for
I'm already "that guy"
>>29824389
>Minimum wage, minimum work
That's how it should be. Employees end up reaching a point pretty quickly where they don't really give a fuck anymore because managers/supervisors ride their asses and treat them like shit. When the labor itself is already miserable and you got some cunt or asshole making it even worse. What do they really expect?
That's what always happens with me anyways. I fucking hate it. I just go off somewhere else with my mind and never give a shit about anything that's happening there anymore.
>>29825211
I've noticed the same thing where I work which is a grocery store, in the deli . The supervisor/manager for that department doesn't know how to train anyone for shit. I was really lucky that an employee that I work with actually knew what she was doing because of her previous experience. She really taught us everything. Our supervisor doesn't really do shit but stuck merchandise and act like a complete cunt towards me.
>Crushing super hard on a girl who works in the Deli at my store
>Unsure how to approach her. Too beta to act flirty towards her or ask her out because of fear of rejection and having to keep seeing her every day if she does reject me.
Why live?
>>29825348
>Crushing super hard on a girl who works in the Deli at my store.
That's what happened to me. I've been getting coached by a friend on fb. All I did was just act friendly and try to talk to her for a while then I eventually got her to add me on fb.
The advise I got was not to give in to wanting to ask someone out right away because you'll just scare them away. You've got to get them to feel familiar and accustomed/comfortable being around you and talking with you. Then you can move on to flirting and asking them out.
I haven't even moved on to that last part yet. But I was just given the OK to so now I need to build up enough courage to do that.
>New job
>Co-worker has crush on me
>find out another guy has crush on her
>guy hates me already
>girl doesn't get signal that I don't want nun unless she got buns
>bitch misses public bus on purpose
>wants me to take her home
>asks me in front of her crush
>"only if you live close"
>hoe fucking lived 5 miles out of town
God I hate women so fucking much
just quit my job lads
i'll never work nights again
might even get 8 hours' sleep
>I used to work in a bookstore
> not the cozy small ones but one of the soul crushing big chain stores
>so many customers come in and have no fucking clue what they want and need me to pick for them
>they expect me to summarize the plot of any novel they pick up
>barealy know any of the stuff, so i read the backcover summary when i have time
>make up the rest of the story as i go along
>they are satisfied with my help and buy the books i "recommend" them
>Closing at restaurant
>Walking around washing tables/sweeping/etc
>Some dude appears
>"Sorry sir, we're closed"
>He ignores me and starts talking about how the world bank has been sending agents to his house
>He's clearly insane
>Every few sentences he'll say some completely random string of syllables like he's speaking in tongues
>Keep saying "mm-hmm", "really?" "that's cool" since I don't have anything better to do
>This man talks nonstop for at least 15 minutes
>From what I could understand, the "world bank" was trying to kill him and they had been sending "repo agents" to collect his stuff and threaten him to get microchipped
>Actually started to enjoy his ramblings
>Manager calls the police because he had apparently snuck through the back door somehow (front was locked)
>Police take him away
Godspeed based crazyman
I got pulled over because of a road restriction today. First time ever getting pulled over since I got my class A or my regular class C license.
>coming back from delivery
>take this shortcut road instead of going around the highway
>pic related, red is shortcut, green is the good way down
>have done this since I started working, constant deliveries to this city
>old man that trained me has used this road since he started working for the company 5 years ago
>know it's restricted to 14k lbs GVWR
>see strange black Tahoe behind me
>oh fuck it's a cop
>lights come up
>pls don't let it be me, pls don't let it be me
>signals me to the side of the road
>pls don't be CHP, pls don't be CHP ( in California every highway patrol officer is certified DOT officer so they can do inspections, fuck you over on the spot)
>Pacifica police
>YES!.png thank god it's a little city cop pleb
>"reason I stopped you is because Sharp Park Road is 14,000 etc.. A little ram pick up with dullies is around 15k anon"
>runs my license, asks for medical card
>"you do deliveries to Pacifica often?"
>answer "s-sometimes" ( it's actually almost every other day, just yesterday I had 6 pallets of concrete, I was 10klbs overweight
>"okay well I'll let you off and not give you a ticket but spread the word to your friends and whatnot that this road is restriced"
>"YESSIREE"
>bolt out out of there like the devil is chasing me
Damn that was close. Then again every day I drive this truck I'm illegal since the dumbass that registered it put it down at DMV for 26k. It's supposed to be a 54 sticker since it's a tandem. Whenever I pass a scale I'm sweating bullets and hoping the DOT guys don't notice.
>>29819763
Happened to me few times. Nothing to be ashamed about anon
>>29821465
My wife's son enjoyed it as well
>>29821339
>IKEA
>Swedish
>Not cucked
Nigger what
>>29822228
Stouffer's is in rhr freezer aisle
Enjoy those dehydrated cheeses and GMOs, welfare faggot
>Grocery store
>Customer asks where to find X
>Name some completely random aisle number on the other side of the store from where we are
>Hide after customer goes looking
>>29822812
DO NOT WORK AT STARKEKS
Holy fucking shit, this place has killed my fucking soul
I hope the white race goes extinct so we never have another white woman infect this planet
>>29826250
>soul-crushing
do proceed with the greentext
>>29826093
Why do we allow rednecks to live ?
Please fuck off and die
>>29826277
I can't even begin
That place made me gay
I was a nation socialist straight white man
Now I want all white women shot in the streets
This needs to stop
No more white women
No more
>>29826370
>rednecks
kek
I'm as spic as they come. We comin' for you whiteboi
>>29825211
Dude, it's almost everywhere like that, at least with minimum wage jobs.
As soon as a new 'new guy' starts to work there or after a couple of weeks have passed, everything will be a ok.
