ITT: we share feels, pertaining to prom.
>How fucked are you?
>>27988139
I didn't go. Pretty sure I'm a Schizoid so naturally i just sat at home and did comfy things like listen to music and play dota/watch anime.
>>27988139
I was asked to both my junior and senior proms by friends. It was pretty fun. I was sick at the time of jr prom so although my date really liked me, I wasn't interested in a relationship.
Went.
Had some cash food.
People watched because nobody wanted to be seen with me.
Have a roll of solo photo booth pics
At least I know it was meh as I expected it to be so I won't have that idealistic "maybe prom would have turned me around" mindset.
as long as i can remember i nevel felt some sort of emotional attachment to someone or something
everyone feels the same to me, like strangers
how does it feel to have bonds with people or to like someone?
>>27988087
hmmm that could indicate being a sociopath
Explain to me the color green with words and then I will explain to you this feeling you never felt with words
Im the exact same. Normal childhood, good parents, and they're still like strangers to me
Why would I waste time chasing a girl when I can buy an onahole and find another guy to ERP as a cute girl with me?
>inb4 but it's not real!
Most "real" relationships are based on lies and deceit.
What are your fetishes OP? I might be interested if you're not a vanillafag desu.
>>27988055
Onaholes are a lot of work man
>>27988055
Get on second life Senpai
Why do normies always try to act like anime is actually good or "deep"?
I honestly haven't seen a single anime I would consider great or without major flaws, and this is coming from someone who watches anime all the time.
Anime is only good for escapism and fanservice, otherwise it's pretty much shit.
I'm at the point where I completely ignore recs and ratings and just download shit based on how attractive the girls look.
That usually ends up being a better gauge of how enjoyable the series actually is.
Any shows that take themselves seriously,...
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>>27988045
dude i cried watching gurren laggan
watch pre 2000 anime
sdfgh
>>27988104
Cowboy Bebop and Eva, which are probably the most popular pre 90s ones by far, are just OK and pretty hit or miss.
I also tried watching legend of galactic heroes and it was so fucking pretentious and dull that It wasn't even worth it.
Why do women look up to celebrities like Kim Kardashian? She's not famous for anything but her body. What is it about her that women love?
>>27988043
Never heard of any women giving praise to Kim Kardashian not that I talk to any women
>>27988043
I seriously never met a woman in RL who has a good/neutral opinion on any kardashian.
Maybe 14 year olds?
>>27988043
I wish to hunt down celebrities and kill them
I want to kill all of them
It'd be like killing Gods kek
The influence society in such a negative manner it makes me sick
Let's say hypothetically I was going to suicide.
What group of people should I take down with me?
>>27987957
Robots
Fucking waste of space, air and other resources that could be spent on productive members of society
obviously turbo-normies
like whats the most normie place to be? a bar or something? I dunno.
Social justice warriors probably.
don't do it though OP.
only 29 years more to go until full immersion virtual reality.
>tfw you finally work up the courage to kill yourself
>>27987954
why kill urself when u can just become a burden on society?
just do loads of drugs and party. the young ones love the drugs. plenty of pussy, plus who gives a fuck if u OD or some shit, cause u were going to kill urself anyway.
might as well have fun and go out like a god damn champ. going out alone in a room, doesn't even allow u a mild victory.
get on disability man. check urself into a mental hospital, and ask for their help getting on disability.
then, once ur approved (ur fucking suicidal,...
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>>27988034
because that's a life of degeneracy my weak mind can't handle.
>>27987954
how are you posting
You're underage. You're over 18. You've never kissed a girl. You have kissed a girl. You're a virgin. You're not a virgin. But you definitely believe you need a girlfriend? So HOW do you get one? HOW. What is it that makes girls fall for a guy? What is it YOU don't have? I'll tell you what it is and I'll tell you how to get the girl.
1. Reflection
PUA's and girly mags have got it wrong. They start off from a guys-girls dichotomy. To become the man you want to be, to get the girl you desire, look further than the guy-girl...
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>>27987873
You don't really have to be on point at every aspect of your life. Appearing that way is good enough. Now what does it mean to have your shit together? It means: carreerwise, healthwise and socially. You don't necessarily need to look like a model. You don't have to emulate a celebrity. Depending on the girl, the context and culture you could be wearing worn out clothes, torn jeans, have a beer-belly and failing school. You could still pull a girl. As long as you seem to be doing ok with carreer/health/social...
