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Hi robots, I know that most of you are virgins like me, now
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Hi robots,

I know that most of you are virgins like me, now I am 30 years old and haven't even held hands with a woman in my life. Do you have any advice of how I can rape a woman with no marks? I am too poor to go to prostitues and too ugly for women to look at me. However, I have a high IQ and am not autistic and I am sure I could successfully use a plan to finally rape a woman.

I could even make use of advice to talk with women, but I have nothing interesting to talk about, as I spend my whole day shitposting on 4chan.
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Gonna be pretty hard if you can't get one to talk to you.
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>>28682675
>wizard
>not autistic

pic only one
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>>28682764
I have already said I have a high IQ, as a matter of fact I am a teaching assistant at the Uni
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>>28682675
I had sex last night with my girlfriend. I'm 18 years old. What a strange world we live in :)
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>>28682675
Find a hooker on craigslist. When you get there, just threaten her with a knife or something, fuck her, and leave. How can you have a "high IQ" but not think of the classic "rape the hooker?"
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>>28682864
Yeah but that would be too easy
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>>28682789
>teaching assistant at the Uni
This doesn't take a high IQ. Now not even getting a master's degree is indicative of anything. Unless you've got a PhD in a STEM field you can gtfo with your IQ memes
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>>28682962
I am an associate teaching assistant with a PhD in Computer Science so yeah I'm probably much smarter than you
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>>28683027
Well, better hash it out by arguing over made up credentials on 4chan, as my father says.
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>>28682864
I have already went to the gym once.
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>>28683088
That's my real picture, I really don't give a fuck anymore at this point
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>>28683129
Then rape a hooker. Its a fail-safe. Though I find it hard to believe that a TA or adjunct can't save 100 dollars to get laid... Would you just prefer rape?
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>>28683027
>teaching assistant
Basically a McJob. Nursing is a step up and it's for women.
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>>28683291
My job isn't the fucking matter here. I can live just fine with what I earn, I have enough money for food and I don't spend on anything else as I live with my parents.
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>>28683422
where are you from? states? EU?
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>>28683579
Eastern Yurop.
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>>28683604
tartu?
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>>28683611
<-- jah -->
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>>28683702
Sa meenutad yhte vanat klassivenda. Kui ma arvan 6igesti siis ma elan sinust umb 100m eemal. R?
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>>28682675
>sell computer
>pay whore

why make it difficult?
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>>28682675
sex is overrated, don't do it bro
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>>28682792
I do wish I didn`t have to type anything onto here.
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>>28685329
I am pretty comfy with how much sex I have. Wish you could enjoy it like i do tbo
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>>28685400
You would have me post all of my bait images,won`t you?I myself,don`t give a rat`s ass about vaginas,but OP`s story which might be bait as well is quite sad and does not deserve mockery.
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>>28682675
>A SLA-based method for big-data transfers with multi-criteria optimization constraints for IaaS
Pretty slick Cristian...
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