>>29819196
Ayy regal cinemas bro
What state you in?
Floor is the fucking best if no is around to watch movies, I can just dick around and talk with buddies in concessions
I'm always closing concessions so I'm typically there until 12-230ish
Fuck people who order more than they need, then get pissy when it isn't done instantly during a fat ass rush.
And fuck kids movies, kids leave the biggest, nastiest messes, and theater is stupid busy
>>29826385
i hear you brother
the west will fall, largely because its societies are modeled by liberal white womyn
the west got starbucc'd
>>29819763
That sounds like something I'd do for fun.
>>29826470
we loved them too much
we loved our sweet white women so much that we built them lives where they were not needed
we built them wshing machines and dishwashers and vacuum cleaners and tv to raise the kids
we made them so spoiled that now they're out of control and they can't find anything better to do than play cum games with us
we will all die because we flew too close to the sun on wings of wax all for our white women's happiness
the moral is never try to make a woman happy
>>29819018
I work at Food Lion in Belgium
>be me
>17 years old
>stocking the shelves
>this creepy old guy scans the aisle looking for his fav product, diet coke
>he doesn't seem to find it so I help him out
>he gets really excited, says some things but when he speaks he sounds like a corpse so you can't understand shit
>I awkwardly nod in agreement
>He keeps talking with me even though I dont understand a single word that comes out of his mouth
>This guy clearly has some mental problems
>I tell him I have to go back to work and kinda walk away
>Few days later
>Stocking the diet coke, I spot him in the distance
>Panic.jpg
>He comes over, smiles and shakes my hand awkwardly. Thinks we're friends or something
>"heh, are you here for your diet coke again?"
>"yehhshhdhd"
>Help him put the diet coke in his cart
>He suddenly asks my phone number
>Super creeped out at this point
>"Oh I dont know my phone number, I always forget"
>He gets a really sad dissapointed look on his face
>Says some gibberish again that I dont understand
>"I have to go back to work now"
>I rush off
Haven't seen him again since, but sometimes he apparently asks my collegues if i'm in the store somewhere or when I come to work
He kinda looked like Hector from Breaking Bad
>work at domino's
>on credit card deliveries I just need the customer to sign a receipt
>say "I just need you to fill this out" instead just asking for a signature
>this way hopefully they'll notice there's a line for tipping above the signature line and put something there
A lot of the time I'll still just get a signature back with a blank tip and total line. Sometimes non-tippers are at least straight forward and write a 0 or a line through the tip line with the total (I've even seen large 0.00 from the cheekiest non-tippers).
About a month ago I've started bullshitting at these people: "oh sorry sir/ma'am but for security purposes I need you to fill out every line. So if you don't want to tip that's fine just write a 0 and add it to the total :^)))))"
>about 40% overall success rate at turning non-tips into tips
>60% success with old people or those with poor eyesight that just didn't know the option was there (or claim they didn't know)
>best of all 90% success with people who look like they're from r9k and strongly oppose tips
>they usually mumble "o-oh sorry about that, of course i'll tip" or they looks embarrassed and silently write in a tip
>>29826570
the dark races might fare better than we did.
all there's left is to just watch the world burn
>>29826704
>giving you more money for doing your job
>brain damaged
>having a bad day
>trying to count out change
>taking a little longer than normal
>soccer mom with "let me speak to your manager" haircut gets angry at me
>brain comes detached from my mouth
>"Do you really think yelling at me is going to make my brain go any faster you dumb cunt?"
>look on her face like she's just been slapped
That's how I lost that job. That was a few years back, though. If you watch the woman's face when he insults her in this clip, that's the look she had when I called her a cunt. https://youtu.be/T0xoKiH8JJM?t=3m2s
>>29819984
I heard help desk jobs are ok compared to retail, whats the pay?
>>29823441
Shit, I work at the qfc in Wedgwood. Mother fuckers bitching about paying 5 cents for a paper bag and then go back to their $600k house.
>>29826732
I would defend myself by saying tips pay for my gas and repairs for my car, but I live in California where I still get the minimum $10/hr plus tips. So yes without tips I would lose money working my job but as long as I get like a $2 tip here and there throughout my shift my car upkeep should basically be paid for
If you live in another state however many delivery drivers are legally allowed to be paid below minimum wage that makes not wasting money on gas and repairs a lot harder. So if you live in a state where those who make tips can make less than minimum, please tip
regardless of that im still not gonna stop trying to cuck neets and others out of extra shekles lel
>>29826835
really how much of a tight-fisted bastard do you have to be not to tip.
Get into trucking fellow robots. Sweet sweet solitude and shitposting aplenty
>>29826890
>>29826835
Stop samefagging.
If you're already paying for a service why should anyone in their right mind give more just because "its the culture :^)" I never tip. Ever. I work hard for my money. Why would I give any of it away to some minwagecuck that give piss-poor service if at all.
>>29826890
It's really not that big of a deal in California since legally employer's can't pay you under minimum wage if you make tips. But as a delivery guy I still tip well because I know it feels good.
We really don't deserve it here but I still plan on jewing people and acting polite in order to get a pay bump, why not?
>>29826933
Most people should tip because in most places people who make tips can be paid below the minimum. I agree that tipping shouldn't be necessary in the states but until that isn't a thing you should almost always tip if that is legal in your state/country
>>29826933
ayy
(oregano) (content)
>>29826701
Man that's awkward
Just be nice to him everytime he comes in anon, I'm sure you're making his day a lot better
>>29826067
I wish more people were like you.
