>normie friends invite me to club
>"you could meet somebody who really loves you anon!"
>go to the club
>stand on my own
>leave on my own
>go home
>cry
>want to die
Why did I believe them?
>>27954745
No girl is going to approach you in a club.
>>27954745
When will you die, Morissey
when will you die
>>27954776
Not true.
I went to a club once during highschool and saw my normie friends getting approached by girls and then making out with them.
>stand on my own
You didn't stand with the friends you came with? You went there with them and then just stood by yourself the whole time?
The entire point of going out with normie friends as a robot is that they'll do the work of initiating interactions with strangers, allowing you to just join in easily.
>>27954785
>topkek
at this rate OP will buy a cottage and write an autobiography in 5 years, and say edgy things about the chinese in 10
>>27954745
>gaming jersey
>normie coworker tells me I'm oblivious to how many girls give me "the look"
>being gullible enough to be paraded around as a living joke
ishygddt
>>27956297
>normalfag co-workers tell you that girl you liked was interested in you
>two years after you missed your chance
>>27956516
One of my is stupid good at identifying girls I'm interested in. It's scary how well he knows me. He thought me and one girl that left awhile ago were dating.
I wish.
>friend invites me to party, go sober and have an awful time
>friend invites me to party, go drunk and talk to qt and have a good time but end up going home alone while friend brings home fresh pussy
I just don't get it, I don't know how to "seal the deal", I don't know how to tell if a girl is interested or just being polite.
>>27956555
>party
>fresh
wew
>>27956297
>>27956516
>qt girls wanting sex at work
Wow this may be enough to convince me getting a job
>>27956540
>had a gf at 16
>she moved away when I was 17
>didn't realize she was my gf until 19 because someone referred to her as my gf
>could have gotten out
Never even had a clue our relationship had been romantic.
>>27956594
How? What were you guys doing for everyone to think of her as gf BUT you
>>27956555
They're always just being polite.
You have to make them interested.
>>27956614
I have posted it before, but she would hold my hands and rub my cheek when we sat next to each other in class.
>>27954745
Club girls are no gf material.
Anyway, there's no valid reason to be in a club, other than being drunk and succumbing to social pressure.
Just avoid clubs like the plague. Nothing good happens there. You miss on nothing.
>>27956575
I only go because he invites me and everyone says I need to try to put myself out there more if I want to have a chance. If it weren't for him I wouldn't even know they're happening. And I mean fresh as in new, is that weird to say?
>>27954776
>be me
>in club
>in glasgow of all places on God's good earth
>birthday party of 22 year old girls come in
>at this time, i was but 17
>girl from this party comes up to me and buys me a drink
>i down the drink
>then says "now ye have to get aff with all o' us" in thick glaswegian
>it happens
>immediately after, i walk all the way back to my frriends house in glasgow and go to sleep
>>27956723
I was making a whore joke dude.
>>27954745
shave that crap off your face
get a better hair cut
talk to some one when out in the world
>>27956218
Not OP but like 50% of my t-shirts are esports related.
>NiP 2013
>KT Arrows Summer 2014
>SK Telecom T1 2013
>Samsung Galaxy Blue/White 2014
>SKT polo and hoodie from ESL shop
>Worlds 2015 Track Jacket.
>>27956700
Being very drunk and having brief drunken friendships is the reason to go to clubs.
>>27956586
Girls find you more attractive the longer they are around you. But its obviously only until Chad comes
>>27954745
>going to a club
You deserved what you got you fool
>>27956936
>no fnatic
pleb
>>27956755
You had an orgy in a club holy shit is Glasgow good for getting sex?
>>27957100
By 'get off' im assuming he means snogging. But yeah, Glaswegian birds are dirty as fuck
>>27956936
>NiP
Hi r/globaloffensive
Nah, they were actually pretty good this weekend. I'd rock an eSports team hoodie for bumming around if NA wasn't such shit.
>>27957100
Yeah, >>27957141 this guy was right, but it was still fucking great.
Like it threw me off, but I literally loved the experience. I was pretty high on drugs at the time t b h.
Oh by the way, I'm not glaswegian myself, which was why it was disconcerting.
>>27957141
>>27957790
The fuck's snogging?
>>27957881
Like kissing but with tongues and feeling each other up, maybe even rubbing each other's genitals.
Can also go to neck kissing.
>>27954776
>howilostmyvirginity.jpg
Pretty sad that I have to rely on them making the first move though...