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>>27988168
4. Vision
Think of an attractive man. Now imagine you yourself in his shoes. Imagine his confidence and spontaneity. Imagine you talking to girls with ease. That's what you should strive towards. That's what you're aiming for. That's what this road is taking you to. But the road is covered in a dense fog. You're not sure how to tread. So you stand still. Waiting for the fog to clear. You shouldn't. I'm telling you right now, JUMP. Learning to talk cleanly, smooth, is a matter...
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Yeah that's fine and everything, but I am attractive and have my shit together yet still don't have a girlfriend.
>be me, 25 yo autist
>parents wanted me to get a job and move out, so I did
>moved into an old lady's house, she doesn't charge me rent, hooks me up with free food, and has dogs that I can hang out with (but don't have to take care of)
>musician, so I work less than 10 hours a week, but make $300 a week
>put money into IRA, have plenty left over for spending on food/ entertainment
>occasionally...
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>>27987856
>>put money into IRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s2MSVaXNqQ
What do you do as a musician specifically?
>>27987856
Damn anon thats a lucky break getting free housing. Old Lady must've been desperate for some company around the house
So, there's this girl at my uni...
>first met her summer 2013
>had some literature class together
>pretty qt, but seemed really shy
>smiled at me a lot
>whenever I was standing with people from our class talking, she stood next to me
>never said a word, just looked at me and smiled
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>>27987822
Part 2
>last week, new semester just started
>walk into another of my literature classes
>guess who sits in the back?
>she sees me and smiles
>smile back like an idiot
>she keeps throwing me looks during class
>want to talk to her afterwards, but stupid girl sitting next to me forces a conversation upon me, so I miss her
>today
>walking though the cafeteria
>see her sitting alone at a table
>she looks up when I walk by, smiles
>decide it's finally time to talk to her
>walk over to her, start conversation
>she's really nice, remembers all the classes we ever had together
>talk for half an hour, mostly about uni stuff, then she had to leave for her next class
>looked back over her shoulder while walking away
So guys, after 3 years, I finally managed to talk to a qt who MIGHT be into me.
Tomorrow is the class we have together. Should I talk to her again? Even if she's there with her friends (2 guys, 1 girl)?
And when I next talk to her, should I ask her to go out with me? I've never actually asked a girl from one of my classes out. I figure it might be weird for the rest of the semester if she says no.
What do, robots?
I'm going to shamelessly bump this thread. This really is important to me.
>>27988778
Go for it. If you don't you'll always wonder what could have been. Trust me.
Pick unrelated
>At Wal-Mart
>Walking down the aisles
>Little girl tugs on her mother's shirt as she looks at me
>"Mom Mom! Look it's Peter Griffin!"
>Walk up to her and do an impression of his voice
>The mom thanks me and walks away
I bet it made her day.
>>27987801
>little girl
>knowing Peter Griffin
Degeneracy
Good job OP. this is the first positive thread i've seen on /r9k/ all year.
>>27987801
Holy shit OP I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
Post a picture of yourself
i haven't felt this feeling in a while since falling for the "stacys just want chads" meme. And the high divorce rate statistics. Now I wish I had a good relationship and had multiple kids to keep me busy. Why is life pure agony for us robots?
>>27987758
>wanting to bring kids into this world
What's your problem buddy?
>>27987758
>tfw listening to bill burr on JRE right now
>>27987989
Why is he so based?Like this original comment
>remember being wronged a while back
>get angry all over again for basically no reason
Do you do this?
>>27987678
>when you think of a response to something someone said after the exchange is over
>when you constantly think about one day becoming successful and rich and attending your high school reunion where you rub it in the faces of your bullies and your crushes.
>when you have that fantasy of turning down your oneitis when she confesses that she loves you now that you're rich.
>>27987726
>when you have that fantasy of turning down your oneitis when she confesses that she loves you now that you're rich.
This.
At this point I know that my oneitis would get bored even if she did like me enough to go out with me, so I fantasize about ways in which I would reject her.
The past is the past. Laugh it off.
Shaved my pubes a few days ago. They're growing back now but I have these red specks where they should be coming in. Should I be worried? Has this happened to any of you?
>>27987601
This is normal, it happens every time I shave pubes. It should be gone withing a week.
>>27987601
Razor burn. They'll grow back and those bumps will pop. They're just infected, like little pimples.
did you pour vinegar (or some other disinfectant) over your razor before you shaved? it looks like you got some nasty bug there
>tfw no meek skinny wimpy gf to treat right
>Tfw no pizza roll gf that I can eat every night
>>27987891
>eating pizza you cum in
NASTY
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I can be a girl if you treat me well, anyways