Everywhere I go, people ignore me. Every time I speak, no one hears me. I literally feel like I don't exist anymore.
Same here. I can tell how much I bore people it gets tiring after a while
>>28525253
I try really hard to not be boring, but it's just not working, espeically on social media.
I desperately want to delete my facebook page.
>>28525367
Do it. Here's what you do.
Delete all your pictures and wall posts.
Then delete all your friends and deactivate.
You'll have nothing left to come back too and chances are you will be too embarrassed to try and re add old friends.
Did at like a year and a half ago and haven't used it since except making a fake one for tinder.
>get gf
>honeymoon phase ends
>realize I hate her
>don't want to break up with her because i'll feel bad
my life is a hell
>>28525168
work out
really pumped and motivated
months later
feeling unmotivated
quit working out
get a new job
really excited and happy
novelty wears off, feels like slavery
quit
do something
get bored
stop doing it
face it OP you are just a quitter. Quit your gf, just like everything in your life. Do it faggot.
>>28525294
Iktf Anon kun.
I wish I wasn't a quitter
>>28525294
Thanks, I probably will anon
>finally got my first girlfriend
>korean-american
>she is racist as fuck
I don't know what to do. At first she seemed nice, but then she showed her trie colors. It started with small stuff like telling me "I'm one of the good ones" or telling me to go "speak chimp to the screaming niglet". I know some of you may think I'm trolling but I am not. I don't know how to tell her that she is seriously hurting my feelings. Everytime she says...
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Get the fuck over yourself. That's a petty red flag.
>>28525125
>not wanting a racist gf
Racism is a red flag for both genders, just take a look at this board
We had one a couple days ago and it turned out to be fun. Let's hear your best bars.
I'm the meme master, spell caster og
anal fisured, grand wizard mc
level 30, from the dirty
r-9-triple oh baby (a triple) !
piss jug extraordinaire
that doesn't care
if his pubic hair could scare the seat of his computer chair
a neet that's too aware
with no beat or a snare
i don't need a job
i just take what is there
everyday i arrive to the board
in an '09 honda accord
rushing passed your kinda a Ford
to take as many memes as my hard drive can store
i'm a pirate and i'm climbing aboard
to...
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bump? anybody want to drop some dank bars?
>>28525109
My raps is sick like niggas with no healthcare
I'm jealous of them NEETs livin life on welfare
Gotta wake up in the morning to be a wage cuck
If you think that's good, you a house nigger slave, bruh
Fuck dollars and greedy bosses, breaking our backs for mad profit
Just wanna stay home, and smoke kush till I'm coughin
Beat my dick to some traps like General Akbar
Think you can best me in raps? You won't get that far
>talking to girl online about depression for a couple of days
>feeling attached
>mentions her BF
... Oh...
>>28525069
Who is this semen demon? Original question
>>28525069
I don't see the problem???? You were talking to her.
>display multiple signs of mental instability and weakness
>wonder why women don't show interest
How it it this difficult for you guys to see the problem here
>an anon verbally attacks you
>others back you up
>>28525068
Not this time, punk
>>28525154
Step off my man OP before you get some comeuppance, bozo.
>>28525068
>in an argument with someone
>another anon joins in and starts berating you
>log out of 4chan and try to pretend the whole thing never happened
American robots, what accent do you have?
http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have
pic related, boston accent here
>>28525051
> The Inland North
Not American though.
I got Philadelphia
> I'm from Los Angeles
Midland
Alabama here, I generally have a neutral accent or slight southern so this is what I expected
who here /heroin/?
I think it's the ultimate robot drug. It makes you so, so happy being alone. You don't need anyone else. the only thing that makes me feel anything at all.
>False
Ketamine is the only true robodrug
>>28525065
>>28525065
never tried it. how good is it to do by yourself
>>28525017
>the only thing that makes me feel anything at all.
such melodrama
>>28525065
yes but it's almost too good. then you do too much and it gives you Tardmode brain damage
it really helps you to get on the tards level
I used to be the average robot, 8+ hours of vidya a day, minimal social interaction, and social awkwardness when I did interact with others. But I'm finally rising out of NEETdom. I started by just trying to contact people with similar interests from boards like /soc/ or the occasional contact thread here, just looking for people with common interests. Before I would have never been comfortable with speaking to a girl period, and now one of my bets online friends is a girl. I'm starting training to become a computer repair technician next year. I volunteer 3 times a week. Just a reminder to all you fellow robots out there that life gets better, and don't give up on yourself, because you have one life to live, and it's a shame to waste it thinking you;ll never become anything.
>>28524976
Noice.
And now I have to write some rubbish.
If you always wanted to talk about your hobbies with others rather than enjoy them alone you were a failed normie, not a robot.
>>28524976
bullshit. life is pain.
also
>online friend is gril
>probably harriet tubman tier
Prepare for a story
>be 15
>off on a bandcamp field trip
>meet blonde qt that plays the clarinet
>sit by her in this conference hall
>we make musical related sexual innuendos all day while this old guy is giving a lecture
>we're snickering at points when nobody's supposed to be playing and just the guy is talking and says things remotely sexual
>the...
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This sounds like a rejected segment from American Pie: Band camp
Good story senpai
even if it's made up
>>28524936
Nice fantasies but try to make it believable next time.
>>/r/sexfantasies
So robots, assuming you find that perfect girl, how would you ask her to marry you? What would be your perfect proposal?
>>28524925
bonk stone on head, takum back cave
>>28524925
"Do you want to end up stuck with me so we can eat food and play games till we die? If not that's cool."
>>28524925
>how would you ask her to marry you?
I wouldn't. If she truly was perfect, marriage would be pointless. Our relationship would be fine without it.
>This will never be you
JUST
>>28524907
she's beautiful, such joy in her face
Nice, I will never be bullied ever again.
>>28524907
>you will never walk out of the bathroom wearing nothing but climbing gear and climb her mountain tops
>tfw you discover that your 78 year old dad has boxes upon boxes of memoires and diaries in the basement
sounds cool OP, how many pages would you say?
>>28524906
Is the penmenship ledgeable?
>>28525173
Very. I feel kind of bad knowing he wrote more pages by far than me about philosophy, life in general and women from what I'm seeing so far
I want to kill myself but can't do it.
Please give me encouragement
look at moot, the way he sits there.. that's probably how I look. No wonder no one likes me.
You're never going to do it so stop bitching about it
If you really wanted to kill yourself you would've done it by now.
>>28525021
Trust me I will kill myself, I just need to be at the right place at the right time
who here /chvches/
>>28524792
>cha-ver-ches
>>28524792
The type of girl that appeals to awkward, lonely autists.
>>28526149
>girl
>tfw she's almost a 30 years old woman