>"Anon!..... Kids, Anon's home! They've been back and forth the living room window all evening to check if you were coming home. Here, let me help you take that coat off. How about I go run the bath?"
right in the feels. fuck capitalism. fuck the money system. i hope the wealthy chokes on their fancy fillet mignon
>>28237008
This is not the real one. But anything is welcome now that he has been gone for so long...
>>28237008
How about you find a beta provider for those bastards you roastie whore
You think you'd be happier if you had a girlfriend? Yeah, maybe for a while. Having someone there for you is great, someone to do things with, to talk to, to hang out and watch films in bed. But eventually it becomes a routine part of your life to the point it no longer draws happiness; it ebbs away and you become neutral, just like before you met her. Except now you have this uncontrollable dependency on her and anytime she hurts you or you get jealous the feelings come crashing down on you like a ton of bricks. It's a crushing feeling that was never worth the initial...
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In my head I always knew this, my heart says when the novelty of it wears off I'd still love her and I'd change my tact up a bit. Isn't that a normal part of relationships, getting used to each other? The dependency sounds like a recipe for disaster but you can coach yourself through it, right?
Having a GF would motivate me to actually do something with my life because I'd have something in my life that I'd want to do good things for and live happily with.
Having nothing to go home to makes everything feel pointless.
>inb4 betabux
>inb4 cuck
im not talking about finding some single mother. I am talking about just finding a fresh, single woman, with no bagging, someone else like me, who just wants the company, something to come home to after work and spend time with.
Having been without for 25 years, I'm pretty sure I'll still be shocked after a year of waking up next to a living, breathing girl. Probably around two years before I get accustomed.
> tfw you could have two years of bliss if a girl just liked you
>it's Saturday afternoon
>you're minding your own business
>when suddenly there's a knock at the door
>"Frick"
>you quickly close out your shitposting tabs and throw on a hoodie
>while walking to the door you see a delivery car out the window
>something is wrong
>very wrong
>you...
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>pizza boy got the wrong address but you're too afraid to say no so you end up paying 15.99$ for a medium size pizza with pineapple and ham
I hate pineapple and ham
>pizza
>disgusting
Nani?????
>>28237090
>its just pizza
You're a shitlord, you have no idea how traumatizing it is to be fed against your will
What are your ages fags? pic not related
>>28236941
I turned 20 about a month ago.
21 yo, 22 in 4 months
Inb4 underage fags.
>tfw not sure if I have no friends because I'm an ugly autist loser or because I don't put in enough effort in meeting people since I'm in my room all day
>>28236922
bump.
I can't be the only one.
oregnao
>>28236922
I felt similar for a long time. Eventually it got to a point though where I just simply had no interest in anyone that I knew of. It's not that I disliked all humans or didn't want friends, I just disliked the humans known to me and didn't want to be friends with them.
h-how did I do anons???
How are you guys holding up? Tell me about yourself
How do you cope with the fact that no one finds us generally attractive? Does it slow you down or do you put your efforts into other things?
Throw all of those feels ITT
>inb4 reee
friendships are more important than relationships
>>28236830
I find black girls attractive, especially when they have curly hair.
That being said, reee, get the fuck out, etc
>>28236830
Have you ever considered that many black girls are found attractive and have successful relationships, and the problem is a personal one rather than one of racial bias?
Hey robots,
About a two year ago right around this time, I was super depressed and planned on killing myself. I was a beta nobody, with no friends or life outside of school. I was rejected by multiple women and was so self conscious i couldn't even take off my shirt in front of other people. I only watched animu, played vidya, and browsed 4chan...
I believe I've turned it around tho,
I currently have a great job, a amazing girlfriend, tons of friends, and life is more fun than ever. I feel like i should give back to this community, therefore I'm...
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>>28236819
How do I get (multiple) gfs? How do I make friends?
>>28236819
Also no "Bee yourself" crap
>>28236885
Before you get a gf you need to make friends.
