>6'3"
>191lb
>good facial aesthetics, pretty cut body, decent cardio
>STEM degree, good job
>born with a huge outtie bellybutton
>probably bigger than most of your dicks
>told by every girl I try to hook up with that I am completely unfuckable
>Un
>Fuck
>Able
LIFE IS A SICK FUCKING JOKE
I SHOULD HAVE IT ALL BUT I'M DOOMED TO WASTE MY LIFE AWAY WITH YOU TWISTED FREAKS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK THISSSSSS GAYYYYYY EARRRRRRRTH
>>28315600
just get surgery fag. also nice dubs friend
>>28315600
If you are that bothered by it, go visit a plastic surgeon. They will cut that shit off.
>>28315600
>good job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5-WXtcbsd4
https://youtu.be/1Bix44C1EzY
>>28315600
That's honestly pretty cute
>>28315600
nauseating desu
>>28315600
That's absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>28315600
U are indeed unfuckable
>>28315600
Here is my common sense advice, I hope that your commoner head doesn't explode at this, commoners having no actual common sense of course, buthave sex with your shirt on.Hope that helps you plebeian.
>>28316042
actualy believing that girls don't fuck him cus of his stupid belly button
>>28315600
I thought that was a nipple or a micropenis for a sec
>>28315600
get plastic surgery asap
wear a bandaid and/or shirt over it in the meantime
>>28316042
I already thought of that you mewling faggot, the problem is that it sticks out like a tentpole. My first fuck attempt ended up with her starting to jerk off my nub before realizing what happened and immediately vomiting on chest, face, and neck.
There is probably a really simple and inexpensive surgery to have your belly button problem fixed. Have you looked into having such a procedure done on you?
>>28315600
Why don't you just push it in?
>>28316173
Obviously if it was that easy I would have already done it. I have two major arteries and I can't find a doctor willing to perform the surgery. Positive outcome is like 30% chance, that is shit odds.
Not me but this should give you a better idea of what I'm up against.
>>28316123
>girdle for men
>>28316230
I'm sorry to hear that.
original
i always thought outies were disgusting but this really takes the cake
bellybuttons are like vaginas imo
>>28316230
It's actually that big? Damn brah, that's legit pretty fucking disgusting. How do you cover it up in every day life?
