I am happy being unhappy.
How normal people view unhappiness is how I view happiness.
If I am happy. I feel I am lying to myself and it feels fake.
But if I am unhappy. I feel more fulfilled and aware of reality. Which makes me happy.
Can someone explain this?
You're sulky and pretentious.
Actually that is pretty good, anon
>>28724413
Are you sure you're not confusing happiness with being content?
HOW DO I UNINSTALL AUTISM ?
a killer brain disease
>>28724339
That's easy.
Go into your control panel.
Click on 'remove programs'
uninstall gentoo
weed kills autism. legalize faster
Why do so many people here seem to agree with Hitler on women's role in society?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRlfbUr852o
>>28724303
Hitler was the last hope for the European peoples. Even today the elites are scared of his ideas regaining traction, because they know that if the people of Europe awaken they are fucked
>>28724303
>implying things like mutterkreuz do not imply gynocentrism
People here tend to have been shit on and ignored by society all of their lives, so naturally we gravitate towards ideologies and philosophies opposed to the prevailing morals of society. Since society (in the west at least) is generally structured around liberal democracy, people here tend towards far right ideologies like Fascism or Nazism.
Is it possible to be Chad when you're not good looking?
>>28724235
no
original commento for fuck sake
yes if your a nigger
you can be a tyrone even if your face as shit
>>28724235
Yes if your a tough guy
moemoemoemoemoemoemoemoemoemoe
NOMOE
>>28724572
very moe
>>28724782
zero moe
> the world owes you nothing, you arent entitled to anything.
> YOU HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY!!
>>28724191
The first point is true
The second one is a meme, though it's not very hard to contribute to "society" in some way
>>28724191
Solidarity when they like it, oppression when they dont.
>>28724191
You have an obligation to contribute to society if you have the ability to do so. If you're an antisocial, amoral NEET robot sucking on that buxteat, nobody will expect shit from you.
If people are pressuring you to do something with your life, it's probably because you're a failed normie who used up your parents' hard-earned resources but have nothing to show for it.
>go to week-long workshop
>meet qt and we somehow hit it off
>she lives on opposite side of the country
>when I leave she can't stop touching me and says "we have unfinished business" and kisses me
>we keep in touch
>fastforward6months.gif
>make plans to see each other
>rent cabin in the forest in the area where...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28724187
king cuck
how are you even still alive
i find it hard to believe but i'm still laughing
>>28724271
not sure if this is good enough proof, but here's me telling my one friend about it.
>>28724586
oh god
this is not happening
jesus christ m9-1
like i'm truly speechless , i have nothing fun or good to say, it's just baffling people still fall for the 3d mayonnaise, how much money did you lose for this bitch??
Do you guys know what an average weekend is like for a normal person? Not just at night when they usually go out to bars or whatever but like, a normal Saturday and Sunday afternoon
this applies for most young professionals out of school and with a 9 to 5 job monday through friday.
>friday afternoon
>get out of work
>check phone
>0-10 messages
>possible invites to happy hour, birthday gatherings, "X friend is in town for the weekend, help me show them a good time" type of gatherings, etc
>if nothing seems attractive, ignore
>either go home alone, go hang out with roommates, or go see gf/bf and hang out in a private setting
>if you go for one of the invites, go home, shower, head out, hit the bar/house for pregame until 10:30 then head out to a club/lounge and dance/chill until 2am, then go home or go to someone else's house to keep it going until 4 or 5am and pass out in someone's couch
>saturday morning
>wake up
>if not at home, gather stuff, find a ride home, and sleep through the afternoon
>if home, wake up refreshed, have breakfast, maybe work out if it's in the routine
>check phone and facebook, see if any invites for any bbq's, day birthday parties, pool parties, sport watching events, etc
>if nothing catches your attention, message friends about previous night and see if anyone wants to hang out, watch a movie, etc something easy to relax from the loud night
>if you find something fun, shower, get dressed, buy a bottle of alcohol suitable for the occasion, and then go
>saturday 7pm
>getting hungry, depending on your situation you may be home, so cook, or at someone's event, so eat their food, or out with friends, so find a restaurant
>if spirits are up, go out to a bar/lounge/club again with friends and repeat friday night's evening
>if tired from previous night, head home by 10pm and sleep browsing facebook, nyt, reddit, etc
>>28724429
>sunday morning
>>if not at home, gather stuff, find a ride home, and sleep through the afternoon
>if home, wake up refreshed, have breakfast, maybe work out if it's in the routine
>some events may be going on that day, sunday is the day most normies play sports so maybe hit up your football/rugby/soccer/basketball crew and play for a couple hours
>in the...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28724429
>this is better to normies than being on the computer or gaming or watching things or reading or wanking all night
am I even the same race as normies?