I started a club in Uni dedicated to volunteering and random people joined.People i've never met, so it was a fresh start to meet people. Made few friends and ended up impressing a few girls.
Gfs take time and build a friendship with a gril don't just jump at the opportunity to possibly snag her as your gf. They'll run away.
Also just be nicer to people and help them, they'll repay you eventually.
i can't get girls, it's too damn hard, i like even 5/10 girls..i'm maybe 7/10 i dress nice, i'm sofisticated [..] But it's too hard, i don't know how to do that, i don't have occasions to know girls,i don't have social skills. there are too many social things, i fucked up, my life is over.
>sofisticated
>>28237176
So what are non-attractive men supposed to do?
If no amount of grooming/nice clothes/fitness will make you significantly more attractive, then should men who are not at least 7/10 just kill themselves?
Everyone who rates themselves 7/10 and can't get girls.... I'm sorry you're just not. You might be handsome, but you have something else holding you back from being an actual 7/10.
>tfw no asshole to sniff
When will smellovision become real
i hope soon
i want to smell girl farts
>>28236719
I want to smell female farts, buttholes, and their poop.
I would practically pay to enter a bathroom after one decimated it.
>smellovision
>start browsing gore/guro sites
No thanks.
When will the "le suicide is selfish XD " meme die? How is it selfish to opt out of a lifetime of pain and misery on your own terms? Isn't it more selfish to keep someone alive living in unbearable mental or physical anguish just because YOU personally don't want to feel sad when they die? Fuck normies, honestly. They alienate us and bully us and make us feel this way, then they make us out to be the bad guys when we crumble under the weight. I hate them.
It's selfish because only one person dies
I know, I hate that worldview, but it's inescapable. I wish my family could understand that if I want to end my life, it's simply because I want to stop feeling pain, and they shouldn't feel pain simply because of that. I know that will never be our reality though.
Anyone else waiting for their family to die so they can die too?
>>28236666
Quads satan speaks the truth
Hey guys, what would happen if I posted something incriminating on this board?
Would I be attacked by vans with tinted windows?
>>28236570
probably.
4chan is one big honeypot, afterall.
>>28236570
the worst thing is the mods would ban you, Feddies won't leave the terrorists and try to catch a guy that posted CP/made an illegal nfa gun
It's a hypothetical thing that hasn't occurred yet, but what would happen if I did post it?
[Serious]
Does sex feel different from fapping? Are orgasms more intense, cum volume higher?
Yes. Your body can tell the difference between fapping and fucking. Fucking gives you intense toe curling orgasms that leave you gasping for breath.
>>28236585
Damn man. What about fucking a realistic sex robot? Still noticeable difference?
>>28236585
Think loud nigra orgasm.
I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon.
/b/tards I'm willing to make a deal with you. I' going to GIVE AWAY FREE NUDES OF PIC RELATED but only if you manage yo hook me up with a girl. All applicants must meet the following requirements:
>All applicants must submit a pic of the girl...
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do me a favor and kill yourself
thanks
>/b/tards
fuck you
shit like this is exactly the problem with a lot of the guys on /r9k/. they expect sex to be given to them, they expect to not give anything of themselves but to receive affection and sex by virtue of them being them.
If you don't look like this, don't expect to have a gf.
>>28236430
Jagged features and blurry textures?
>>28236458
Nigger it's a gamecube game
>>28236430
This character irl looks like jacob sartorious. Just look at their ears.
Goodbye old friends. I was a robot like you but now I am normie. I feel like I am insulting the robot hood if I stay here as a normie.
Never give up hope lads.
Thanks for the dank memes while I was one of you.
>>28236415
Godspeed young gun, godspeed
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SHAKE HAND ON DICK TO ANIME CARTOON VIRGENS HAHAHAHA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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STAY MAD STAY VIRGIN HAHA FAFGGOTS HAHAHAHAHA
>>28236415
well uh, bye!
See you next week!