Let's get some really FUCKED UP feels going in this thread.
>tfw you sleep in your bed upside down, so you feet are where you head should be and your head is where you feet should be
thats a little too much for me nmang
>tfw you're alone at home so you run up your stairs like an animal
So liberating sometimes
>tfw I tried to do a handstand and fell into mommy breaking her neck.
WHO'S GOING TO MAKE MY TENDIES NOW????
>>28315781
I-it's okay anon, we can make our own tendies-
THEY DONT COME OUT OF THE PACKET WARM WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>get out my tea set
>drink coffee out of it
M I S C H I E F
>>28316007
adasdgsgsfsd
Mommy leaves keys in car. Pick them up and pretend i'm going to drive somewhere.
>drinking caffeinated beverages after 5:00 PM
>>28315501
>tfw put my underwear on backwards so the opening is on my butt
>>28316610
Dude that is FUCKED up.
Holy shit.