Originally
>>29819018
>Come to work 11 am because I'm employee of the month again
>On my way to the entrance nottice construction crew having some logistics problems (we are adding a new area)
>Solve it in 5 minutes, boss calls off the architect and he can spend the rest of the day doing charity work for children
>Go inside and every costumer says hi to me by name even tho we live in a 5 million people city
>Every coworkers flirts with me (both genders) while I work
>1pm time for my two hour lunch break
>5 stars restaurant fight for having me eat there free
>Decide I want a light 7 course meal
>Waitress ignored every other costumer
>I slap her ass as a tip and she giggles,. I may fuck her again this weekend
>Come back to store and owner is there to ck gratulate me again
>Awarded another 10% of the company (already had 30%)
>Owner tells me her daughter is coming over tonight to give me the real reward
>Allowed to leave early
>A line formed from every person who ever dobuted me is there from the entrance to my limo as it's mandated by law
>Come home and choose 10 girls from the crowd to be part of today's harem
>As everyone sleeps (I transcended that need) I play my 2016 demo disc from e3
>I scribble some notes for the developers
>Take my one anual shit and as I while I realize how to solve world hunger
>Looks like I'm getting another Nobel prize
>>29825211
They hate to train new people
So you have to be autonomous quickly
I worked a few weeks in a meat factory, shittiest job I ever had, at first I was doing 10 am - 6 pm and then they put at 2 am - 10 am, the hardest shift, I was so fucking shitty at it and the supervisor was a fucking asshole who asked me if I was a retard because I couldn't hear him with all the machines sounds
I've finished my shift, called them once I get home, and told them to fuck off
>>29825249
I agree with you, but you know, they don't really give a fuck
If you quit there will be hundreds of people ready to take your place
>>29826701
There's a fucking Food Lion in Belgium????
I thought Food Lion was only in North Carolina
>>29826704
>(I've even seen large 0.00 from the cheekiest non-tippers).
That was probably me
Fuck you
>>29819018
>see girl I know in line
>stare at her autistically to get her attention
>she just smiles awkwardly
>the next day I talk to her
>apparently that was her twin sister
>>29829406
No, it wasn't
She just needed an excuse for not talking to you
>>29826748
yeah sure its okay next to retail, almost anything is. Probably one of the only reasons I don't quit this soul sucking job. That and I might be able to secure a better job within the company.
I get 19/hr right now. Probably going to get a raise, but not much, probably peanuts compared to what they're making.
>>29829357
It's called Delhaize here, but its practically the fucking same
>>29829923
Damn, I never knew that.
Fucking loved Food Lion.
All of my earliest memories are from there
>>29829421
it actually was though
I did the same thing at a grad party and the twin (the one I didn't know) said she had a sister who knew me
>Store is doing a promotion on Pringles
>I have to create a large display of Pringles tubes at the front of the store
>Carefully assembling the Display
>I have been told to make sure that the Pringles guys face is facing the doors so customers can see him when they walk in
>doing the display
>stand up briefly
>female customer is standing watching me
>pretty qt
>'Wow, don't you find his face really creepy?'
>she smiles and laughs
>realise I have to stop building my display to interact with her
>can't think of a funny joke
>only thing I think of is to say
>'Only when he is looking up ladies skirts!'
>grab a tube of Pringles and hold it beneath her skirt
>her face drains of color, her eyes go shocked
>she slaps the tube out of my hands
>asks to see my manager
>2 hours later she has a full apology and store credit
>I have a final warning
goddamn I fucking hate this industry
>>29830740
You fucked up. The industry is shit but that was all on you.
>>29830740
I don't understand how some of you think this behavior is ok.
Full on autism
>be me
>working reception desk at casino high rollers area
>all sorts of dodgy cunts come in all the time
>old fat cunt who is a pretty valuable member to the casino tries barging in with 4 other people
>youcantdothat.png
>pull him up
>starts with the 'i pay your wages' garbage, apologises to his associates for the embarrassment
>recognise him as someone who i'd been told (by a colleague) is under investigation for massive tax fraud
>fuckthisguy.xml
>tell him his associates will be a lot more embarrassed when they discover he's a tax fraud
>guy flips his shit
>fired the next day
>worthit.ini
>mfw
>>29830941
>>29830809
They pressure us to joke and interact with the customers but don't give us atual advice, like a book of jokes or something
>>29831102
That may be but making upskirt jokes is just fucking retarded.
>>29819018
fucking hell m80 too real 11/10
>literally how middle corporate thinks frontline management think
>guy at the drive-thru is stuttering
>manager gives me an awkward look and says "tell him to pull up to the next window"
>>29831102
Reality isn't one of your middle/high school animes you stupid fuck. Not that hard to grasp.
>>29830740
many lols were had
10/10 senpai
>>29826232
>customer asks where to find x
>give them aisle number
>also tell them I'll show them and start walking toward the aisle
>they tell me they can find it themselves
>go back to work
>see them wandering through every aisle adjacent to the one I told them
>>29826250
>Go to place where the lowest scum on earth convenes
>omg why are people so shitty?!
>>29826835
As someone who used to deliver pizzas, I keep forgetting to tip when I order as I pay via credit card. Thinking I might keep a jar of coins for tipping from now on
>doing stocking
>lines are backing up
>manager asks me to come check out some customers
>tells me not to bother getting a till, just tell them I can only take cards and no cash right now
>shout out that I can take cards on register 3
>guy comes over
>asks if he's paying with card
>he says he's paying with cash
>tell him I can only take cards right now
>rolls his eyes and leaves
>old lady comes over
>ask if she's paying with card
>she says yes
>ring her up, give her total
>all her cards get declined
>she leaves
>have to abort transaction
>asian guy comes up
>ask if he's paying with card
>he says yes
>ring him up, give total
>he slides card
>everything goes fine
>suddenly my empty drawer pops open, register says I owe him $20 cash back
>first alarm goes off at 6:29
>gulp down my double espresso before my second alarm ticks off at 6:30
>shower, singing along to the song
>brew some green tea, steam a handful of carrots and enjoy alongside leftover grilled chicken breast
>continue reading Hazlitt's Economics
I read a chapter, and then retread it at a slower pace to pick it apart. It's nice to afford myself the time to do it.
