Good evening, wagies.
I just got back from the opera. I thought before retiring to my master bedroom to sleep soundly in my silk sheets covered in NEETbux that I should remind you all.
Tick tock, more work soon.
>>27949159
Thiswas a very good opera, truly an uplifting experience. To be frank, I was kind of surprised to see a certain motif there, but it is a positive addition in my opinion, as it gives the protagonist some unexpected depth. The antagonist, with all his tics and lines, combined his leitmotif, is a bit trite and cliched, although I could enjoy him in an ironic way. As a whole, the work, especially the fine performance there, was more than worth watching - and of course, listening to - and truly a memorable cultural experience.
can't wait to kill myself...
>>27949159
>>27949255
Can't wait for the selfies you normie fucks
Hey, robots!
If you still want a girlfriend, I have a solution for you.
>Let yourself fall deeply in love
>Inside your head, start planning marriage, kids, house, getting old with her, etc
>let her be your only one motivation and reason to live
>when you start feeling you can't live without her, start planning your confession
>confess
>get rejected
>feel...
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>>27949111
OP is legit. Something like this happened to me at 21 and the pain eventually went away. Since then I have never again developed any real feelings for a girl, it's all gone.
I can't sympathize with you because what you did was extremely stupid
>>27949111
Nice trips, my plan is to just skip to the second last step
>watching porn
>these 3 black guys in Columbia
>pick up this girl who looks like a literal supermodel
>fuck her in every hole possible and degrade her
>get depressed because this girl probably only did it to feed her starving family for a week
Why is porn still legal when its such a vile and degenerate business that takes advantage of poor girls in 3rd world countries? Also every guy in porn is a complete sleazeball.
>>27949007
The jews use it to corrupt society
You're a profound fucking idiot if that's what you think actually happened..
Give me the sauce to the porn op
It is my Birthday today
Please tell me about the happiest day of your lifeth-thanks Optus
>>27948971
No anon, tell me about yours! I hope you have a great birthday today. Keep on smiling.
the day in school where we got to dissect a piglet
now I know exactly how to remove entrails, should the situation arise
>>27948971
>Please tell me about the happiest day of your life
I can't really think of one, which makes me feel sullen. I would tell you one about being on drugs but I wouldn't really count that.
Happy Birthday to you.
What is your ideal height and what is the height you are right now?
I really don't know WHAT I'd like to be. I'm 5'8. Sometimes, I wanna be a cute 5'4 or something and sometimes, I wanna be the perfect 6'1 or 6'2.
However, at somewhat rarer times, I can find myself wishing I were a 6'7 monster.
bump fampaidesune
5ft11, want to be 6ft1.
>Currently 5'6 male
It honestly doesn't matter at this point senpai. My spirit has already been broken and no amount of height can reverse that now.
>make profile
>use picture of some regular normal guy because can't use own
>just browse some girls
>sometimes message
>some of them say I'm funny and like talking to me
I don't know why I'm doing this to myself, it's not like I can actually ever show them my real face
It's good for talking practice I guess
Why can't you show them your face?
Why are you doing this when it will inevitably hurt?
Why not just meet people online but never share pictures?
>>27948927
>Why not just meet people online but never share pictures?
Girls don't talk to you if they don't know what you look like
>>27948958
Not on dating sites, but on other things they will. If no one shares pictures there's usually no trouble having a good conversation.
Mom called me crying saying something happened and then hung up. It's been 20 minutes and I've been trying to reach her but she won't pick up or reply to the texts. Please calm me robots, I'm freaking out.
How far she lives? Maybe you should go there
>>27948864
She's not home. I don't know where she is.
>>27948864
Up the stairs
Was cleaning my room when I found this
Why did this turn purple/pink in colour?
>>27948846
With the cap closed, the original organisms in the container consumed all the oxygen and died. This created the perfect conditions for sulfur bacteria, which are anaerobic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_sulfur_bacteria
>>27948910
Thanks, I tried Googling "milk turned pink" and stuff to try and figure it out but nothing came up.
