/r9k/, where were you when I asked Doj to be my daddy?
maybe if you had a dick like daddy has, you'd get girls, too.
Krijg kanker doj.
Doj hasn't been around ever since his trip got taken over as far as I know.
Also post pics of his dick.
>>28434880
daddy is banned, he'll be back in about three days. don't worry, he's watching the thread silently <3
>>28434858
come on Antonie, don't be like that.
you never showed me your dick. how was I supposed to love you the same way I love Doj?
>wake up
>what is the first thought that usually crosses your mind?
Mine is usually something along the lines of "not again"
>>28434674
>better give myself an enema
OR
>better check computer
Another day, another dollar! It's great not being a NEET!
I wake up and try very hard not to think the thoughts that kick my brain out of sleep
sometimes it's waking up to panic about the things i am procrastinating about
otherwise it's checking irc and here, it's not even a good habit, it's an addiction
Guys.
What do I tell a potential gf (never had one before) about my criminal record?
She will think you are a badass
try to exaggerate your efforts to destroy the establishment
>>28434569
this, I can attest from experience this works.
>>28434569
>She will think you are a badass
This. Girls like degenerates
>pretty girl
>no college
>no job
>has a bf
Me
>no college
>no job
>considering suicide
>>28434536
Are you a pretty boy?
Attractive people don't need to have college and a job to get a BF/GF
The problem lies mainly within your appearance.
>>28434536
Woman are valued for their aesthetics
Men are valued for their character and achievements
If you're so incompetent in every single area of life where it matters for a man, stop feeling sorry for yourself and expecting things, just gas yourself
>>28434565
i'm pretty but i'm a fat lazy bastard and manlet
I could join a boy band if I really wanted to
>make a post
>it has typo
>reply with yeah
>accidentally type yeha
>Make response to someone's comment
>Even if context exists, no one knows who you're addressing
>>28434497
>see an autistic faggot delete their post and repost it with typos fixed
>link to both posts and tell them I saw what they did
>38 minutes until Monday
How does it feel, wagies?
>>28434477
>not living in California
must suck
>tfw not a wagie
feels good nigga.
>>28434490
>wanting to be the last person to get things
For what purpose?
Anyone here alcoholic? How's it going so far?
>>28434433
I work a shitty job while convincing myself it's to save money but then I end up drinking it all away, which I secretly know is my true reason for making money.
one beer two beer three beer i had 5 on my desk last time i counted i drank 2 i might of got rid of one but i only got one left. i dont want to do the math because i did enough of it to count those five i wans gonna put one in the smoking area or two to enjoy when i smoke and it'll sound like a problem if i add those ones because i didn't do the math on tomorrow
>>28434433
About 7 hours have passed since I got off work, so that makes about 7 shots of everclear.
>>28434819
I stopped buying the really palatable shit for this reason.
Hi, I think I'm staring to have anxiety attacks. I'm having a hard time being alone. If anyone wants to talk that would be cool. Thank you.
Hey pal. What have you been up to lately?
>>28434416
3 years NEET. Trying to write books. Freaking out. You?
Mostly playing video games, and coming up with ideas to create my own. I started a company with a friend from uni and we have government income support for nine months to make it work. Feels like none of the ideas I come up with are really good enough to pursue so far, though.
What should i say guys
>>28434347
tell her she's a stupid whore for having that shit dog face meme as her profile picture
>>28434347
Explain why did she send you that pic
>>28434347
Why haven't we fucked yet?
This is all of our future.
>>28434211
that looks like a girl's room, story?
Good T-Mobile advertising imho
>>28434211
>those rolls
Kek
Looks like a literal fucking pig.
>tfw blasting down the back roads
>tfw 60mpg
>tfw passing all the normies stuck in grid lock
It's 2016, Robots. Why don't you own the superior mode of transport yet?
>>28434173
at this rate you'll be dead in a few years
>>28434173
I'm going tomorrow to buy one
>>28434173
but i do :^)
oregon repli
>tfw I'm sitting there just browsing 4chan, depressed and all as usual.. in the kitchen
>tfw my old faggot 60 year old dad walks in and complains about how the water is still running
>tfw I tell him it's not my responsibility but the person who turned it on (his friend)
>tfw he gets pissed off, starts yelling at how much money is wasted that the fosset is turned on
>tfw I tell him its such a minor problem, the person,...
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>tfw I simply leave the house, disgruntled as fuck, wishing every minute I didn't have to live with those assholes and I could live alone
Move out. Problem solved.
>>28434129
>OP cannot even spell "faucet" correctly.
>finally get gf
>dating for over three months now
>we legitimately love each other
>she likes acting like a little kid, don't think too much of it at first
>realize she's a little slow mentally
>she's REALLY into the whole "being a little kid" thing (not sexually)
>one day finally tells me something that explains everythingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28434081
I don't get the problem here
mate, if you thought that she was normal. and then all of a sudden you realise she's autistic, it dosen't make a difference. imagine if you were to colmpletely despise india, one day you're eating berries that you thought were from japan, but realised they're from india. it doesn't make much of a difference appart from the idea that you have of it now. it tastes the same as your beloved japanese berries. its the same for your gf.
>>28434264
>constantly acts embarrassing in public
>cannot have a serious conversation with her
>cannot have an intellectual discussion with her because she doesn't understand 80% of the W O R D S I'm even saying
See the problem yet?
so you like half asian half white girls?
>>28434050
no I don't
fuck off chink
>>28434050
No, that one is capable of speech, free will, and judging me.
I only like the 2d ones.
Nope. Not really. Those souless eyes.
I don't know what I want for dinner!!
Just buy some hotpockets or tendies bro
>>28433913
>dinner
Its 11pm motherfucker
Just make a frozen dinner you fucking autist. Or some cheap canned shit.