Hi wagecuck. I'm at Dominican Republic right now relaxing from my busy and fulfilling life. How'd I afford it, you ask? Neetbucks! YOU, my wagie, are PAYING to PAMPER me,
But I deserve this nice 2 week vacation. Maybe I'll hire an escort later to relive my balls. Hmm... ;)
Did you honestly shrink that picture and name it image.jpg to make it seem like you're posting on a phone on some sandy beach? Holy fuck dude.
>>28682520
Because I AM on a sandy beach, wagecuck. I don't have time to find a computer, and I don't wanna leave this gorgeous beech... Ah!
>>28682520
We are reaching new autism levels
>>28682471
Hi fellow NEET, I'm doing the same in Spain. An escort does sound tempting, I agree. I might head down to the brothel
ITT: basement poster pretends that being on welfare is akin to living like a rich person.
It's welfare. You aren't fooling anyone.
Do you use cheez whiz or that spray cheese in a can when you make your cheese sandwiches for the week? And do you splurge on real cool aid or that fake stuff?
What's it's like literally living like a nigger in Detroit on welfare and then pretending you are an investment banker?
How is the Dominican Republic like this time of year?
I'm saving my income for my once a decade week long vacation.
>>28682771
They give people enough welfare to live pretty gud life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyRpBfeJnQk
>>28682771
Nope, I'm on disability so I get to be a NEET and live a fun lavish lifestyle under the stupid wagecuck's buck.
Ahh, this $20 margarita is quite refreshing!
we're never gonna get laid are we
>>28682812
Why do you want t get laid? holy fuck some robots man. Sex is disgusting, the feelings you get are no different than masturbation. Remaining pure is the greatest accomplishment you can achieve.
>>28682471
Thisis a very good vacation. I just woke up in a 5-star hotel, after taking a 16-hour nap. Maybe I should take another one soon, just for kicks.
>>28682471
>paying to make neets leave the country
I'm down for that.
>>28682471
>smugwojak.jpeg guy always approving OP
>OP posting some meme
Keep the memes on!
