>Mom says she doesn't want me on that 4chan anymore
>say I will stop
>don't
Anyone else /Devilish/ in here?
>Order pizza
>Delivery guy says "Have a nice day"
>Don't
Jokes on that guy
>Walking in park
>See do not walk on grass sign
>Walk on it
>Walk dog in park
>sign says I have to pick up his poop
>Don't
>>28682268
You wouldn't steal tendies from a baby would you anon...
>13 year old posts her boobs on a small asking forum and asks if it's normal to have already such big boobs at her age
>say her she should delete this post because many evil man are on the internet
>my comment is the most liked comment
>what nobody knows i saved her pic on my pc and fapped to it for 2 months.
>Professor says to have all labs and quizzes completed by midnight last night or else we won't get credit for them
>don't turn in anything
>fail class as a result
>have to drop out
Fucking normie professor sure get BTFO tbphwy
> out walking, keeping to myself, not looking at anyone or walking near anyone
> two girls jogging toward me
> don't look at either of them, keeping to myself and in no way affecting anyone's life
> once they pass, one of them says "that guy was so fucking creepy"
> anger pierces my heart
> devise a plan
> themostdangerousgame.exe
> turn on my heel and follow them, easily keeping pace with my oppressive 6'3" skeleton stride
> pick up a long, straight pine branch from the ground as I jog after them
> path follows a hairpin turn so I cut through the brush
> they pass me without noticing
> step out and throw the branch like a boomerang at their ankles
> one girl trips up, knocking into the other girl and dragging her down
> both girls are crying, the girl has a bloody knee and forehead, the other complaining of a sprained ankle
>"I didn't even see the branch!"
> retreat into the bushes, walk back the way I was going and continue with my day
Karma's a bitch, innit? Keep those rude comments to yourselves, roastie cunts
>say 'See you soon!' to a m8 after hanging out
>next day move to another country and never see them again
>>28683662
whoa top-notch BTFOing tbqh my familial familia
>>28683428
You say her good and trick is good, your
