American robots, what accent do you have?
http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have
pic related, boston accent here
>>28525051
> The Inland North
Not American though.
I got Philadelphia
> I'm from Los Angeles
Midland
Alabama here, I generally have a neutral accent or slight southern so this is what I expected
>>28525051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EwvRR1oh52
arizona
came out accurate
>>28525051
Midland
I'm from NYC which makes sense the brooklyn/new york accent died a while ago.
>>28525051
>people also liked these quizzes:
>how gay are you
95% midland. I'm in Ohio. Pretty much expected that desu.
>>28525211
if i was you i would morph it to sound as little southern as possible, cuz southern is such a shit tier accent
>>28525105
Me too.
I guess most not native English speakers get it.
>>28525420
Here mate. Have an actual clickbait quiz site. I got paid $20 to make a Star Wars quiz on it.
https://www.quotev.com/quiz/7289673/What-color-lightsaber-would-you-have
Born and raised in the south but have hardly any southern accent quirks. I've been told before I have a voice good for radio.
The Midlands.... I'm from Texas
I am from minnesota. But I don't sound like the characters from fucking fargo.
>>28525471
> implying a hot grill with a southern accent isn't the hottest thing in the world
>>28525200
Philly here. But I'm from New York.
I think it's just the autism accent.
Arlington, Texas.
It's about 20-30 minutes from Dallas.
>>28525051
got this as a western leafcuck.
>>28525709
its a turn off, she's obviously only into fucking her dad and brother
That test < this test.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html
I'm Canadian, did I answer wrong or something?
Got Midland. Accurate since I'm from midwest.
Durham NC, got midlands but that's bullshit being that I slur my syllables into sentences with the best of them.
I got Midland but I live near Dallas. I always knew I had no accent even though I'm Hispanic.
>>28525833
Seems fairly accurate.
>95% midwest
>tfw live in upstate new york
my mom was born in the midwest so it makes sense
>>28525833
this one guessed my location right, so that's neat
Midland
>"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
From Pennsylvania
told me i have a boston accent but i'm from philly
worthless shit
>tfw i live in texas
not everyone in texas sounds like a cowboy
>tfw when you'll never have an american accent and will always be stuck with a pleb aussie accent
>>28526011
Texas is probably the least "southern" of the southern states. Unless you're in West Texas it's just another populated American state.
>>28526028
Aussie accents sound cool.
Whoa, I'm from right outside Philly.
I got the Midwest.
I was born in Washington state and I've lived here all my life, and I've never lived more than 45 minutes from the Canadian border
>>28525833
op here, yeah i got about the same area
>Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
no, it's SODA. only faggots call it >pop
>>28525051
I've been in California my whole life, always known I sounded different to people around me. I looked up a video of this accent and the guy sounded eerily similar to me. Nice to have an accent to point to when people ask me why I "sound bored".
This fucking thing probably just gives you an answer based off your ip location.
>>28525051
>The west
I lived in Colorado for 24 years so yeah, thats about right.
>>28526028
as an american i think aussie accents sound pretty cool
Oregon
9bcxxs
>>28526127
butthurt cuz you have a lame accent?
>>28526028
the accent is kinda cool, the way you guys fucking speak is disgusting though
>>28525833
yeah this test got me square on the nose i live just outside pittsburgh
>>28526107
hyuck hyuck ownlay fay gyits call that thur stuff pawp not sowduh. pawps an uhnkill frehd pell lay duh spushull gayme we aint suh pose tuh tawk bowt wid straynjurs
>>28526092
And this
>Drove through liquor store
These are a thing?
>he doesn't have an alpha New York accent
Ohhhh
>>28526218
idk i don't drive so idk if those are real but we do have a few beer stores in PA called beer barn so i just picked that
>>28526218
Yeah, I've seen them in Georgia when I visited. I think it's just a south thing, but I'm not entirely sure.
>>28525051
Raised in Northern California, now in the desert Southwest
>>28526264
look at this purple faggot
>>28526218
They're called Brew-Thru's. Very popular in beach towns. They're really not all that great once you get past the novelty of it, though.
Not American. Makes sense I guess though, my favorite show is "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"
>>28526107
>Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
>no, it's SODA. only faggots call it >pop
Pop?, Soda? Nope it's a coke.
what the hell? i grew up in alaska and live in NC why do i have a cali accent
>>28525051
I have 83% Midland
My dad is from Ohio, but I was born in Arizona and grew up in Texas.
>>28526332
>coke
its tonic you faggot
fellow /midlandmasterrace/ checking in
>tfw no southern belle qtpi accent gf
end me tbqh
>>28526352
No, no it isn't.
Tonic is a very specific thing. If you think otherwise you're either underaged or a try hard.