>sulfur
Isn't that bad to breathe in? I'm glad I didn't open it
>>27948931
Not dangerous, but it would smell like rotten eggs. Ever noticed the rotten eggs smell in swamps? It's caused by the same anaerobic bacteria; swamp water has low oxygen content.
Are anti-depressants a meme? I swear the main reason im depressed is because im 25, still live at home, no gf and a bit ofa shut in not because my "brain isnt wired correctly". All theyve done is make me gain weight, i still feel shitty most days.
I've tried loads of different types too but dont feel they do much.
Well if your brain is working right, why take meds? You're going to have to solve the problems outside of your body if the problems start there.
>>27948786
>Are anti-depressants a meme?
Not just a meme, but one of the greatest memes of modern history. Everyone wants a magic happy pill to fix their shitty life and Doctor Shekelstein is more than happy to prescribe you any number of them, for a price.
>>27948786
I'm fed up with life, wish I didn't feel like this. I drink to relieve my mood but then I feel depressed afterwards so I drink again a vicious circle. How much longer will I have to do this? I'm a failure, an alcoholic prick. Fuck man. It wasn't supposed to be like this.
Why are every girl I see on tinder and other online dating stuff extremely attractive almost like supermodels?
Every profile I see I think "not interested" or "never gonna happen".
>>27948696
easier to sift through all the males they don't desire, and get right to the fucking
this is a golden age for chad OP
I know this feel. Either they're a supermodel or they are a land whale. I just want a cute, slightly chubby girl who i can feel confident talking to
>>27948712
it's extremely easy to be attractive as a female, just be slim and do squats. If you have a nice body face is pretty much irrelevant (if you're a female that is)
What were you robots known for in high school?
I personally was hated by pretty much everyone for something I did.
>10'th grade
>Be in English
>Sit next to a literal retard. Fat lardass with down syndrome
>He is constantly being annoying, climbing on his chair, yelling, laughing at nothing. General retarded shit
>I hatch a plan
>Retard goes to a band room that nobody uses for...
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Like most people here, I was known for never talking. I'm probably not as ugly as the average robot so i wasn't seen as a creepy rapist for it
>>27948701
Not that you know of anyways.
I was known as "that quiet kid who talks to himself", all through K-12 schooling.
>log onto kikebook
>friend uploaded a new album
>it's a wedding
>realize the bride is your highschool sweetheart
>that overwhelming sense of losing loss
I don't get it, I haven't thunk about her in years, yet I feel really sad looking at those pictures.
Why is this happening?
>she's going to get married one day
>she's going to have another man's baby one day
>i'm going to be just another past bf one day
It's just like in the F. Scott Fitzgerald story, "Winter Dreams".
I guess seeing her married to someone else really hammers home the fact that all the potential experiences you could have had with her in the future are now closed off forever.
>>27948633
>when you never even got to be her bf and you still love her even today
Kill me senpai.
Are we really fucked
Or dp we just have low self esteem and confidence
And leave our anxiety and depression untreated for too long?
>>27948612
>>27948612
but that's exactly it, you do need to be more confident.
ugly or not ugly, you're not gonna get anywhere in life unless you develop some confidence and charisma
>>27948612
just b urself
literally
>>27948612
Get confidence by being successful.
>tfw you will never motorboat the tits of that girl with the inhumanly large tits in your class
what do you feel like you missed out on /r9k/?
My girlfriend has fucking retarded huge tits and it pisses me off to think guys who used to know her are thinking this. No one better think of my gfs tits
>>27948687
I'm thinking about them right now, what are you gonna do about it?
>>27949127
THEY'RE MINE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
>tfw fucked my girlfriend's mom
>tfw she's not even hot
Pic semi related, not her but pretty much looks like her. She's 60+, fat, grey haired. Kinda smelly. Great blowjob though.
I feel terrible.
That's hot. Story?
i second the story request
Story should've just been in the OP to be honest famila