So robots, assuming you find that perfect girl, how would you ask her to marry you? What would be your perfect proposal?
>>28524925
bonk stone on head, takum back cave
>>28524925
"Do you want to end up stuck with me so we can eat food and play games till we die? If not that's cool."
>>28524925
>how would you ask her to marry you?
I wouldn't. If she truly was perfect, marriage would be pointless. Our relationship would be fine without it.
>>28525060
Way to not make it real in the eyes of God
>>28524925
I would say "hey Bebe I wanna put my penis in your bum. And I will wiggle a little and sticky sauce will go on your bum checks legs back and other parts of your body. We will do this daily and so I want to marry you. So what do you say? Yes!? I'm so glad you maid me the happiest frog poster in za warudo."
>>28524925
Depends on the girl. I'd want to make it special for her. For example, this one girl I knew loved Audrey Hepburn and her favorite movie was Breakfast at Tiffany's, so I'd propose to her by taking her on a trip to New York and arranging a visit to the real Tiffany's. Assuming the staff would be willing to help me out, I'd set up a plan for the engagement ring to be engraved with our names and given to her at the store in a Cracker Jack box.
>>28525163
Given the current prevalence of divorce and sin in the world, I hardly think avoiding marriage would be that big of a bother.
>>28525163
How come theres christfags in all my threads?
>you're pregnant, guess you have to marry me.
>>28525194
>>28525204
I'll pray for your souls. I just hope you'll do the same for me
>>28525169
That's so thoughtful and adorable, I would definetly say yes
>>28525249
Get the fuck off of /r9k/ and do something better with your life.
>>28525249
I'll probly think of you when I jerk off... or take a shit.
>>28525249
Since you're a baiting "christian" what are your thoughts on polygamy?
>>28525204
I'm not Christ faggot. I am a spongebob poster. Re-read my comment. >>28525221
>>28524925
I won't. I'll just not act up on my emotions and get cucked.
>>28525282
I'm not a Muslim, marriage is for only one man, one woman, and are almighty god, God
>>28525257
Thanks, but it's all fantasy anyway.
>>28525357
Why dont you ask her out anon? What happened to you two?
>>28525450
We did go out but broke up. Heck, we didn't even date that long nor was the breakup that bad. I just have a tendency to invest to much of myself in a relationship from the start. I'm the type of guy to imagine a whole life with a girl when she gives me the time of day.