>>28525051
>tfw I'm a southern boy that was born in CT
>>28525051
The normal American one. I live in the Midwest and have the kind of accent you usually hear on TV.
Lmaooooo West Coast for life right? Lol!
End my accent-less suffering
>>28525874
nc here as well. same result. test confirmed retarded.
>>28526367
coke literally refers to the brand of the drink though and thats even more wrong
its tonic
Who /radiohost/ here
>>28526064
Florida or Virginia for the least southern southern states imo
>but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?"
Lol pretty much spot on. I grew up in Michigan, but when I moved to the southwest, I'd get asked a ton of questions like that about my accent. I didn't even realize I had a different accent, prior to moving.
>Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
Yes. And I pronounce it "pahhp". I also pronounce box like "bahhx".
>>28525826
Mad ass yuppie detected
>>28526410
Tonic WATER is carbonated water with quinine added. It cannot be tonic WATER if it doesn't have quinine.
Literally only tonic WATER has quinine.
Coke is used by many southerners to refer to all types of sodas.
Like how people say "kleenex" for all tissues or "hoover" for all vacuum cleaners.
>>28526461
all of those are fucking stupid tho. retarded ass backwoods shit.
>>28526218
Had them here in New Mexico until 2000
Lot of wanted to keep them, claimed it helped the handicapped buy liquor
If a guy came into the store and had teen girls with him, law made us card the group, in the car only the driver was carded
Same time they outlawed open containers in the car too
Place I worked had a special drive up entrance and it was lined with concrete Jersey barriers, most of our customers were to drunk to stand and could barely drive
New Mexico is getting tough now, after your 10th DUI/DWI it jumps from a misdemeanor to a 4th degree felony
News always laughs when some turd gets his 25th, 50th DUI, lots of laughs
My grandfather used to drink a 6 pack from Albuquerque to Santa Fe when I was a kid, no seatbelts, speeding and tossing the empties out the window
Not much has changed
relevant www.washingtonpost.com/video/c/embed/3ef471c2-0760-11e4-9ae6-0519a2bd5dfa
>>28526381
According to this, I may be mistaken for a Canadian. Dude weed.
lived in ohio for the first 9 years of my life, been living in florida for the past 10 years since
also got midland in the test from op
Where are my Southern Canadians at?
>>28526410
coke is any soda, Coca-Cola or Coke is the brand, next thing you will insist that Mountain Dew is better than Mello Yello
>>28525694
another MN robot here. Never seen Fargo tbo.
Checks out, I guess I fit the stereotype from the movie "Fargo" because I live in Fargo.
>>28526524
Southwestern Ontario here, i got this funnily enough. Seems fitting.
I answered "different" for everything and got 100% Philadelphia
>tfw correct pronunciation
>>28525051
Yeah that's accurate
>go on vacation out of state last year to Maine to restaurant
>"would you like dessert or cah-ffee?"
>"yeah I'll have some caw-fee"
>waiter gets thrown off
>at that moment I realized how annoying my accent must be
Ffs no wonder why the rest of America doesn't like us
>Well, strictly speaking, the only way to not have an accent is to not speak.
>"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent."
which is it?
>>28526602
caw-feeeee
>>28526569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-XEHwUBubk
You seriously sound like this???
>>28526609
It means you have the standard American accent that is on TV. The one that people don't really think of as an accent.
>>28526609
both. no accent at home, but if you are abroad everyone can tell youre an ameriburger
>>28525051
Midland accent
I just sound monotone imo, like a broken text to sound voice
I slur a lot too but thats because I hardly have the energy to bother enunciating things properly
>>28526631
In a less pronounced way, yes. I know many people who speak just like that, though. Good movie. The "uh huh" at 0:46 is exactly spot on.
>>28526621
Also phrases like
>CHAW-COLATE
>hey I'm walkin' here!
>>28525105
Just as I thought, I pronounce words pretty clearly.
>>28526590
I'm Torontonian. Mostly everyone here is monotone, almost no Minnesota-esque accents
The "normal as fuck" accent.
no accent master race
I'm Canadian and I got North Central
>>28526701
I'm not even that far away from you, about 3 hours away. Sarnia.
Funny how accents work out like that.
>>28525778
Dude Bro Mansfield, I got the same.
Arlington Confirmed for north.
>>28525541
Ayy, me too
I guess living in the suburbs prevents me from sounding like John Wayne
>almost no Northeastfags ITT
Stop adopting the bland West Coat cuck dialect like all your trendy fag friends. Speak like Tony Soprano and be proud of it, ya stunad
philly boys
grew up in jersey and have lived in philly for a while now
makes sense for me from Philly
>>28525051
Midland
>>28525833
This
I'm not special at all
>>28526825
Samefag
Apparently I talk like a Missourifag
>>28525833
I'm from pennsylvania
>tfw sound like a normal person except I say "youse guys" like a fucking hick
>Inland North
I'm from SoCal.
>outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot
Wow pretty good test since it recognized me as the Canadian I am.
Northeast accent, makes sense I guess because I'm from New Jersey
>>28525051
Got midland
is from Arizona
>>28525709
No he's right. Southern is as shit an accent as possible in American English
>>28528335
Boston or really high midwestern are worse imo
>>28525051
Born in Washington state
Spent most of my life in Europe
Currently living in Alaska
I am not surprised with my results.
>>28525694
>>28526533
i'm from Los Angeles but I got the exact same score as you two (86% north central)
my mom's canadian though so that's probably why
>>28525833
>got 90% Northeast in first test and Providence, Boston, and Worcester in second test
>Lived in La all my
Wtf, how?
I have Russia accent...
Took it out of boredom. Pretty fitting result sinceI'm Canadian
"North Central"
>Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot
I'm Canadian. Spot on little test
I just did iy while riding the metro to work. And I got "The Inland North" and I'm from Sweden. What areas would constitute the inland north?
I live in Massachusetts
Looks like bullshit.
And if I get stopped by a crooked ass cop I'm a put a bullet in a pig
Shit ain't even close to right anon
Perfect score. I'm from New York City and people can immediately tell.
>>28529248
Huh, I got "Inland North" despite being from Missouri.
![4KZGNPv[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EcFfUPF.png "4KZGNPv[1].png")
lived in sweden all my life
I'm from Wisconsin- so this is pretty accurate
>>28526701
I'm from about 30 minutes from Toronto and I currently live there, and nobody's ever told me I have a noticeable accent.
Also the people from Fargo sounded weird as fuck to me and I've never met anyone who talks like that, so I don't know what's going on there.
austria here
I do indeed live in Philly.
>>28529966
>>28525833
This one guessed pretty accurately too.
Queen's English here and I think I probably answered just the same as Sweden and New York
>>28529431
>>28529679
>>28525051
From NY but I got a midland accent.
You all have qt accents 2bh. Americans have qt accents.
I'm a Britbong so I guess this one makes sense.
Midland
I'm from Philly. To be fair I'm a nog and I try to speak properly.
>>28525051
>grow up in texas
>decide i don't want to sound like a dumb hick
>learn to talk like they do on TV instead
>get midland accent on quiz
I guess I'm okay with this. Sometimes I wish I had a southern accent, since it'd make me a bit more distinctive, but idk if it would be worth it.
>>28525051
It's a bit misleading; just because I identify as using the word crawdad doesn't mean the rest of my accent is typical of the region. Ozarkian twang only comes out when I'm very angry/drunk/emotional. So not very.
>>28531012
It very much depends on the language and the country/ social class of the listener.
>>28529859
Fargo the movie has the extreme exaggerated form of the accent, but it has basis in reality. Just as Bugs Bunny has a basis in older NJ/NYC accents.
Now an American accent I'd love to have that doesn't exist anymore is Al Smith's - old school working class Brooklyn, if I remember right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Y6B6b2wk0dY#t=107
>>28525536
I think a lot of us raised Southern worked hard to escape the stereotypical sound.
>>28525051
Lived in Georgia all my life
>>28525051
Bwaston
>>28525051
I didn't expect that.
>>28531887
Hey mab, what part of Philly you at?
>>28533080
*man TBO
textless are for faggots
im a faggot
i suck cocks
fuck the robot
oregano
>>28525051
I'm Bulgarian and have never been to the US
My results were nearly ideally Boston
What do?
>>28533124
>make post
>kill thread
every fucking time
>>28525833
close enough faggot
>>28533124
>>28533287
don't worry senpai I'll save you
This quiz may have been developed by an autist, but I can't argue it's accurate because I am from MN
>>28526218
we call them beer barns in texas
some are called beer gardens
from nebraska
not bad
>>28533338
I actually got those boston results from the nytimes test a few months ago
>>28525833
Ausfag here.
What the fuck does this mean?
I live in central Illinois so this is actually extremely accurate.
I genuinely don't think I have an accent, but when I lived in Mississippi for a while everybody told me I had a "country" accent, which I thought was weird
>>28525211
I got Midlands too but I'm from Florida
>>28526659
That's really a thing I thought it was a joke on the Simpson
>>28525105
Same, wich is weird because in a similar test on another site i got california.
I'm from the south. So the quiz was close, but I'm not sure why the northeast and the south would be so close together like that when the accents are much different.
Surprise, I'm actually German
Hoosier reporting in
PLZ DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T RE-POST THIS COMMENT YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. POST THIS TO 5 THREADS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
>>28534532
Don't worry guys
