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/r9k/, where were you when I asked Doj to be my daddy? maybe
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/r9k/, where were you when I asked Doj to be my daddy?
maybe if you had a dick like daddy has, you'd get girls, too.
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Krijg kanker doj.
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Doj hasn't been around ever since his trip got taken over as far as I know.
Also post pics of his dick.
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>>28434880
daddy is banned, he'll be back in about three days. don't worry, he's watching the thread silently <3

>>28434858
come on Antonie, don't be like that.
you never showed me your dick. how was I supposed to love you the same way I love Doj?
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>>28434950
Post his dick you faggot I want to see if he's actually big or you're just fucking with him.
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>>28434965
I can't post daddy's massive cock, it will make him very cross with me.
I'm a good girl so I can get a good dicking later.
you wouldn't understand.
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>>28435028
Why are you posting this then? And how big is "daddy" Doj? 5 inches I assume?
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>>28434743
this is really hawt
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kys


original asf
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>>28435053
daddy's about 21 cm :3
I bet your cock isn't even five inches long.
don't be jealous. if you're a good girl, he might let you see it, too.

>>28435058
thanks :3
it would be even hotter if I could show you his cock, but of course I can't, it's for good girl eyes only ~
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>>28435148
I'm sure Doj is 8 inches, definitely not 5 inches like King Black Chad who claims to be 8 as well.
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>>28435205
you can pretend you don't believe it, but would I be this devoted to someone with only a five inch cock?
in your heart of hearts, you know daddy Doj is hung as fuck ~
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Take it to /soc/. Go be faggots somewhere else.
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daddy Doj says,
"besides, King Black Chad is a fat retard who couldn't even begin to measure 8 inches deep inside his fat folds."

"king" black "chad" indeed.
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>>28434880
>>28434965
pic related his nudes. you might want to reconsider your "husbando" choices.


https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28196671/#28196671
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>>28435293
forgot pic lmao
look at this guy
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doj pls stop posting
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>>28435248
>>28434743
>dd/lg
His true desire is for the ponypucci. Deep in his heart, he is a clopper. You could never satisfy him like Applejack can.
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>>28435304
>>28435334
wow this guy is fucking pathetic

also this >>28435253
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>>28435304
I HATE Doj but that is a famous picture of guy with Kleinefelter's syndrome, not Doj.
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>>28435304
>those arms
>those child bearing hips
>those nipnops
>that fucking stomach
>that chin
>that head
>that haircut
>thicc

Geez man. Skinnyfat icon here.

He reminds me of Roger from American Dad.
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>>28435293
>>28435304
>this thread again
yeah, because Doj's nudes were leaked and only the spic retard Lou caught on.
that picture is ages old. only newfags would think it was my daddy.

>>28435334
Applejack a best ponyfu :3
sometimes daddy makes me neigh for him in bed so it's like he's fucking the real thing
daily reminder that if you wouldn't do anything for your daddy, you're not a good little.
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>>28435304
that reminds me of this
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daddy says to post more of our conversations to help the sad and lonely autists imagine what it would be like if they had a relationship like daddy Doj has with his little anonnette <3
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>>28434965
This. Now you got me curious, post his cock senpai.
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>>28436021
How the fuck did you get his Skype?
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fuck you doj Niger
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when u realize doj is talking to himself on different skype accounts
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>>28436152
with that horrendous body i wouldn't be suprised
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>>28436102
I asked him for it because he's the best troll on the world wide web :3
it was love at first shitpost, you could say ~

>>28436030
I'm not posting it :3
just imagine a child's arm and you've got about the right idea.
it's not only long, but thick. truly a pornstar cock.
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>feeding tripfags this much attention
Cancer
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>>28436021
>annoette

literally who?

also i remember telling doj to fuck himself when he tried to join the local /r9k/ skype group.
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>>28434743
Lets go into depth about the evolutioun of man.

Ready?

From Socrates to Doj. Let me say that again, from Socrates to Doj.

I don't have the proper image of disgust to go along with how I feel because I am on a different computer, my other went to shit.

We are not evolving though, that is my verdict.
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>>28436545
Doj is an improvement on Socrates.
Socrates had a tiny dick, which is why he had to stay inside overthinking all day instead of passing on his seed.

don't get a big head and start comparing your pathetic lives to Socrates, either.