>polish off two chapters, bless Hazlitt's simplicity
>quickly change gears and power through Sailor Moon 2, borrowed from my friend, for discussion tonight
>call up grandma and post this before my uniform is out of the dryer for work, 9-4 shift
Life's good mang. My job and life is max comfy. I start training to volunteer at the zoo tomorrow.
Just wish I didn't live at my parent's house.
>customer says something sarcastic
>answer them back sincerely
>charge them as much as possible
>Work at McDonalds
>Serving a customer a Big Mac
>he tries to be funny
>says 'there better not be hair in this, I ordered a big mac... not a wig stack!'
>I laugh
>to follow through on the joke, pull on my hair and place some of it onto the tray with his food
>he stares at me blankly
>take the hair, apologise
>he doesnt kick up a fuss
thank you customer
>>29832517
Well....he did kinda start it, but wow, I am amazed he didn't fuck you over on that one.
>>29826450
I worked in NC last year anon. Floor is top tier.
>Worked during Cinderella and the Paddington movie
>Those fucking messes
Fucking shit parents. I hope you all rot and die
Who /RETAIL MADE ME RACIST/ here?
>Indians always try to barter
>>29834570
didn't make me racist, but certainly reaffirmed it
>blacks ALWAYS acting suspicious
>blacks constitute 80% of theft
>probably 70% of them are women
>>29829422
Where do you live and what's the job title? I interviewed for a support job at a startup and have no idea what pay to shoot for if they hire me.
>>29834570
Naw. It might have made me a little sexist though.
I used to work at Moe's Southwest Grill (cheapo version of Chipotle). I was the first dude you would talk to when you started ordering your food and my job was to figure out what you wanted and what meat/beans/rice (on the line they called it the "Steamer" because you had to steam the tortillas).
Women always had issues keeping up with my questions more than men and they tended to stumble over themselves when figuring out what they wanted. It wasted my time and I was stressed enough working there.
Women also tended to order several things at once assuming I wouldn't ask more about each as we went. By the last year working there I realized that when a lady with kids walked up I would always say "Welcome to Moe's, let's start with just the first order..." and ask subsequent questions before they could get a word in edgewise.
>>29828342
Not a retailcuck
>>29830740
Holy shit are you 12? If this is what robots are like you poor guys have real brain problems
>>29832517
How are so many of you this impulsive
>people who bring the carts with cars on them for kids, outside of the store.
>The cashiers that let them do it
>>29835646
What do you mean anon
orgioianoaos
>>29829357
I work at a Food Lion in maryland
It's OK I guess
>Haha I ONLY came in for three things lol!
Except for that
>>29835807
they're shopping carts with cars to sit in with steering wheels for kids to play with
They're a pain in the ass to bring in from outside because they don't connect with the other carts so we have to bring them in all by themselves.
The store policy is they're not supposed to go outside but customers often get mad when we bring them another cart to put their groceries in like we're asking for their first born.
>>29830740
Could be a scene out of forrest gump.
>>29823933
A lot of stupid questions and a lot of dumb tech illiterate old people
>Be Taco Shop guy
>Most of customers are okay/order quickly and aren't cunts
>Customers love me in general, regulars really love me.
>Only issue is people who dont give me their names when they want to go
>Just put some neutral name/term in if there are not many people around to avoid having to ask twice unless its lunch rush.
>Whenever some does throw a bitch fit or gives attitude idgaf and handle it casually and solve the issue with a calm voice and a smile because no matter what I'm not losing my job.
>Also don't take things personally like a lil bitch.
It's all around pretty chill. I mean busy work but no real pressure unless were down a man or have a harder rush than expected.
The one thing that baffles me are the (rare) people who take complete offense when asked for their name so I can start their order. I'll just make something up if they refuse after the second time.
I love the place, the work is kinda eh and I need to start applying for better paying places but damn do I love the place and the other people I work with.
>>29831102
The idea of a Corporate Jokebook is horrifying. Can you imagine how aggressively inoffensive and unfunny it would be? Like the "if it doesn't scan it must be free" guy but a whole book. And you have to say it or the manager will fire you. Maybe one day you make an actual, funny joke and the manager gives you a final strike for failing to use Approved Jokes.
>>29831102
>His face is really creepy
>"Yeah especially when there's a hundred of them looking at you."
Robot bro, just go with the flow. Say stupid easy shit normies would accept even if it pains you. It'll get them to fuck off about their business faster and you won't get fucked.
>>29825905
this must be fun though
>>29824073
For me it's the Zebra F-701 fampai.
>>29819018
>Work at a clothing store.
>Upper middle class shit, customers regularly spend up to 1k Eurobucks or even more on shit.
>We don't even have world renown brands, but people like coming here because our staff actually knows his stuff.
>Normal weeks are okayish. You fold your shit, sell some guy a suit, pants and whatnot.
>except saturday. Except saturday during summer sale.
>Like the gates of hell, unending hordes of selfshopping arseholes invade.
>they try to steal your stuff, we have to call the cops nearly every saturday at least once during summer.
>people in general just make a huge mess of everything and when those cunts try something, they throw the clothes on the floor.
>The worst ones are the immigrants, the little cunts with no tact or social manners.
>Even after you tell them five times 'we don't have your size, sorry mate' he/she will still grab the same piece of cloth and look at it. Just to flip me off.
