Who else here /too dumb for their dreams/ ?
>Ever since I can remember I wanted to be a scientist
>Didn't matter what as long as it had to do with space
>Fucking fascinated with space
>Spend all my pocket money on books about space
>Get a telescope at age 9
>Get good grades until I was about 14 or 15
>Then my grades in science start slippingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27954947
Be a test engineer then. All you need is an associates in anything stem related. It's not as difficult.
>>27954947
I'm sad we can't trade places. I want you to have understanding and I feel like I don't deserve it. I'm Jewish but never worked for anything in my life. Feels like everything just fell into my lap
>>27954977
As I said I'm awful in scientific subjects. I'm fine in everything else languages, litterature etc but math and physics are beyond my comprehension. No matter how hard I try I can't understand anything
>all the good guys are gay
>>27954921
>tfw guys become gay after meeting you
They're not gay, they are just sucking cocks because they are vitamin deficient.
That was a close one.
>>27954949
/threadFuck originality
>tfw shitskin
>tfw succumb to /pol/
>proclaim in public how much i hate niggers, love donald trump, h8 jews. eugenics masterrace
>seen as "cool" right wing black dude
>now seen as
>>27954896
Man please don't listen to them. You're no less than any white person.
>>27954943
>You're no less than any white person.
>shitskin
u fuckin wot
>>27954896
>this lipstick is me putting effort
>buy me lunch for $700 reeeeese
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hander
Gor som vi gor
Ta nagra steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa...
>>27954832
english version SUUUUCSK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brwS_ZmVaRc
i sometimes blast this in my car radio even though i dont have a licence
A few years ago I watched a cover of it by some Norwegian girl. She actually unlisted the video so I asked her if she could make it public again. Then she gave me the link and said she would make a new cover just for me (literally never talked to her before). She never did, though.
>>27954832
Wow, Swedish is fucking simple.
I got like most of that without studying any Swedish.
Why is the male body so disgusting?
Just to spoil the image for everyone, it's a close-up of a tiny dick.
I bet it grows when it gets erect, you don't know shit about dicks
>>27954826
to be fair an unkempt female body is pretty disgusting too
What's your favourite kind of pizza? What are your to-go toppings? Do you make pizza yourself?
Let's talk about pizza.
Boipussy and girlcock are my favorite.
you americans are disgusting.........
>>27954815
speck + gorgonzola and prosciutto + funghi are the best
>poor
>need a job
>have to force myself to talk to people again
>application asks to include 4 references none of which can be family members
>only have 2 former instructors that were nice to me that'd be willing to take a phone call and say nice things
I feel like puking at the thought of going outside and talking to a potential employer and really, anyone
is there anything worse than being a poor robot?
>>27954794
>4 references
holy god damn man
the jobs i go for usually ask for maybe one or two - sometimes none
>>27954794
it could be worse. you could have born in shithole like me.
hi from ecuador
>>27954835
I don't even feel comfortable asking people for references because I hardly ever talk to them, even if I had 4 people, I don't know that I'd be able to ask
>>27954848
hi anon
Should I go back to watching anime again? It's been a few years since I really watched it.
Yes but only JoJo, all other anime is putrid trash.
>>27954814
When I said "go back" I meant watching several shows not just one.
>>27954786
no
Original Comidente
>normie friends invite me to club
>"you could meet somebody who really loves you anon!"
>go to the club
>stand on my own
>leave on my own
>go home
>cry
>want to die
Why did I believe them?
>>27954745
No girl is going to approach you in a club.
>>27954745
When will you die, Morissey
when will you die
>>27954776
Not true.
I went to a club once during highschool and saw my normie friends getting approached by girls and then making out with them.
>tfw you realize it's normal to go out on week nights with friends
>tfw you realize it's normal to go out on week ends with friends
>tfw you realize it was normal to party in high school
>tfw you realize it was normal to hang out with friends after elementary school outside of school
>tfw you realize you've missed out on an entire world of friends, socializing, etc.
>tfw you...
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>>27954742
Right there with you buddy
>>27954742
>tfw hung out with friends
>about 1/8th as much as normal people
>>27954742
>tfw your youth is W A S T E D
You will never experience teenage love, you will never kiss someone from your class, you will never go out and have fun with your friends, you will never be the crush of a girl, you will never go back to the days where everyone was happy and joking in class.
You (and me) literally wasted so much of our lives.This is supposed to be the ''best years in your life'', but all of it is WASTED and you can NEVER GO BACK.
I'm done with it. I can't take it. I'm weak, I know I'm weak. I'm incomplete, I'm not half a man but I'm forced to live an existence as half a being. I'm short, I'm fucking short. I didn't choose to be like this, I was born like this, so why do I have to carry a burden where I am not responsible for it. Was I a bad human being in my other life? Did I've licked the devil's ass before I was born? Or is it just chance. Is that it? Is chance the ultimate force that guide our destinies?
We only get to experience on...
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Love, for me, is unreachable. Happiness is unreachable. And why do I need to keep going? Why keep fighting? Do I have anything to fight for? To I have any battle I can win? Why do I need to try to look at different things but not love? Love is the ultimate life experience every human or even animal can live. Love, sex and relationships is the most important part of life, and somehow this society thinks that is ok to bash short guys romantically, girls think it's ok to claim, proudly, that they don't date short guys, like that makes someone with solid standards. Why...
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>>27954752
>Love, for me, is unreachable. Happiness is unreachable
add the top shelf to that list
5'7'' here.
I recently met a girl who is like 5'6'' and she kinda likes me. I'm still not a normalfag cause we've only kissed, but the few times we've seen each other we've done nothing but hold hands and kiss.
When she wears heels she's taller than me and I feel like a little kid, but I'm starting to think the manlet meme was just a meme all along. The first girl to ever show interest in me is my height and she's pretty as well, then there's probably something else to being attraction than looking good and manly.
Is Eggman just a retard who doesn't know how to manage his money?
>I slept one hour today!
Top kek, I really feel bad for the guy but can't seem to understand why he would continue to do this to himself.
https://youtu.be/_OAUFDeQfUg
>>27954615
I've seen Eggman around /r9k/ a lot recently but this is the first time I've seen him in real time. I actually quite like him, he says fuck a lot and he's just a normal guy.
>>27954661
Eggman please.
>>27954615
stop posting this faggot, he is a traitor and a failed normie overall.saged
>you will never kill anyone
well you can start with yourself
>>27954677
or I can start with you motherf*cker
>>27954696
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.,.blox
>Going on a long car journey to a wedding with a friend
>A 19 year old woman I don't know will be accompanying us
>"You'll like her anon, she said she's on that r9k"
>Holy shit real life 'fembot'
>At least we might have conversation topic to make the journey less awkward
>She starts goings on about Rare Pepe's showing me about 50
>Hmm...
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>>27954503
I hope she sees this thread and feels bad
>>27954503
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIE OUT NORMIE OUT
>>27954503
Long car?
who else /mischief/ here?
>at restaurant
>ask for coke
>"Is Pepsi okay?"
>I say yes
>Pepsi wasn't okay
wow you're such a edgelord
add me on steam lets play mw2 together bb
>see a qt at the fuel up station on her motorcycle
>she fuels up and goes inside to pay
>pull out a banana from my pocket (good thing i wore my cargo pants today) and shoved it down her bikes exhaust pipe
>ran away
get flindstoned
>>27954479
Is this supposed to be sarcasm? Because that isn't develish at all. You only fool yourself with that you dumb retard.
Wanna hear something develish?
>Be me
>Girl comes over to me ask for the road to the store
>I say that is the other way girl!!!
>She beliefs and goes the other way
>It was actually the other way