>>28436282
>being this dumb

>>28436152
>>28436165
you don't think I'm really a girl?
maybe pic related will change your mind?
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>>28436623
Holy kek she's a cow with small tits!

How is it even possible?
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>>28436623
u should really be embarrassed of yourself. can you take a step back from your "epic attention whoring shitpost" and think about what you're doing.
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Trips we have successfully extinguished:
>Doj
Banned.
>Erica
Parents won't let her post.
>Eliza
Legally can no longer post.
>king black chad
Soon to be Eliza situation.

Nothing much else to say, just thought I'd remind you
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>>28436745
>>Doj
>Banned.
daddy Doj will be back soon :3

>>28436660
what's embarrassing about being a good girl?

>>28436647
>a cow
>with small tits
I'm an average person with average tits, per essere onesti con voi, famiglia
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>>28436745
Now we just need to rid the board of you and we're set.
Also, Michael is in more trouble than not being allowed to post.
Good riddance to all tripfags, and I promise that the day you're out nobody will see my trip again.
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>>28436623
>Being into daddy shit

Ahahahaha, both of you are complete faggot shitters. Your relationship will crash into smoldering ruins and everyone will observe your despair with mocking glances for the rest of your lives
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>>28436745
I read that thread where Eliza says the detective was asking about Erica too, and she got police involved. Was he posting CP of her too?
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>>28435304
>mfw doj literally looks like something out of a dr seuss book

also pic unrelated
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This whole thread is embarrassing even for /r9k/ standards. I mean what's going on here?

Some cow and Doj are trying to become relevant?
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>>28436987
Sure thing Isreali Chad. Let it be known that you're still sending $1000 dollars to Eliza, and she was talking all about how you were a betabux cuck on omegle. You're the cancer. I've done nothing harmful to this board. All I have done is removed undesirables.

Like you

(The Child Neglect Agency knows about how you posted her nudes, child porn, that very same night. It will take time but it will get back to you, friend!)
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>>28436996
He didn't post any under his name.
He probably did harass her though.
Maybe they're just doing a full sweep or need info about the whole situation.
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>>28436952
>I'm an average person


kek maybe average in america where everyone's fat as fuck
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>>28436952
>average
>with chicken wing arms like those
Average in America, maybe.
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>>28436993
When will you draw me a cactus, Vyro?
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>>28437036
Never type to a girl like this. Don't say 'tf' or 'ill tear you a new one'

Fucking hell this is next level beta autism. What the fuck
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>some tripfag is THIS desperate for attention

good to see some things never change
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>>28437128
we're just really close as nigfams. i literally sent her a pic of my dick and it's ingrained in her mind. can't get more autist than this
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>>28436623
Socrates hung out outdoors all day chatting with his bros. He had a wife and fucked dudes as well.
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>>28437128
Did you also report Doj for sexually pursuing Erica?

Does blackchad have any connections to Erica that you know of?
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>>28437128
>implying you know how to type to a girl
nigger you're on /r9k/ like the rest of everyone else here
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>>28436993
>>>>>>>>>>>taking the bait
wow you're fucking retarded vyro, go review some chocolate wine or something
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why is it always the fat girls that are mentally unstable?
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>>28437064
You like to say you've done things but the truth is the fbi shit has nothing to do with your, or the boards reports.
Someone doxxed erica and you tagged along.
Don't know why Doj got banned but not gonna complain.

I'll be on the lookout for any CNA agents coming to Israel to arrest me for reposting a 15 year olds "cp", just take into account that in Israel 16 isn't cp and the only person jailed for online cp here was a doctor that distributed houndreds if not thousands of videos, and even that was a pretty short sentance.
All you want is attention desu, if you didn't you'd use your trip a lot less often.
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>>28437249
I didn't mean to write desu there
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>>28437161
This isn't a relationship. You're just her male friend she's experimenting with, and in two weeks she'll be bored and you'll just be her friend.

By the way you type I can observe you're painfully underaged, so you should probably try this website called 9gag where you can post cool relatable screenshots of your texts with your significant other, they really love those over there. 9gag is a little like 4chan except way better. Trust me, the memes are way danker and they'll appreciate these screenshots more than people here ever will. Here:

www.9gag.com

Also, the fact that you post your screenshots shows your total lack of regard for privacy and respect for your female friend there. This isn't a relationship, stop posting and don't return.