I can't even begin to describe my hatred for people on these days. Genocide really becomes a sound option then. Fuck
>>29835976
get this literally every single day at kroger and i have started telling me people that if you come into the store shop clockwise and you will buy less shit, it was in that documentary that the stores are designed to make you want to buy shit.
>>29830740
roasties BTFO
pls be real
>>29824389
>What kind of machinations drive a mind like that?
I'm one of those faggots who goes 110% all the time. My reasoning is: I'm bored as fuck since the work gets done in about 2 of the 5 to 7 hours, and I don't want my managers on my ass because I'm not saying "hello" to enough people.
Quitting in 2 weeks though. Hope to be a functioning human being again.
>Item doesn't scan
I GUESS I GET IT FREE THEN HAH.
Bonus
>We get those new chip readers
>Old people still dont know how to use them
>>29837608
Shit man I'm 23 and I don't know how to use them. Most places I go are the e z p z swipe.
>>29825348
Iktf anon, except it's produce for me. The only times that she's there when I am, the store's busy and I can't make an excuse to go talk to her more. Also, the rest of the store is populated by jailbait. Fucking end me.
Anyway, have you tried breaking at the same time she does? Just talk to her a bit in the break room
>>29820153
At my work I have to clock in wearing my uniform
>in the process of remodeling store
>taking down shelves and clearancing out a lot of spring and summer merchandise
>putting up 'back to school' mods at the same time
>every single customer has to mention it
>every customer automatically assumes that we're setting up Christmas decorations
>"is it Christmas already?"
>"already getting ready for Christmas huh"
>"gets sooner every year doesn't it? yuck hyuck"
at first I was cool with it until customers started coming to me with long-winded speeches about how they hate how businesses like ours set up for Christmas so early
they don't even ask, they just assume that any major change in the store is CHRISTMAS how DARE us
fuck off retards, it's JULY for the love of god use some common fucking sense
>4 more months of this stuff
>>29838115
Sorry, but I'm with them on this shit.
Last year, I remember it being time for Halloween stuff to be put on the shelves, and my store was filling it all with Christmas shit. It HAS gotten earlier and earlier, and it's ridiculous.
>>29838115
it's the same with the kind of guys who ask 'WHEN IS SUMMER SALE!?!' and we have fucking may. Like...really? Summer has not even fucking started.
>>29819310
>manager asks if Iwant to go home early
>say sure
>huge rush
>like busiest its been all day during an hour when it's quiet so there's like 1 of 8 tills open
>join the queue and make jokes with manager
>asks me to come back on
>tell him I'm busy now
>>29838003
where do you clock in?
at my work iclock in wearing uniform but its in a staff zone
>>29819142
Post more story's twink anon! They are good. Do you have a nice tummy?
>>29821218
He's not gay though broheim. He said he's a faggot.
>>29819018
hahahahah
mutebl0x 289349283597
>>29821465
My second cousin twice removed and now living in the attic also enjoyed.
>work customer care at mcdonalds
>coming downstairs during a quiet saturday
>4 pakis are rushing upstairs
>"get the FUCK out my way fatty"
>mfw I weigh 130lbs at 6 foot 3 and am the complete opposite of fat
>hear a bang upstairs
>they started a fight in the bathroom
>they come sprinting out
>see me again
>"what the fuck you looking at dickhead"
>in their fight they smashed 3 champagne bottles they had broguht in, broke a soap dispenser and left a pair of trousers in the toilets
one from yesterday
>big family of pakis come in
>3 adults and like 10 kids
>it's like a live action version of that simpsons episode
>have the Barrier to upstairs closed and have cones saying "no entry" in front of barrier
>they instantly go up to the stairs and try to undo the barrier
>sorry madame upstairs is closed
>"but I want to sit upstairs"
>sorry but its closed
>"why can't we go upstairs"
>because the barrier is up to show that it's closed to customers
>"why is it closed though"
>so I can keep an eye on everyone
>"FINE, we'll just sit downstairs"
>sit downstairs for 20 minutes and don't order anything
>all the kids are screaming
>sorry madame I'm afraid you have to order something or leave
>why
>because the seats are needed for customers
>bitches at my manager at front counter for like half an hour and eventually gets kicked out
god pakis are all awful
> work at farmers market selling sweet potatoes
> a princess asks questions to me/says hello (I don't know what she said because I wasn't listening)
> think she is talking with the guy next stall
> proceed to fill baskets with potatoes ignoring her
> instead of speaking louder to get my attention she storms of the market area saying sarcastic remarks like "well thanks for your help". she is pretty pissed of
> right 3 seconds later understand she was trying to talk to me
> baffled that she got that much upset
> feel bad and decide to follow her to apologize
> but so much of a beta to speak in such situation
> glad I am a beta cuz after 5 minutes my conscience relaxes, and realize I just pissed of a princess syndrome girl
> feel good about it rest of the month
>>29839232
could she have got away with just ordering a cheap burger and staying?
>>29839563
yeah, she could have ordered a fucking 35p espresso and that's the worst part, she just decided not to spend a penny
>quit my shitty fast food job
>applied to Goodwill
>interviewed, looks like I'll get the job
How fucked am I? The job seems miserable but I need the money.
If this new bitch gives me any more trouble I think I might fucking snap bros.
>>29826973
Mobile shitposting is just so much comfier than from a desktop. Wish my laptop hadn't bricked on me tho
>work in retail
>our store has the cheapest eggs in town
>we've had fewer eggs the past month or so,
>generally do to the delivery truck catching on fire and repercussions of dealing with that
>still, leads to shortage
>we put a "HEY WE'RE OUTTA EGGS" sign on the door
>people asking whether or not we have eggs out back, when we're getting next shipment in
i don't mind the "when are we getting the next shipment in' question, but the rest of it could be answered if they bothered to read
>>29837863
I work the registers and don't decide when I break I have to be let out.