Fuck it robot brothers, I'm doing it. I'm gonna actually try to do something tonight.
I'm tired of being alone every saturday night playing video games and shitposting on this board.
I'm going out tonight and i will make a friend. I will talk to a girl.
Wish me luck guys.
If thread is active when I get home, I'll report back
Just don't get your hopes up too high, in case things don't turn out. Good luck anyway OP.
>I'm going to go out and randomly talk to people
Yeah sure this is going to end swimmingly for you.
I wish a robot would say fuck it and spend all day asking girls out while recording it.
Pizza is the ultimate qt. She's so cute and pretty and just purely amazing. Not only is she very very cute, she also has a very nice personality.
She's just so great friends.
Is your s key stuck or something?
>she
That's one key stroke too many, friend.
Funny joke but please cut it out
GIRLS HAVE VAGINAS
My brother is 35 married but his wife can't have children.
My Sister is 32, still lives at home and has never had a serious boyfriend
I'm 23 handholdless, kissless etc.
Our family line is going to end. My Mum must be so disappointed.
Don't worry, if you go back far enough you'll find your mother came from a family line that branched out in other areas of the globe. While you're immediate family won't have a succession, your family line as a whole will survive.
And if that doesn't cheer you up, the sun will explode in a few billion years vaporizing the earth and humans will go extinct! So no one will survive in the end.
>>28723996
>my sister.
I know of one way you can make a pureblood child to carry on the family name...
>>28723996
>Our family line is going to end
Why do people care about this shit? It's not like intelligence or any worthwhile trait is conserved and has a 100% probability of being passed on if you have kids. You could still end up with dumb as fuck kids even if you were Einstein and your wife was Margaret Hamilton.
There is no reason to give a shit about passing on your family name or continuing your line. There is nothing of value you can pass on to your children.
roasties pls go
As someone once said about marriage, "Why make one man miserable when you could make a lot of men happy?"
Why isn't a woman who sleeps with 100 men a good person? If more women were like that maybe you wouldn't be a virgin.
>>28724011
le surely you are a virgin meme
You're a virgin.
A woman who sleeps with 100 men is a whore. Someone who has 100 sexual partners, period, has something broken deep inside.
>>28724038
It's really none of your business who other people are having sex with though, is it? Who made you Grand Inquisitor of everybody's sex lives?
How do I stop mumbling when I talk?
>>28723662
You don't
/thrae
>>28723662
>How do I stop mumbling when I talk?
Nope i was mumbling no one ever understands me
>>28723684
Stop lying faggot I know it's possible
I just want someone who is as eager to talk to me as I am to talk to them.
>>28723622
Hahahahahahahaha fucking faggot.
>>28723622
I'll chat you with you anon!
I mean... if you wanna :p
>>28723700
PLS BE INAuschwitz
Who else here /paranoia/? I have a few sinking fears:
>People walking in on me and hearing music through my headphones, and judging me on my music choice
>People reading my mind as I walk past them (so I think of something "normal" so they don't think I'm strange)
>Being watched through my webcam when I jack off/do things or people watching my screen; I feel like people drop inside jokes about what I jacked off to/look at on the internet while I talk with them.
These...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28723618
Shameless self-bump with another one:
>People thinking I shit too loud, so I overload the toilet with toilet paper to silence my shits
This usually leads to me clogging the toilet, so I wash my hands twice. Once after I shit, and the other after I fix the clog. Been happening more recently too.
>>28723618
You sound like my brother. He's an anxiety riddled paranoid fuck and it's the most irritating thing ever.
>>28723768
Yay.
I try not to let people I know I have these thoughts though, because that defeats the point of the paranoia, if that makes sense. I keep them to myself and try to not think about itlest I go mad and kill myself