OK, r9k here is a thing i made showing the difference between a GAY face and an aspie/Autist face some bongos cant tell the difference
Milo hunnnnnnnnnnggggggggGGGGGGGGG
what about a gay autist face
classify this guy
>You're the whitest [race] guy I know!
Any nonwhite anons tired of this shit?
>>28757760
No, because I'm not whitewashed.
>>28757760
I was called the whitest white guy once
I felt kinda proud because I was the best at something
Tired of non-whites existing? Absolutely!
>weed is not addicted.
How true is this bullshit?
I smoke weed but its such a fucking hassle to get it so I rarely smoke it and just go to the cigar shop and buy amarican made cigar for 2$. Weed is expensive as fuc. Even if its 10 for a gram
>>28757540
that american cigar wont get you high.
as for how addictive it is, it varies. some people are more prone to addiction then other. some people are addictive. some are obsessive. some people never experience a problem. some are no better than meth heads for some reason.
quit and find ou twhere you fall on the spectrum. booze maybe?
>>28757571
This.
Weed is different for everyone in all respects.
It can be physically addictive, despite protests from dudebros, but you're "probably" not going to suck dick for it.
>>28757540
>10 for a fucking gram
>bad by any means
You're insane! A gram can go up to $20 are you buying shit weed or something?!
Why do you still waste time eating food when you can subsist entirely on potato and oat gruel boiled in milk?
Can I add sardines?
>>28757488
>all carbs
No thanks, won't lose any fat that way
>>28757513
You could if you found a recipe it taste better with frozen strawberries and a little bit of whey if you want protein desu famalamadingdong
"It's okay Aya." You tell her with a smile. "I'll be back for sure tomorrow." You tell your childhood friend.
"You better!" She snaps at you. "It's... It's a bit scary here..." Even though Aya had a reputation of being mature in school, she was surprisingly childish. "It's scary in the hospital..." Aya shudders at the thought of ghosts lurking around the halls. Unfortunately for Aya she got into an accident. It was a horrible accident. It was a miracle she even survived that car crash.
"Eh?...
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>>28757437
[X] Write in
Yeah, yeah of course. Could I borrow 100 bucks off you real quick, sorry to be a bother, I just need to buy some bomb making supplies.
IT'S HIM
IT'S MOTHER FUCKING HIM
THE VN WRITING ANON
OH FUCK HOW I'VE MISSED YOU
HOW WE'VE MISSED YOU ANON.
NEVER STOP WRITING. WE TRULY LOVE YOUR WORK.
Anyway, I second this anon's answer
>>28757560
>>28757591
desu we should have checked our inventory first.
>be me
>Clinically depressed
>Occasionally get suicidal
>Always crave pic related when I'm in this state
>Don't have an obsession or even care about her after the suicidal tendencies are over
What's wrong with me Robros?
you've got a bad case of the weepies, and you like asian girls
can't say i blame you, friend
>>28757386
I don't what the weepies Implies but man I'm trying not to be a pussy. I don't cry. I really try to work this out.
I do like Asian girls, but it's this one single asian girl that gets me every time.
>>28757439
haha, i didn't mean to imply you're being a pansy, i just think "weepies" is a funny way to refer to depression
maybe shes hitting that perfect spot in your head where like every single feature looks appealing to you
its probably something that doesn't -need- a reason, y'know?
I'm going to tell you the tale of the wildest ride another human being has taken me on.
I was in a crazy part of my life as well. Also this turns into a feels story just give it a min.
>Be 19
>in a weird and gutterscum-y phase of my life
>work brings me no fulfillment so no job, depressed
>shoplift and couchsurf to survive
>can't figure out who I really am
>sort of a junkie...
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>>28757333
I can already tell this story is going to be fucking retarded.
>they start chasing me, I'm crying and shitting my pants
>I run down the street screaming help
>eventually make it to an alley next to this weird red house with a blue garage door
>the people inside run out of their yard and into the alley, willing to help me
>don't really trust fully because
>niggers
>bad part of town
>but...
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>we all walk inside together and sit, I finally get to inspect these other 4 that tried to rob me
>one of them is T H E qtst girl I've ever seen
>she had blue hair with black roots where the dye was starting to fade
>two qt pigtails
>Instantly start having feelings for her
>which was strange because at that point I thought I was 100% gay
>I sit down next...
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>Pedophiles preying upon child actors at Hollywood industry parties is rampant, Lords of the Rings star Elijah Wood claims.
>It was all organised," he told The Sunday Times.
> There are a lot of vipers in this industry, people who only have their own interests in mind.
>There is a darkness in the underbelly - if you can imagine it, it's probably happened.
>He said the abusers had long been protected by powerful figures...
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>An entire industry run by Jews is incredibly degenerate and shady
What else is new?
>>28757328
article plz.
bloggx
How long until he ends up dead for telling the truth?
Where are all my fellow kissless virgins at? Tell me about how shit your life is.
Wrong board buddy.
Try /vp/
Only if you give me a kiss first
>>28757166
no pain no gain faggot, you gotta battle through the hard times
Daily reminder that Personality trumps everything else
>>28757123
That's obviously his mom you dipshit.
>>28757123
That's his mom.
oregano
Well, then I'm.completely fucked.
How does this make you feel r9k? What do you think they're contributing to humanity right now?
"Ten ways leaving your tampon in fights the patriarchy!"
Feels pretty neutral
I dunno, are they in advertising? Graphic design? Something like that.
>10 Reasons Why Donald Trump is Literally Hitler
When was the last time you serviced a juicy BKC?
Asian masculinity is seriously some of the most hilarious shit ever
>>28757111
It's like having a toddler mad at you.
If it tries to hit you, all you have to do is put your hand on its head and they won't be able to hit you.
>>28757111
Bet you'd still wrap your lips around a Korean dong given half the chance
>people like this are allowed to exist while children slowly die of cancer every day
FUCK this gay earth
>studied the female body
trash
>everyone on /o/
>>28757091
Chad "gas all the robots" Garrison
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers...
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>>28757010
Why must you do this to me?
>An overweight, pasty, virgin robot took the time to write this for you
>You're not even going to say thanks.
>>28757134
i didn't want it
i'll give it a bump for effort though
>you're about to kill yourself
What song is playing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRt5wZNw46U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNHdHBtAdzA
Where is my mind - the pixies
>>28757086
nice one family original comment