We had one a couple days ago and it turned out to be fun. Let's hear your best bars.
I'm the meme master, spell caster og
anal fisured, grand wizard mc
level 30, from the dirty
r-9-triple oh baby (a triple) !
piss jug extraordinaire
that doesn't care
if his pubic hair could scare the seat of his computer chair
a neet that's too aware
with no beat or a snare
i don't need a job
i just take what is there
everyday i arrive to the board
in an '09 honda accord
rushing passed your kinda a Ford
to take as many memes as my hard drive can store
i'm a pirate and i'm climbing aboard
to bend you over your keyboard
and penetrate you with my slimy silicon sword
Moot please untie me I'm bored.
I want you to come find me and award
me the title of fun rhyming shitposting lord
[original work of art fammajamma]
bump? anybody want to drop some dank bars?
>>28525109
My raps is sick like niggas with no healthcare
I'm jealous of them NEETs livin life on welfare
Gotta wake up in the morning to be a wage cuck
If you think that's good, you a house nigger slave, bruh
Fuck dollars and greedy bosses, breaking our backs for mad profit
Just wanna stay home, and smoke kush till I'm coughin
Beat my dick to some traps like General Akbar
Think you can best me in raps? You won't get that far
>>28526742
>>28525140
bars
original comment
>>28526742
Far I will I take it
When I wake up I will bake it
EZ bake oven
IMA be a shogun
My dick in you mommas bee hole
She be yellin nigga I can't see more
Of them then nasty ass ole wagecucks
Out on the street making the bucks
I be only suckin NEET dick
Fuckin wagies make me sick
Straight to my stomich
Kid you gonna cum it
All ovah my face
Bitch my kids a disgrace
Yo
Got a bad bitch who be quick to assist
if my dick getting stiff or I'm needing a spliff
of the shit that I hit before go spit
a verse that be lit I never will quit
>>28526836
Shovin not shogun
>>28526742
based
orthogonal comment
>>28525109
>>28525140
One minute to type that out? Lmao
I got problems, I'm not frontin
Never had a girlfriend and it's somethin
Gives my mind pain like a shitty blunt
Makes me feel every chick is a fucking cunt
Let me be blunt, gettin fed up
Life for a robot's a motherfuckin set up
Never invited where the party's at
Work a ead end job like in Caddyshack
But dope bars I be spittin
If you sip what I spill we can chill, then
Got love for my fellow 'bots
though we don't roll in bugatis or big yachts
This board is our corner
Plottin some crazy shit like James Dorner
Betas comin up with plans
"Don't come to school" I say to my senpaitachi
BRRRRRRAAAAA
>>28526994
>senpaitachi
Should have been F A M S. Didn't know that was filtered too. fuck
Here I come, back for round two
Was in a thread like this once, dunking fools
All these normies think I'm a scrub
But I got meme magic so check these dubs
>>28526742
>My raps is sick like niggas with no healthcare
ahah, reminded me of an old song I haven't listend to in years. Thanks
>>28526994
It's Chris Dorner senpai.
>>28527100
bruhhadf
>>28527128
Just fuck my shit up in an original fashion famfam.
>>28527034
for future reference, you can also use famalams
>>28525109
Straight from Space here to steal your girl.
She'll ditch your lame pinto for my Ufo.
The Galaxy Kno she a golddigging ho.
The only green she wants now is my dick tho.
>>28527241
Holy shit, look, it's a fucking alien
Time for me to go off the rap rails again
You're short and green, you're an ET manlet
Don't need the MIB to show up, I can handle it
Your rhymes are weak just like your squishy body
So take a seat, cause you'll never score a hottie.
This board is not for robots, it's not that 52 area
You need to get your foreign ass out, I'll even carry ya
Here come that dat boi
Oh shit waddup
You know it ain't no ploy
Cuz I still be get-tin those dubs
