>door doesn't lock
>family members open it randomly and come in and say something
>jerking off during the day is almost impossible
kill me
So you jerked it, in the middle of the say, knowing that your door doesn't lock? Are you trying to be stupid?
>>27957515
Have you tried telling them to knock because you might be jacking off?
>>27957515
My mom walked in on me jacking off when I was 24.
Options
>get a sign
>tell them to respect your shit
>temperately barricade the door
>fix/install lock
>fap in a room that locks (like the bathroom)
>stop giving a fuck
>>27957515
I have had no lock on my door since I was 9 and I still jack it multiple times a day. My hearing ability has increased to the point where I can hear people coming up the stairs or walking past my door, so my family members hardly ever get the drop on me. On the rare occasion that they do, I just tuck my dick back in my pj's and switch tabs as soon as I hear the door open. Works every time.
>>27957748
How old are you now fampie
>>27957897
31.Sometimes I wonder if she remembers or tries her very hardest to forget.
>>27957859
they can still smell it dumbass
cum sock on the doorhandle is code for knock
>>27957515
i know this feel all too well. fapping has gotten increasingly messy as i tuck my ejaculating dick into my pants or have it all over my mattress.
>>27957855
>get a sign
made a sticky note that says if my light is off don't come in
>>27958043
and of course the sign didn't work my light is off and my sister came in
>>27957515
change you door knob to a one that locks, or just tell those people to knock on the door or to fuck off
>>27957995
>They can smell it
The fuck are you on about?
>>27957937
>31
>Living with mom
/b/ in a nutshell
>>27957995
>they can still smell it dumbass
Nigga what?
So is Pepe supposed to be fapping to tadpoles there and the guy in blue is a cop holding a gun or something?
>>27958232
>>27958267
they can smell the cum you dummies
SHIT! THEY CAN SMELL IT?!
>>27957859
>tuck dick back in pj's
>pj's
Buy a robe, geez
>>27958330
Only if you cum
I thought the point was you're getting caught in the act
Who cares if they smell the after effects?
>>27958267
>>27958423
Because it's your cum you don't notice the smell.
Move out?
Why has nobody said this
>>27958423
When I was like 13 my mom told me I needed to open my window and air out my room because my room smelled of my "scent". I remember asking if she meant sweat and she said "yeah, something like that."
Looking back I'm almost positive it was the smell of jizz she was referring to.
>the look on my dads face during this convo
It's pretty funny when I think about it now.
>>27957515
How do you not have a smart phone? Go in the bathroom and turn on the shower. For the first ~5 min of the shower just fap on the toilet and then jump in.
If that's too hard just lay in bed looking at porn until you're super primed and ready, and then go fap furiously right before you jump in the shower.
The water should mask the noise.
>>27958607
no anon, fapping itself leaves a musky smell
>>27958043
better sign
im the only one allowed to cum inside this room
>>27958725
>"Anon your room is getting that....lived in smell....."
OH FUCK I THOUGHT SHE MEANT SWEAT TOO
MY ROOM PROBABLY REEKED OF CUM AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SWEAT AND LAUNDRY
>>27959887
The smell is mostly your sweat and dead skin, though. My room stunk long before I starting jerking.
>>27959232
>Wasting this much water
There's only one planet anon
>>27957515
>almost
life finds a way
>>27959971
This Nevis my optionalli
>>27957515
Jerk off in the....
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>>27960200
cum and warm water don't go well together, anon
