You're chilling at home, having a good time, and those fine higher-class Chilean gentlemen park their car outside your house and proceed to blast reggaeton at max volume for the next hours.
What do you do?
>>28682854
roast a bone with those chile dogs, homes
>>28682854
listen to los wachiturros
>>28682854
wave my gun around and tell those niggers to get off my lawn
I honestly feel like this website fucked up my personality. My sense of humour is too dark for most people to relate and i don't feel like i belong to the group of 'normal people' anymore.
I don't know what the fuck is happening to me
How do i get out of this fucking hell???
I feel the same anon, the only person who thinks I have a sense of humor is my dad. Maybe he just understands dark humor better than the normies.
>>28682850
Get banned.
>>28682850
>How do I get out of this hell!
You can't dumbass, We will always be rejected no matter what
>make a tumblr
>somehow make a bunch of friends with some sjws, lesbians, trans/nb people and all that
>learning a whole bunch of stuff, try to avoid actually getting involved
>get invited to a 'secret sjw forum' (just a forum thats invite-only for this circle of tumblr users)
>they're some of the nicest people I've ever met
>I'm cis, male, white andgay...
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>>28682774
No shit we're the bad guys
How stupid are you
That is called 'love-bombing'. It's a cult strategy. Don't get groomed, my man.
well of course you aren't going to have toxic arguments in a closed forum. /r9k/ and all of 4chan is anonymous and well open to the public, meaning it gives full freedom of speech to whomever wants to speak.
Of course they are going to be inclusive. They don't want their safe space being rattled.
Also
>I'm cis, male, white and gay
fag
>parents walked in on me masturbating to pictures of men
>they now think I am gay
what do
>>28682737
tell them that you're bisexual
>>28682737
You are gay, lad
>>28682737
Ask your dad to fuck your boypussy
tfw got a work experience at an old folks home
sounds depressing
>>28682744
tfw cant get a paying job cuse i have little experience
>>28682773
same here, 25 virgin fuck up social anxiety bitchy boy hyper sensitive touchy crying emotional child masquerading as man self esteem non existent, confidence in self on hatred levels
Hi robots,
I know that most of you are virgins like me, now I am 30 years old and haven't even held hands with a woman in my life. Do you have any advice of how I can rape a woman with no marks? I am too poor to go to prostitues and too ugly for women to look at me. However, I have a high IQ and am not autistic and I am sure I could successfully use a plan to finally rape a woman.
I could even make use of advice to talk with women, but I have nothing interesting to talk about, as I spend my whole day shitposting on 4chan.
Gonna be pretty hard if you can't get one to talk to you.
>>28682675
>wizard
>not autistic
pic only one
>>28682764
I have already said I have a high IQ, as a matter of fact I am a teaching assistant at the Uni
Hi wagecuck. I'm at Dominican Republic right now relaxing from my busy and fulfilling life. How'd I afford it, you ask? Neetbucks! YOU, my wagie, are PAYING to PAMPER me,
But I deserve this nice 2 week vacation. Maybe I'll hire an escort later to relive my balls. Hmm... ;)
Did you honestly shrink that picture and name it image.jpg to make it seem like you're posting on a phone on some sandy beach? Holy fuck dude.
>>28682520
Because I AM on a sandy beach, wagecuck. I don't have time to find a computer, and I don't wanna leave this gorgeous beech... Ah!
>>28682520
We are reaching new autism levels
I fucked up bad, /r9k/.
>Be me
>In school, I'm in Tech Ed
>Tech Ed teacher says we need to make a 3D model with the inventor app and build it out of wood
>Challenge accepted
>Make model of a cabin, pretty decent, has a from porch and everything
>Ask my dad for help with the building part
>Dad is a bro and says yes
>We...
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>dismantle project
>glue it back together in class
Truly learning for life
>>28682396
try to convince your teacher to give you another assignment instead, OP.
I can understand that he wouldn't want you to sit doing nothing, but it's kinda a dick move that he would make you redo the whole project.
>tfw no cutie black GF to fuck in ass
>>28682365
This looks so peaceful honestly
>>28682365
what a shitty photo. She's like an advertisement for assfucking.
>>28682365
Try leaving your basement first virgin, it's not like they're just going to gravitate towards your house while you shitpost on 4chan.
Literally why the fuck am I such a mental loser?
I have disgusting fetishes, my personality is trash (get jealous/sad any moment), have depression/want suicide, started to have halluzinations lately, what to destroy my own body in an absolutely gruesome way. What is it the fuck is it /r9k/ and how do I get rid of it?
Loneliness? Lack of self confidence? Self hate?
Remember you can have a great day, if you make it a great day.
>>28682331
stop listening to die antwood
>>28682331
It's 4chan, stop browsing this shitty place.
Is it true that women can take the pain of getting a tattoo better than men?
Tattoos are for normies, fuck off normie
Looks like some people support OP's claim.
>>28682283
Anyone can handle the pain of being one. Good luck living with the pain of having one.
>Mom says she doesn't want me on that 4chan anymore
>say I will stop
>don't
Anyone else /Devilish/ in here?
>Order pizza
>Delivery guy says "Have a nice day"
>Don't
Jokes on that guy
>Walking in park
>See do not walk on grass sign
>Walk on it
>Walk dog in park
>sign says I have to pick up his poop
>Don't
I'm out guys.
youre missing the rainbow thigh highs
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
Godspeed frankenstein
Is anyone else a happy robot? I mean, I'm KHV + I've never talked to a girl my age for more than 20 seconds, but I still happily NEET through my life, while actually making some money.
Animu girls are filling the tfw no gf void and I live with my single mother so it's not like I'm lonely, and I woukd never trade this life for the chad's one.
I hate myself, but I'm happy hating myself.
>>28682253
I'm happy too, I have memes
I have all the weed and LSD I will ever need
I have plenty of time for making progressive music
I make enough money for myself
I could hit the gym but Im a lazy fucking turd
I am not social and I'm still miles away from getting myself a girlfriend but I am not miserable by any stretch of the word
I am happy my man
Fembots, how would it make you feel if you knew someone was masturbating to your Facebook photos?
Hot? Maybe slightly slutty?
Or creeped out?
Have you ever done this yourself?
>fembots
>having facebook
>having guys fap to them
catch up on your arr-nine-kay lingo
>Chad
Flattered, aroused
>Anon
Horrified, outraged, violated
ect ect ect
>>28682208
honestly every girl a guy meets, he has had a wank thinking about them, its just the way it is, the way society has evolved