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I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost
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I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon.


/b/tards I'm willing to make a deal with you. I' going to GIVE AWAY FREE NUDES OF PIC RELATED but only if you manage yo hook me up with a girl. All applicants must meet the following requirements:
>All applicants must submit a pic of the girl (clothing optional) and their age
>All girls must be under 30 years-old unless I consider them a MILF
>the girl must be, at the very least, a 6/10
>No traps
>girl must be wiling to have sex on a regular basis
>the girl must be consenting and aware of the deal-No tricking girls into the arrangement.
>All applicants must have a place available where the sex will take place i.e hotel, motel,etc...
>Applicants must live in NY, preferably Upper East Side
>This goes without saying but no fat chicks
Plz help
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do me a favor and kill yourself
thanks
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>/b/tards
fuck you
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shit like this is exactly the problem with a lot of the guys on /r9k/. they expect sex to be given to them, they expect to not give anything of themselves but to receive affection and sex by virtue of them being them.
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>trade nudes of a random naked model for ACTUALLY HOOKING YOU UP WITH SOMEONE

I know this is bait / copy pasta but jesus christ how autistic.
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>>28236707
This, cross-boarding scum.
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>>28236493
This is fucking bait, but I'm biting.


R u fucking retarded? Get a fucking prostitute. A lot more easier than wut ur trying to do here
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>all the newfags in this thread not recognizing this ancient pasta when they see it.

>2000+11+5
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