>tfw full time NEET of 10 years.
I would kill myself if I had to work a full time job.
I would literally do it.
>tfw went to pharmacy school to avoid being in a shitty job
>It's a retail job and have to deal with shitty customers
Welp, 8 years down the drain for nothing.
>"can I return this?"
>puts giga vibrator deluxe on the counter
>did you open it?
>"well yeah... but I DIDN'T USE IT!!!"
>no refunds on open merchandise, it's on your receipt
>"BUT I DIDN'T USE IT LET ME TALK TO THE MANAGER"
>I am the manager
>she snatcher her vibrator off the counter and walks away pouting and muttering
This fucking happen every day. Why would you buy a sex toy, use it, and then try to return it. What the fuck?
>work at an athletic apparel store as cashier
Here's my ranking of customers by race:
Black
Latino
White
Indian
Asian
To the white supremacists or whatever, no its not a joke. I can elaborate on any race if anyone wants.
>tfw injured badly at work
>going back to lawyers to talk about a settlement
>considered 20% disabled by state
>$30k to $40k payout looks about
the feeling of getting this out of this shit company is euphoric
Warehouse Shiter here.
Apparently loading boxes of clothes onto pallets for the forklifts as the job. Boxes can go up to 50lb, not too thrilled about my strength. Any tips for at least starting out?
What shit i gotta watch out for in a warehouse environment? Already got the steel-toed boots.
Tired of never having money so im actually excited to pay for my hobbies.
>>29844171
please elaborate on what Indians and Asians do, kek
>>29844899
>Any tips for at least starting out?
Get as close to the box as you can.
Bend your legs while keeping your back vertical.
Grab the box and lift up with your legs.
Keep the box close to your torso as much as possible.
>>29826736
Your sacrifice has honored wagies everywhere. You are a martyr. Thank you for your service.
>>29844480
wtf only 30k-40k for being considered 20% disabled? That's only about a years wage will you be better by then?
Or that sort of sucks
>>29840188
why would it be miserable? all your coworkers and the customers are practically retarded and you get to sift through potentially cool shit
I'm a weak as fuck, 5'4", 90lb anorexic fuck and I can lift 50lbs easily. You'll be fine.
>Work at kroger
>Hamplanet husband and wife roll into the checkout lane, cart has stuff falling off the sides from being overfilled.
>"We'd like this in double paper in plastic please"
>Have to get a second cart for their shit, meanwhile husband is sweating and breathing out of his mouth loudly.
>"Hey is there *gasps for air* Any place I can sit?"
>Point to nearby bench
>He furiously wiggles through between the cart and conveyor to sit down.
>Finish bagging and they ask for assistance with their shit.
>Push both carts as the two hambeasts waddle desperately to their car.
>Both sit down, hear the car's suspension groan under their massive girth. Both immediately pull out cigarettes and suckle them like their lives depend on it.
>Unload all their shit, man stops me before I leave.
>"Thanks for the help"
>Recieve 17 cents and a hand full of pocket lint as a tip
Who else here has gotten pamphlets about how Jesus will save you or similar shit? I've worked as a loader for Lowe's all summer and I've gotten like 4 kek
>>29844991
lifting tips, good to know.
heres hoping i can last the 8 hours a day
>>29845158
alright cool.
>Work job that has barely any supervision
>Know exactly the minimum level of work required to look like I'm doing my job, still get paid above minimum wage
>But
>BUT
>It's a theme park job
>Leaving my office is like walking into a minefield
>5,000+ people potentially going to harass me at all times
>>29844480
wtf happened mate?
>>29826958
If they're paid below the minimum it's up to the employer to make up the difference. whether the employee is too stupid or too much of a pussy to bring this up with his employer or some labor authority is not my problem.
are lifeguard cucks welcome?
>>29846083
do you guys even do shit?
>>29846092
at my pool we do almost all of the custodial work. other than that we mainly just yell at kids to "WALK!"
>>29846143
kek. what's the pay and hours like?
>>29846171
Well it would be minimum wage ($10.00) but I have an additional certification so I get paid 12.50. It's a shitty job with no ladder. It's like mcdonalds. Some faggots get stuck there their whole life.
>>29823202
wew lad nice to see another lowescuck here, im in lumber and its never busy, but id like to be in assembly for the chill life
>>29830740
I have a hard time believing this, but if it's true, that's just stupid
>>29830740
>sexually harassing a women you dont know
>how could I know this? XDD
fuck off
>>29845838
so what do you do? just tell people where the bathroom is and shit that isnt so bad
>>29821446
>>29821553
ayy staples bro
>be 5ft tall fembot
>work in B&Q (UK Hardware Store)
>learnt quite a lot about all the different screws etc. through doing the job
>every other day, a patronising old cunt calls me "little girl" and asks for a "man" to help them
>get the manager
>he says "oh, anon is great with this stuff, i'll leave you with her"
>9/10 times, the customer still won't let me help them, and just leaves
another story:
>had this really creepy guy in his 50s come to me every time I'm in, ask me loads of questions, blatantly staring at my ass all the time
>mostly ignored it because there's enough cameras to cover me, and the guys there white knight the fuck out of me with awkward customers
>one day, setting up power tool display on my own
>see him come up to me
>he's asking all these questions about the tools
>obviously staring at my ass
>suddenly blurts out "wow little lady, that's sure a big tool, wouldn't you rather have something you can handle easier"
>motions for me to look in his direction
>he's got his cock out, and he's stroking it
>shriek and throw a box at him, running away in the process
>about 10 guys come running
>tell them what happened
>they can't catch him, he'd already run out of the store
>never see him again
>>29845978
Most states only require the federal wage of $2.13 an hour for waiters, so mentioning it to the the employer will do fuck all.
