>all the good guys are gay
>>27954921
>tfw guys become gay after meeting you
They're not gay, they are just sucking cocks because they are vitamin deficient.
That was a close one.
>>27954949
/threadFuck originality
>finally made friends
>everyone thinks I'm gay
>people ask me if I want to hookup with their gay friends
>just want a qt gf
>tfw I actually did figure out I was gay after dating a girl that had a crush on me for 3 years
Didn't date her for 3, she had the crush for 3
Sorry though
>tfw all the gay guys are crazy
>>27954949
>fpbp
OP you can kill yourself now.
>>27954921
>roastie approaches me
>starts talking about some stupid shit
>tell her i'm gay so she leaves me alone
>mfw i'm not actually gay
>>27955104
>all gays guys are crazy
I RESENT THAT!
Spreading AIDS is an actively popular fetish within the gay community.
So, if you think you've met a good guy that unfortunately happens to be gay, ponder on whether he's gonna shoot home-brewed plague onto another man later.
>>27955132
>girl in my class asks if I'm gay
>reply "why does it matter?"
>other girl in ky class wants to hook me up with her gay friend
>ask her out
>first kiss
>all the good girls are straight
tfw girls eyeball me all the time but I'm too beta to talk to them
end my life flamalams
>>27954921
I wish I wasn't.. I think girls are cute but the homosex wont let me get invested. I just want to be a normie and date qt's
>>27955371
No excuse, get the fuck out
>>27954921
>all the pretty girls are whores
>>27954921
>tfw not gay but frequently go to town on my colon with my 12 inch long and really thick dong
Who else here /notgay/?
>>27954921
>all the girls in my league are fat
i'd rather never have sex again than fuck a fat chick
god they're disgusting, how fucking hard can it be to take a walk once in a while not stuffing ones face with chips and candy?
>>27955633
Posts like this are what make me drag my ass to the gym every night and not stuff my face with shit. I would hate the idea of someone thinking this about me and it seems to be a really popular opinion on /r9k/.
>>27955358
FUCKING LEAVE FAGGOT ROASTIE
TRY AND GET RAPED ON YOUR WAY OUT
>>27955432
>all the pretty girls are whores
more like
>all the pretty girls are whores and/or mentally ill
>>27955670
i think i saw you in another thread hey what's up
>all the (You)s are terrible
>>27955654
im not sure if in being baited but good for you and i hope you reach your goal. slim people always look not only better but also more respectable.
Who /straight but with lots of feminine mannerisms that make people think you're gay at first/ here?
>>27954921
This guy is open op
He's a chad
>>27955745
i'm familiar with this feel, my finger-wiggling friend
>>27955629
you sound gay m8
>>27955745
>tfw everyone online I talk with thinks I'm a girl at first
>>27955745
Sorta. End my life.
>>27954921
>tfw all my memes are dank as fuck
and OP is a baiting faggot
>>27954921
Why would any high-tier man waste his time with a woman?
>>27954921
Jokes on you. I'm good but I'm already meeting with girl I like so you're out of consideration.
