Guys.
What do I tell a potential gf (never had one before) about my criminal record?
She will think you are a badass
try to exaggerate your efforts to destroy the establishment
>>28434569
this, I can attest from experience this works.
>>28434569
>She will think you are a badass
This. Girls like degenerates
That depends on how serious it was. Why talk about this with her at all? Unless it's a big part of your life still, some things are better left unsaid. If you want to tell her you can, though I'd wait awhile first.
well, we need to know the crimes, obviously it depends on the severity
>>28434569
Yep. This will work in your favor.
You don't have a criminal record faggot.
>>28434664
>>28434660
I stole a lot of money.
>Charged with 27 different charges
>Offered 7 years federal time
>Had good lawyer
>Plead guilty to 4 charges
>Did 5.5 months in jail and 4.5 months in a halfway house
The news articles made it sound hardcore James Bond stuff, but me and another guy were just coked out and walked in and out.
>>28434660
>>28434664
As someone who works at a law firm doing criminal representation, these are vital questions.
If a case is sealed, don't discuss it. That's a general piece of information.
If you have convictions and they need to be discussed, that's a bridge that can be wisely tread as needed.
Sounds, though, like you want to volunteer this info.
>>28434544
Depends on what it is
>>28434721
how was jail anon?
>>28434732
>Sounds, though, like you want to volunteer this info.
I sort of have to if I want this girl to trust me.
>>28434739
theft among other things
>>28434881
Really boring. 99.9% of it was boring and 0.1% of it was "HOLY FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON".
>>28434695
Yes I do unfortunately.
>>28434544
Poorly composed pic: planetary-scale impacts do not produce a "thru-and-thru" like a small calibre projectile thru tissue. Nor would there be an "exit hole". Sad ignorance of physics.
>>28434732
There are news articles. It's obviously going to show up with a cursory Google search.
>>28434721
She'll think you're a fucking badass. You stole tons of money.
