who else /mischief/ here?
>at restaurant
>ask for coke
>"Is Pepsi okay?"
>I say yes
>Pepsi wasn't okay
wow you're such a edgelord
add me on steam lets play mw2 together bb
>see a qt at the fuel up station on her motorcycle
>she fuels up and goes inside to pay
>pull out a banana from my pocket (good thing i wore my cargo pants today) and shoved it down her bikes exhaust pipe
>ran away
get flindstoned
>>27954479
Is this supposed to be sarcasm? Because that isn't develish at all. You only fool yourself with that you dumb retard.
Wanna hear something develish?
>Be me
>Girl comes over to me ask for the road to the store
>I say that is the other way girl!!!
>She beliefs and goes the other way
>It was actually the other way
>girl asks how my day is
>I say it was good
>It really was
>Post about it on the mischief thread anyway
>girl walks out of class
>throw her pencil off her desk
>pick it up and give it to her when she comes back
>she actually thanks me
needless to say pussy was slayed
>>27954479
>Patient comes in with minor medical complaint
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27954573
was slain*
>>27954549
The other way she was going or the other way you sent her?
>>27954592
How is that mischief? You made that guys day. Nigga faked his condition for free heroin and you gladly obliged.
>>27954619
Except he's a ded nigga
>>27954614
idk i just made that shit up
im bored and tired
>>27954635
Sounds like a good way to go familamadingdong
>>27954479
>mom asks if I'm ok
>smile and nod
>dumb bitch has no idea I'm secretly planning to an hero
>>27954592
>harold will never put you out of your misery
>See fat girl
>Go up, ask for her number
>She seems really excited, writes it on a piece of paper and hands it to me
>I look at it for a second, grin, then turn around and throw it in the trash and laugh in her face
>make mischief threads daily
>never post or contribute to them
>>27954549
That's the joke, you fucking stupid newfag.
>>27954717
I was aware of this the entire time, i waste at least 8 hours everyday on this website for years in a row
so you got trolled hard
>>27954717
>>27954740
MISCHIEF'D
>>27954740
>HUHUH JOKES ON U GUYS I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED xDDDD
>>27954809
>>27954783
i even made a thread half an hour ago saying I would do this >>27953028
you guys got trolled so uber hard
>>27954479
>"is honey by mariah carey the best song in the entire world?"
>"no"
>mfw i lied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=753_mUwbOJ4
>>27954717
>>27954740
Good exchange
>friends hamster has a litter of 4
>he lets me adopt them
>feed them all to my cat
>teacher asks if I have a question about an assignment
>say no
>I actually had a question
>Be me, live in shitty apartment below fat, white trash welfare queens.
>They are actual porch monkeys, if it isn't shitty weather they will be on the porch ALL DAY
>Not too much of a problem except my window and computer are literal inches away from where they sit and smoke on porch.
>Gabbing is loud and constant. Its content is even worse.
>This cannot go on.
>Stay up real late and pour an aged piss jug out on front porch. Shit neighborhood, so its very plausible that a bum slept/pissed on our porch.
>The heifers are undeterred.
>Time to up the ante.
>In the early hours of morning, I threw around a tube of pork sausage underneath porch. Am sure to gum bits of it in wooden structure of porch so critters don't run off with my stink meat.
>Wait.
>Takes around a week before smell starts to creep in, but once it was there it was really there.
>Pass neighbors on porch, I mention mysterious terrible smell.
>They let out a resounding "I KNO RITE" and explain that have been having to breathe out of their mouths when they smoke.
>You fucking people. Back to the drawing board.
Ideas boys?
>>27955181
More pork sausage
>>27955181
Shit in a bottle and then spray it all over the porch
>watch anime
>don't masturbate
>>27955181
put a landmine on the porch
>>27955321
Reported to the FBI for condoning terrorist activity
>>27955440
>throwing around pork
>not terrorist activity
>not biological warfare
>>27955494
Reported to the FBI for reddit-tier greentexting
>>27955549
how the fuck is that reddit
>>27954681
>at work
>old lady walks up and tells me her daughter wants my number
>get excited, I think it's a blonde qt
>it's actually the blonde qt's fat friend
>keep my composure, give her my #
>never text her back
Fucking normals
>>27955609
kek'd, you showed that bitch, text screenshot?
Not really mischief but
>Be food sample person
>Giving out fruit snacks
>Guy asks me "Is this for adults?"
>Respond with "They're fruit snacks"
>Guy necks to him explodes into laughter
>Guy looks pissed now and walks off
I didn't mean for that to come out snarky. Oh well.
>>27954717
>>27954846
>>27954809
>>27954740
>27954783
>>27954783
WHO IS MISCHIEFING WHO I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE HAHAHA CRAZYY MANGGG
>filling out university survey
>circle '5' out of a possible 5 points for all sections of the survey
>actually feel as though 1 or 2 would be appropriate
>be at call center
>costumer ask why his credit got down
>he had been calling other company cellphone
>tell him it was subs and give him the lost money
hehehehe
>Go to lambo dealership
>Act like a rich kid and ask to test drive a lambo
>Test drive lambo with no intent on buying one
>"I don't understand x"
>They explain it to me
>'Does that make sense?'
>"Yes"
>Still don't understand it
>>27954566
Master jokester right here, I'm not even nearly on your level manghow to have a good day?? :_(
>at store buying cigarettes
>clerk asks me if I'm over 18
>say yes
>I'm only 18 years old
>>27955017
...sdaaaaaaaaaaaasca
>>27955661
>necks to him
now im mad
>>27956893
Really? You know I meant next, accidents happen.
>finally get a girl naked in my room
>she screams "DO WHAT YOU WANT, ANON!"
>don't