Yes, you can argue that is the employee's fault for taking the job knowing that, but not everyone has that many options.
I still agree that tipping is fucking stupid and needs to be done away with.
>>29848833
Well, do you have a nice ass?
Working in Target Australia
Had to pick up a phone call for entertainment in last 10 minutes of my shift
>hi this is the entertainment department how can I help you?
>do you sell halal meat?
>no sorry, you are probably thinking about the American Target we don't sell food here
>I need my Halal meat, I am on Hamilton island and no place here sells halal meat
> sorry mam we do not have meat at all I cant help you
>maybe you should try being a vegetarian for a week
>no I grew up eating halal meat I need it now
>cant you deliver to us?
>sorry mam I cant help you
>good luck being vegetarian
Hang up
God I love prank calls, and for those who don't know hamilton island is in fucking rural queensland
It got redirected to entertainment because supervisor thought she was talking about halo
>first day working at McDonald's
>some black guy leaves a napkin giving me his number, saying he wants to be my friend and help me with anything
lol
>fired for beating a rude customer's ass a month or so later
>work at the 99cent store
>realize it's actually more of a discount grocery store
>continually undercharge people
>if they have 10 of something I charge them for 3, etc
>never say anything about it but some people notice and get in my line
>one Asian lady actually checked the receipt and made a point to pay me the rest
>steal my lunches
>notice a black kid is obviously stealing as I'm walking out for lunch
>say 'hey, you stole!'
>he's scared and says "what?"
>pull my stolen food out of my waistband as we're walking out and show him
>a co-worker tells on me
I'm probably going to be looking for another retail job soon
>>29848833
please kill yourself in real life
making poor lonely men out as criminals
aren't you ashamed?
>>29826093
kek I'm from pacifica. our police force is pretty shit from what i hear but at least they let you off
>>29844899
if you use your legs 50 pounds will feel like nothing. tighten your lower back but don't arch it inwards.
if it's especially heavy take a deep breath (really deep, feel your stomach expand) and push against your closed airway, it causes your diaphragm to support the spine. also flex your triceps as you straighten your arms while lifting something or risk a torn bicep.
watch videos on deadlift form, lifting anything heavy will always look and feel like a deadlift if you do it right
>>29844899
Fedex fag here, its not so much lifting 50 pound boxes but doing it 300 time per hour. If ypu have bad stamina its going to kick your ass
>worked at shitty chav pub briefly
>guido party boy offers to buy me a shot of tequila whilst buying one for himself
>politely decline because we are not allowed to drink on the job nor accept drinks bought for us by customers
>he keeps insisting but eventually drops it when I keep saying no
>another day, same guido comes in
>says it's my turn to buy him a shot since he bought me one last time
>remind him that he never bought me a shot in the first place because I turned it down
>he won't shut up about how I owe him a shot
>not caving in
>he gives up and just sulks for the rest of the evening while shooting me dagger eyes the entire time
guidos - not even once
>be a casino gift shop poorfag
>new promotion of a gift with purchase
>hang up sign that says "FREE gift with purchase!" in big text on wall behind register
>underneath, "Ask associate for details!" in small letters underneath, but still blatantly legible if you're not blind as fuck
>small shitty gift is hanging underneath the sign
>the detail is that you have to buy $50 worth of merch btw
>ring people up that buy $5-30 worth of items without telling them about the GwP, since 99% of the time they ask afterwards and get really shocked and complain to me it's not worth it
>anybody who says that they wished they knew earlier I just reassure them that they can continue looking around and if they purchase something I'll add it to their previous total
>most customers politely decline or leave satisfied, usually shrug off the few rude ones
>month of promo goes by with little complaints about the sign or free gift
>suddenly july begins
>influx of complaints
>constant berating from old fucks, trailer trash, and Kentucky (I check ID w/ cards & noticed this trend) folks that the sign is misleading and we should take it down
>have enough of it by the time the fourth has passed
>politely point out each time that it says to ask me for details, and tell them how far away they were from receiving the gift (usually >$30, subtly calling them cheapskates)
>they still complain as they head out the door
>cheerily wish them a great night with the biggest smile
Daily sales goals are fucking bullshit, too. $500 isn't a lot, but when the place is dead I can't just pull customers out of my ass to buy $25 t-shirts.
>>29848947
Not really, no
>>29849226
How did I make him out to be a criminal? I had the option to take it to the police, and I didn't. He overstepped a line, but other than being very creepy, he obviously need help, not punishment.
>>29850144
>How did I make him out to be a criminal?
I think he was being sarcastic.
>>29850175
To be honest, he came across as a bit of a melt.
I don't usually frequent /r9k/ but this thread got my attention
I work at a North/South Carolina based gas station chain called "Circle K"
> Used to be called kangaroo, got bought out by cucknadians before I started working there
> no one gives a fuck about an old gas station in a small town so none of the signs have been changed
> elderly smart-mouthed repeat costumers give me hell for saying "welcome to circle k" every time they come in because that's not what the sign says (even though if you don't say it it's a write up)
> have to say "take it easy" every time a customer leaves
> every
> single
> fucking
> time
Things I have learned working there:
Customers are fucking stupid
> someone comes in and says "welcome to circle k" before I have the chance to
> smile and say "you got me" and consider tossing my register through the window
People will do anything for deals
> have a deal on 2 for 2 bags of candy
> deal is brand specific (aka two twix, two snickers, two Hersheys)
> some faggot comes up to the counter with a twix and snickers
> ring it up
> "That'll be all for you sir?"
> "What do you think?"
