Pizza Rape
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You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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>it's Saturday afternoon
>you're minding your own business
>when suddenly there's a knock at the door
>"Frick"
>you quickly close out your shitposting tabs and throw on a hoodie
>while walking to the door you see a delivery car out the window
>something is wrong
>very wrong
>you open the door slowly, but surely
>you can't let this menace have free reign
>a pimply faced teenager clutching a food warmer greets you
>asking if you ordered this pizza
>thinking quickly you say yes
>you must not let this menace win and make you embarrass yourself
>"how much will it be?"
>your eyes lock onto the greasy drivers
>you can feel the tension in the air
>"you already paid sir"
>your heart drops
>the world is crashing down around you
>nothing makes sense anymore
>feebly you reach into your pocket and fish out a tip
>you take the disgusting pizza in your other and tell the young man to "have a nice day"
>as the door closes you break down
>slumped up against it crying your tears onto the warm cardboard
>you will never be the same again
It could happen to you anon
>pizza boy got the wrong address but you're too afraid to say no so you end up paying 15.99$ for a medium size pizza with pineapple and ham
I hate pineapple and ham
>pizza
>disgusting
Nani?????
>>28237090
>its just pizza
You're a shitlord, you have no idea how traumatizing it is to be fed against your will
Hey free pizza.
>pizza rape.
I don't really want to be raped by a transbian nazi from /pol/.
She's cute but, you know, that's not for me, and I'm not even a girl, she wouldn't be into me anyways.
>>28237256
>Fed against your will
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TO GODDAMN BETA TO EITHER TELL THEM THEY HAVE THE WRONG FUCKING ADDRESS OR FUCKING THROW IT AWAY WHEN YOU DON'T WANT IT? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I swear to GOD you pussies are going to SHAME YOURSELVES INTO THE NEXT FUCKING DIMENSION OVER FUCKING EVERYTHING! This is the reason why /r9k/ makes me glad to be myself. I may be fat but at least I have the balls to sit there and eat a pizza I don't even want or order. Fucking disgraceful sheepish fuckbags, the lot of you.
>>28237775
To not sit there* I suck at shitposting
>>28237054
Actually kys, Hawaiian is top.
>>28237090
Husky time?
>>28237525
>pizza
>transbian
Not for Chad
>>28238407
No
>tfw bought my bf a pizza and not you
>>28238993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgpIInesbhs
that no pickle-pee....
>Thinly veiled thread about raping me
:|
>>28238993
I'm at work I'm not gonna watch your FRICKIN videos
>>28239358
me me pumparum
wagecuck ayyyyyy
>>28239083
Oops meant to reply to (you)
My b
>>28239329
>not posting nudes
What happened?
>>28239452
At work rn sorry. They don't pay me to take nude photos of myself and post them on a Vietnamese typography builtin board.
>>28239502
What are you being paid for?
Do you make pizza? That would make sense.
>>28236983
Where is the rape?
