Post your deadlines.
I give this life a chance till the 1st of January 2021, just to see if maybe the next decade might be better than this one.
It'll be hard to hold on here for that long though.
>>27957518
Age 30. If I haven't found a proper motivation to live I will end it, no pussying out. Not that long to go.
>>27957518
>g-guise I s-swear I'm gonna kill myself in like 20 years k?
>g-guise g-give me attention I'm g-gonna kill myself in 20 years
I don't have a deadline and it sucks
>door doesn't lock
>family members open it randomly and come in and say something
>jerking off during the day is almost impossible
kill me
So you jerked it, in the middle of the say, knowing that your door doesn't lock? Are you trying to be stupid?
>>27957515
Have you tried telling them to knock because you might be jacking off?
>>27957515
My mom walked in on me jacking off when I was 24.
Should I skip my lab class tomorrow to try and talk to this girl?
Im almost failing the class
No, you should not.
777
If by "talk" you mean hover around her mining for romantic fantasies and wistfully grinning the entire time, then no.
If you have a clear vision for how to get from point, clear A to B, clear vision as in willing to be tested and falsified, then yes.
>>27957470
Fuck she's a qt op. Depends on your major. If you're in something where grades matter like premed or something I'd wait if not risk for qt
If I die will anybody attend my funeral?
>>27957469
It would be very painful.i play guitar hero on my frenelum
>>27957469
I will not attend
Depends, will there be free food?
This made me happy.
A mediocre anime fucking made me happy for the first time in years.
Nostalgia is a beautiful thing.
>>27957334
Oh shit, I forgot this aired. Are subs out yet? Aw fuck it i'm gonna look.
I've been hyped for days.
is this a new transformation
>>27957527
hes overlapping the blue form with kiao-ken, good shit.
>Just over 3 weeks away from graduating
>depression in full swing
>15 page senior thesis due day after tomorrow, only 3 pages of bullshit done
>26 hours into concerta binge hoping I'll be able to get something decent slapped together
Am I gonna make it bros? Thankfully this is just an ungraded rough draft, but even so I feel like I'm fucked
>>27957264
Kind of similar situation here. Probably pulling an all nighter today.
Best of luck there sempai
>3 major assignments due next week and i haven't started a single one
>3 weeks behind on lectures
I miss the NEET life
>need a 2.0 gpa or higher otherwise I have to drop out
>If I drop out I essentially become homeless because I live in a big city and can't afford to live here
>at 1.7
I might be able to make it bros
Any luck getting that job?
I got fired from my cleaning job last week so I'm kind of stressed out, I might end up homeless. At the least my diet will be entirely noodles for awhile. I went to an interview for a waitress gig at a cafe and the boss lady seemed to like me so here's hoping.
>applied for one job with no experience
>interview set up two days later
>called back the same day telling me I had the job
what's wrong with undesirable people?
>>27957208
currently trying for textbroker. If you get a 4 star on your writing sample it's easy to make like $200 a month on that bitch
If you would have sex with a non virgin girl, would you fuck a used fleshlight that was washed?
Can you explain how those are any different?
>>27957118
We regenerate our cells. A flashlight doesn't regenerate anything.
>>27957138
>We regenerate our cells
citation needed, cuck
>>27957138
A fleshlight also can't get STDs.
Anyone have ADHD? Any way to treat it without drugs?
>>27957109
Try half a cup of bleach once a day.
>>27957230
This OP, make sure you take it through your rectum though.
Can I suggest exsersice (sports, not just lifting) and healthy food?
Is squirting just piss?
>>27957106
yes anon, it's not like gals have balls
it's pussy slime
too much slime in the gash get fucked out
really disgusting stuff desu
>>27957125
how can it be piss if it's gooey?
>tfw no vintage gf with tanlines and pubic hair
end it
smegman ronjeremy
I threw up in my mouth a lil bit.
that's real high test not the boo bahs r9k settle for
>you will never have a qt mentally retarded gf
>you will never have a qt alien gf
>wanting a gf
Get out you fucking normies.
>>27957265
ayyyyoriginaloriginaloriginal
Can we have a motivational thread for us robots who are still trying to make it?
>>27956838
sure, here's something motivating, if you're a worldwide famous music producer star celebrity with millions on your bank account, you can turn your life into something by hiring a professional stylist, trainer, and have proper diet.
>>27956985
>you need to be a millionaire to eat less, go to the gym and get a haircut
>>27956838
I already have low boy fat % and my face is ugly. Not worth trying anything
>tfw never had a gf
>tfw 27 this year
Please die Chad.
>>27956833
tfw having a cute 5'3 gf
>>27957788
>height matters
Wasted double dubs desu senpai
Why do normies have to make fun of everything that I do?
>Get a new job 3 months ago
>Start taking in hot dogs to eat on my lunch break
>make them at home and heat them in the office microwave
>sometimes wear a baseball jersey underneath my work clothes for warmth
>co-workers notice this
>start calling me 'baseball fan' instead of my name
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>>27956807
>I bought a baseball bat to work last week and was going to use it to lash out at them, but they saw it and assumed I was joking
You went full autismo there buddy
>>27956807
>I bought a baseball bat to work last week and was going to use it to lash out at them, but they saw it and assumed I was joking and that has made it worse.
top zozzle
Similar shit happened to me in HS when some fuckboi noticed me listening to Wu Tang Clan and told everyone. Every single fucking day for two years someone would come up to me, start beatboxing, and ask me to spit some bars.
I feel ya buddy