> oneoftheseguys.docx
> explain that people often forget something (gas, alcohol, cigarettes) when they get to the counter and if I bring up the subtotal I can't add/subtract items without voiding because the register is old
> he snorts and says okay
> fuck this guy
> ring up the candy and it comes up as 3 something
> he gets mad and says "I thought they were on sale"
> I'm still new so I didn't think to check the isle to see what he meant
> say that it's not ringing up on the register as a deal so it must not be
> he gets mad and insists that there's a deal and he's being cheated
> a line is building up behind him and I happen to be working alone that day
> "I don't know sir"
> "you need to learn how to work your register, dumbass"
> throws candy on counter and leaves
> turns out they were on sale separately
Fucking old cunt
>>29826093
>trucking in Cali
fuck that shit bro
>>29848833
How about you fuck off back to tumblr, humble-bragging cunt
>>29823716
>not telling them to back the fuck off???
Minimum wage nigger who gives a shit
>>29825579
help in asking a girl out jesus man you are a faggot
>Falling for the neet meme
>Falling for the wagie meme
>Falling for the college meme
>Falling for the school meme
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE RIGHT THING OTHER THAN BEING a lottery neet WHICH IS MOST LIKLEY NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN
>Wake up at 10 A.M
>Have to put on my work uniform: Hoodie, pants, and slippers
>Start my commute down to the kitchen to get my cereal
>Back to the office
>In box is full, have to file at least 7 posts, need to supervise around 4 episodes of anime
>At lunchtime Momanager comes in and brings me my nuggies
>Ask for a raise, but she tells me she can't grant me tendies yet, haven't been hitting my hug quota
>Hug her and get back to work
>1 A.M
>About to call it a day
>See an urgent thread that needs my attention
>Looks like I'm working overtime tonight
Yawn... Life sure is rough, my wagefriend brothers. But you just gotta keep fighting the good fight, y'know?
>>29819018
Repeat after me wagecuck:
THE
CUSTOMER
IS
ALWAYS
RIGHT
Who here /frozen aisle/?
>none of the items are where the tags are
>to put out one single box of frozen shit, half of the shelf has to be emptied to give your hands enough room to work
>any time you attempt to move something, seven other products fall off the shelf because everything is so tightly fucking packed together
>freezers filled to fucking bursting with shit, boxes and bags of frozen food are stuffed anywhere and everywhere that people can fit them, just sitting at the bottom of the freezer not even on a shelf, stuffed behind other facings where they aren't supposed to be
>some shelves sit higher or lower than others, and the mounts in the back that they sit on prevent you from being able to fit certain things in where they're supposedly marked to be, good luck trying to fit all the frozen pies in when you can't stack them any higher than two because of the plastic mount you fucking faggot
>as you walk up and down the aisle, you can periodically hear *thump* and *smack* sounds, that's the sound of products falling off the fucking shelves all by themselves, without anyone even touching them
>frozen juice can bursts open, leaves frozen sticky mess that has to be scraped off with a knife
>at some point or other a bag or six of frozen french fries/taters burst open for unknown reasons, leaving frozen potato chunks stuck to the shelves which to this day are still there
>reach all the way in the back for a product, then check the date
>Sell by: 2009/5/12
>>29819018
Hearing about all theset interactions with horrible customers I am wondering how you guys feels about friendly customers who are respectful towards you and understanding if something goes wrong?
>>29852667
>friendly customers who are respectful towards you and understanding if something goes wrong
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29852725
So that means I am wasting my time treating retail workers like people?
>>29837608
Its worse with an Australian accent, believe me
>"awwwwyea musst bee free eaahh?"
>>29852380
I'D RATHER BE OUT WORKING THAN HUGGING MY MOM YOU FUCKING PATHETIC NEET
LOOKS LIKE I WIN AGAIN
HAHA FUCK YOU HAHAHAHA
>>29845736
Just a booklet for a local church once. Almost went because after retail I'd like Jesus on my side
>>29841249
Care to expand on this anon? What's she doing?
>>29843262
And...you weren't expecting this because?
>>29851815
lol welcome to Life
enjoy your stay
>>29822682
>thinking managers don't realize how fucking assblasted customers get over nothing
>thinking they give a shit about you over the people they hire
Trust me, when you sperg out, you're our entertainment for the day.
>>29854470
By Mr Naselburg he doesn't mean the lowly middle managers running the store, they're easily replaceable too. He means the jewish overlords in corporate.
>>29831577
Hah, this almost happened to me last night. Before calling up the next customer, I LOUDLY announce I'm taking card payments only & can't do cash back from debit. I announced this for/at each customer I called up. Last couple does their thing, but I noticed the guy paying goes to push a cash-back option:
>Sir, you'll need to press NONE.
>But I want cash back?
>Sir, HOW can I give cash back if I'm ONLY able to accept card payments??
I guess I said it in a way that was ""rude"" cuz after the transaction ending, the couple started popping off at each other about "customer service" as they left. Perhaps I didn't say "Card payments only" loud enough to each customer I took before them (including them).
>I want a coffee!
>>what sort?
>Regular coffee!
>>okay, was that a latte, cappuccino, flat white?
>Just a regular one!
>>so one flat white, was that medium or large?
>Large. Cappuccino. How much?
>>$5, how much sugar do you want?
>Yes.
>>29819018
Does anybody else feel that their life has gotten worse after getting a job? Before this, I was a depressed NEET, but at least I had a few hobbies that I enjoyed and could do for most of the day. After getting a job, even though it's only like 25 hours a week on average, I just don't enjoy anything I did prior to this. I just sleep and browse 4chan most of the day now.
I wasn't made for this system
>>29826701
UNDERAGE GET OUT
ORIGINALITY IS A CRIME
