Women will never, ever be as lonely as men are, this is a fact. 99.9% of them don't belong on this board, and are only here to feed their own ego's, be complete and utter cunts, gain material goods, or fuck men over some way or another.
How do I know women will never be as lonely as men? I spent a day on this board pretending to be one, and I ended up adding about ten people on skype who all talked to me the minute I got on, replied quickly, and always acted interested in me, despite me making myself appear to be as undesirable as possible over the course of...
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>>28315646
Post is pointless and common fucking knowledge.
>>28315646
Okalie dokalie
>>28315663
If it's common knowledge then why are there so many idiots paying attention to posters who claim to be female?
Is there a way to get your shit together and leave neetsville that doesn't require money?
Fucking money. Life would be so easy if it weren't hoarded by the selfish.
I am genuinely repulsed.
Also, I have no idea how to help you. Stop posting disgusting shit, for a start.
>>28315682
>being disgusted
Normie get out; those pheromones would turn you on if you were actually there, plus it's funny because everyone pretends that females cannot be unsanitary.
>>28315645
You're supposed to go into debt, so yes and no.
>you're not allowed to be alive unless you've got enough of our bits of paper
fuck humans.
>6'3"
>191lb
>good facial aesthetics, pretty cut body, decent cardio
>STEM degree, good job
>born with a huge outtie bellybutton
>probably bigger than most of your dicks
>told by every girl I try to hook up with that I am completely unfuckable
>Un
>Fuck
>Able
LIFE...
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>>28315600
just get surgery fag. also nice dubs friend
>>28315600
If you are that bothered by it, go visit a plastic surgeon. They will cut that shit off.
>>28315600
>good job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5-WXtcbsd4
Let's get some really FUCKED UP feels going in this thread.
>tfw you sleep in your bed upside down, so you feet are where you head should be and your head is where you feet should be
thats a little too much for me nmang
>tfw you're alone at home so you run up your stairs like an animal
So liberating sometimes
>tfw I tried to do a handstand and fell into mommy breaking her neck.
WHO'S GOING TO MAKE MY TENDIES NOW????
tfw when i was voted "most likely to shoot up the school" in my senior year.
Anyone else know this feel
Should have proved em' right, anon.
>>28315399
No you weren't.
But while we're on the subject, I've been starting to think that people were only nice to me in high school since they thought I could shoot up the school
>always quiet
>socially awkward
>somewhat strange and detached
>people nice to me for some reason
>american's actually have shit like this
no wonder it's so common, normie logic is
"hurr durr maybe if i shame him for looking like a psychopath, maybe he won't end up doing something psychopathic"
Hey there, welcome to the Frogs and Feels Tavern, where you can chill, chat, and drink those feels away.
We've got something more classical on the jukebox tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5pX7dtn3Sc
How you doing barkeep? Please pour me your favorite beer from the tap.
I need to wake up in five hours but sleeping at night is starting to be difficult again.
Are u a normie yet, barkeep?
This fucking barkeep just wanted us to listen to some shitty classical music. Fuck you m8!
i don't know if you'll see this.If you still want to talk, send me your skype info at
[email protected]
just made it 10 secs ago, i'll add you
I'll bump your thread for you
>>28315514
thank you mate1!!
>>28315811
>>28315351
Really hope you two can get connected. Bumperino
so what do u have planed today robots?
>>28315256
its tuesday retard
>>28315256
Quality post. Keep em coming.
Shitposting, drinking andediting starcraft 2 maps
>shitpost about boipucci and twinks
>Tfw the superior men get the girls while the denizens of /r9k/ fuck each others' asses
I love chaos
>>28315244
At least the beta males will get to fuck something. Not like they could get girls anyway.
Chaos is my middle name
Have you even seen a roastie, like a real one? Boipucci won't seem so bad if you ever do.
And don't even get me started on breasts and nipples.
>shudder
how do you deal with receding hairline/high temples/balding?
>>28315239
shave it off
>>28315239
Minoxidil/propecia early as possible. Be aware of the side effects.
Shave it if it's too far gone.
Check family history. If you can't find any male relatives that had significant balding in their 20's, go to the doctor to make sure it isn't something else.
Shave it. Bald is a good look. And if you're noticeably balding, bald is ALWAYS better than trying to cling on to shitty "hair".
>Forced to go to Florida for my dad
>Go into Wendy's with my dad
>Feel like crying
>Incredibly nervous
>Can't enjoy the food at all and quickly eat it to get out of there
>Shaking and tears start to form in my eyes as old Cuban man analyzes me from a distance
>I'm 19 years old going on 20
>I thought I would be...
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No one gives a shit about you anon
I mean that in a good way
tbo that sounds like "real" anxiety (not tumblr anxiety).
I wouldn't know but I think you should just get meds just don't become a junkie.
>>28315817
This. When I'm in public I don't even look at other people and when I do they're usually on their phones anyway.
What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?Unicorny
What do you call a wizard that aced calculus?A mathemagician
What does king arthur use to see in the dark?a knightlight
What do you call a really annoying loud person?
Anagger
Why are you not supporting Gary Johnson for president? He just wants the government to leave people alone. You can be free to jack off to your loli hentai while high all you want.
I'm not voting because fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
I voted for him in the last election. He's not a great speaker, but I like him.
>>28315250
I can take the fact that he can't speak for shit but he can't write for shit either. Not to mention he's just a butthurt republican who switched when he realized his party didn't like him at all.
McAfee should win.
>stand up after sitting down, was reading some manga
>look up
>everything starts feeling weird in my head, like fizzling
>reality fizzes out and I fall over knocking over some things on the table
>wake up on bed, drool on sheet
what the fuck just happened?
>>28315051
You sat down for too long and stood up to quickly and the blood rushed from your head.
I do it for fun sometimes, I love those few blissful seconds of nothingness.
>>28315051
one time i took a big hit of weed then stood up
same shit happened, legs went jelly, fell down, but i also spasmed uncontrollably for about 30 seconds. broke my glasses and bit my tongue up good
>>28315051
Stood up too fast. Maybe you haven't been drinking enough water, too.
>with an average girl I met on /r9k/
>been dating for 4 years
>love the shit out of her
>recently a qtp2t has been flirting with me in class
>my fucking type to a T
>tell her I have a gf
>everything seems cool
>go over to her place with another dude from class to work on our group project
>he...
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Lol good game, life.
I am sorry to hear that. Don't let this experience turn you into Chad scum though, you were right to be loyal. You were the bigger person. Better luck next time.
>>28315030
What the fuck is a qtp2t?