>>28437249
Tldr.
You're a betabux cuck.
can I have 1000 dollars

>>28437233
Just never end anything in a question mark
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>>28437108
Never, my shitty 20 dollar drawpad sucks ass

>>28437236
I had some earlier today kek
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>>28436623
That fat fucking hand

lmaooo

The fact that you're both resorting to online relationships and not fucking people in real life is very telling, dear
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>>28437296
nigfams != in a relationship

do you even meme
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>>28437296
>can I have 1000 dollars

Y-you know I'm not just throwing away money right?
I'm using it to get something I want.
Also it's just 650.
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>>28437296
i really wish i had this much energy like you do
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>>28437360
>paying for sex with an underaged girl
He admitted it guys. We got him!

I just want you to know that what you're doing is really pathetic anon. Don't you wish you didn't have to pay? Don't you wish they'd love you for you? Don't you wish you could ignore that fake smile she has on her face... She just wants money, not you..

You'll die alone.
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hack_blastard and eeyore are the only trips I like

where's eeyore?
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>>28437431
I've had a ltr with someone in the past that had nothing to do with money, I always had to be a fake version of myself so I had to break it up eventually.
I don't think Ciara is exploiting me and I'm not paying for sex with a minor, we're in the same age group kek nor am I paying her foe sex.
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>>28437498
>I don't think Ciara is exploiting me

You'd be surprised, if one knows you have money she'd stick to you like flies on a shit stick. Money makes the world go round, and they know this.

I bet if you were fucked up or needed help, she wouldn't be anywhere to be seen.

Nice friendship.
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>>28437498
>It's actually possible to be this delusional and pathetic

wew lad
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>>28437498
You STUPID SHIT

Holy FUCK do you not read her posts? Skype logs? ANYTHING?

BITCH

DOES

NOT

CARE

hhahahahhHAHAHAHAHA

kill yourself you cunt-enabling FAGGOT
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>>28437529
And if she didn't interest me or cater to what I want I wouldn't even have looked for more information/threads about her after seeing one thread.
Why do you imply woman or people in general need to give you something unconditionally?
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>>28437639
>Why do you imply woman or people in general need to give you something unconditionally?

Did you not read her Skype logs about what she was saying about you? How can you be so pathetic my man.
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>>28437652
You mean the thread I posted her stuff, I already talked with her and we're past it.
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>>28437756
I meant over not past, sorry for all the mistakes I only got two hours of sleep.
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>>28437570
Is that your drawing? It's really bad.
>inb4 haha its just a doodle:)
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>>28437570
>tfw nobody talking to necrovyro because he got toasty

time to end it, friend
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>>28437756
SHE

IS

LYING

TO

YOU

TO

GET

MONEY

You are the DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER I've ever seen holy fucking shit just kill yourself already

I can't wait until she steals all your money and leaves you poor and dead on the side of the road while she spends it all on drugs and sex with niggers

Go renew your blacked.com subscription you stupid fucking cuckold
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>>28437431
and she's probably buying heroin with the money

getting lots of money + sex + heroin is not even close to robot
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>>28437866
>>28437570
vyro
are you...
are you jealous?
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>>28437249
kike bastard
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>>28437498
what did she mean by this famalaaladingdong
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>>28437299
Is it hard to type with all the burns?
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>>28437890
You're definitely gonna be accused of being me.
>>28437866
I'm a jew, one of our traits is not being poor, and I'm sure she'll kill me buddy.
She won't have access to more than 1k, the rest will be in the vault (every non shitty hotel room has one).
I trust her and shit but come on man, don't you think the rabbis tought me this already?
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sorry doj I was a little mean to you. but I dont like threads about DoJ. they make me jealous of your fame and cock (aka euromast)
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>>28437890
why on earth would I be jealous of someone who spends a ton of money on a cunt who will never love him?

No. I'm... happy. I'm laughing. Laughing at the insane fucking despair that's about to envelop him and destroy his life.

His precious little slut will destroy him and I'm gonna laugh for DECADES
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>>28437954
Triggering hack.
She wouldn't play the minor card since by US law we're both minors.
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>>28437999
How could this destroy my life?
It's not like I'll marry her or some Michael tier autistic shit
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>>28438078
You probably will, your such a pathetic cuck, have some dignity and get a prostitute or something
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>>28438117
This whole thing isn't about sex. Sex isn't hard to get.
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>>28438164
So what exactly are you trying to get out of her, you're going to pay her to be in a relationship with you?
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