>Anon! Me and Katjx are going down to the river to swim. Wanna come with?
>>28772896
>Katjx
wot?
>>28772896
yeah hey sure. it's been awhile since i've gone swimming. when are you going?
>>28772918
>responding seriously to these threads
You're more pathetic than those Indians commenting on porn videos.
>Dabble in music theory and composing
>Send my sketches of choir music to a bank
>Receive reply today
>They will grant me a 12 000 $ scholarship for developing my talent
>I have to keep it secret until an official statement is made with the press
>Constipated with excitement
>Make a post about it on a Korean cartoon forum
This shall be celebrated with...
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>>28772738
>I have to keep it secret until an official statement is made with the press
Great fucking job doing that
>>28772738
congrats but 12k isn't enough to live off of for more than a few months
>>28772775
pls dont take my money away
>tfw waiting for all degenerate drugs to clear my system before offing myself so to save my parents another layer of disappointment
>tfw each month I tell myself another lie just to avoid the inevitable suicide
You need to seek help mi amigo.
>>28772941
No, I need death.
>>28772677
Congratulations!
You've figured out the key to surviving crushing suicidal depression-- Ride out the storm. Another day. Another hour-- Every minute spent surviving is a small victory. Maybe life will never be all that great.
But finding a semblance of peace and acceptance in yourself is the ultimate victory. This peace means nothing if you're not alive to register it, to witness it unfold inside yourself.
I'm 36 and a chronic depressive. I've had to deal with it since...
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>Go to restaurant
>Waiter is black
>cops come to house
>they're white
>get shot and family sues state
>>28772628
>you refer to him as "boy"
>be black
>work at restaurant
>creepy skinny white twenty year old with terrible odor and bad skin comes in
>stammers out his order
>won't make eye contact
>goes home and insults me on 4chan
>I made consistent eye contact with every girl I spoke to today (2)
Feels good man
And they weren't my mom or ugly or old or something. Both were attractive girls my age. This is an accomplishment for me.
Cool man.
It's like you made love to them with your eyes
gj
>>28772737
It almost felt like it
>>28772609
Are you supposed to keep eye contact with someone the entire time you're taking to them?
I too talked with an attractive girl my age today, and its an extremely stressful situation and the most natural feels to just look over her shoulder or to the side, but I push myself to atleast look right into her eyes a little, and then I look to the side. Should I have looked into her eyes the entire time?
That sounds a bit intense, but I really have no clue.
>tfw drunk dad almost stabbed my mom again today
Just the usual stuff
Stand up for your mother
>>28772610
so he can kick my ass out of the house ?
no i dont have enough income yet to live on my own
>>28772637
You are a scum then. No matter what, you have to stand up for your mother
if so how can u be a robot?
>>28772543
Oh you know I just walk past the line of people standing there waiting to suck my dick.
Good 7 here
Also quiete wide. Normal condoms are too tight.
But doesnt interest cause still HKV
>>28772880
not really big...
Honest question, why does anyone want to be in a relationship. what is the point?
Relationships suck why would anyone want to.have one i mean. You get literally nothing out of it but drama violence and sadness in the end. its no different than doing heroine
You are trading a few.months maybe a year of happiness for years of shittyness,Its not worth it at all its high risk low return.
>"blah blah thats just unhealthy relationships"
bitch literally every single person ive ever known has suffered in a relationship.
You...
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You'll understand whenever you find your other half, anon. I pray that you find your soulmate one day... I wouldn't trade my lover for the world.
Your views are obviously based on your own experiences which are very different from those of most people, I'm sorry for this but it's obvious that you've made your mind up and no matter how many people explain to you the reasons why it could be worth it you'll reject them using your own anecdotal evidence.
If you really feel that way anon, that's your call
I can't tell if you're being serious or not, but if you're not, I really do feel bad for you. Either you've genuinely suffered through a lot and that's affecting your views and I'm sorry for that anon, or you're the kind of autist who makes these sweeping emotional judgement based of a tiny sample of the real world.
Why do you hate women when they're just behaving rationally? What, should they just throw away their societal advantages for the sake of 'fairness'? Should they go for some 5'11" beta instead of Chad?
>>28772500
They part I hate is their duplicity. It would hurt if they flat-out told the truth, but that would be better honestly.
>>28772530
But telling the truth opens the door to change. If women really acknowledged that there was no pay gap, then they'd lose the benefits of more gibs from cucks like Google.
>>28772530
Yes, this would save much time.
Why is the New World so cucked?
>>28772479
Natives getting revenge from beyond the grave.
>>28772479
I don't understand. Can you explain?
get a new child, and slowly poison the other three
Hello wagie, my old friend...
It's only Monday, but look at the bright side! You can actually afford to treat yourself to a happy meal when you get paid later this week with your $.05 check
>>28772465
You have to be at least 18 to post here kiddo. These threads are lame as is but you well full retard.
>>28772465
Hope you had a fun night jacking off and contemplating suicide, NEET.
I slept well and early and had a productive day at work.
You mind explain to me what life is like without a sense of duty or purpose? I am but curious.
>>28772465
Trying to forget the fact you only get very little money from the government by posting on this board and preteeending you have money you leech ? But I guess tendies aren't very expensive and masturbating to cartoon girls doesn't cost money. Tick tock neetcuck mummy won't live forever
Why do normies pretend to think this is funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3yRv5Jg5TI
>>28772447
because social media was a mistake
>>28772447
That woman's more autistic than /r9k/
>american puts a retarded women in a cheebaca mask on goodmorning america
>gets to go on good morning america
for wearing a shit mask from cuck wars
what the fuck
the future is so fucked up
this shit is not even funny shes like retarded
Ignatius Reilly, from A Confederacy of Dunces:
-Smart but NEET at the start of the books, fails at many menial jobs
-Lives with his mother
-Squalid room she never goes into
-Constant autistic outbursts toward normies and his mother
-Obese
-Oneitis
-Dresses badly
-Horrible diet
-Poor grooming and hygiene
-Constantly rants against society
-Most women react to him with disgust
-Mother is an alcoholic
-Can't drive a car
Post other characters that would be robots if alive now
GRAND DAD
>>28772419
He's not smart. Anyway the character is just an ersatz don quixote.
What would you consider Holden Caulfield? He's not exactly robot, but he's definitely as resentful as one, and he's is very critical of woman sexuality
So robots, what are you doing to celebrate St. Elliot's day?
Got myself a vanilla latte from Starbucks, it gets me a little... pumped?
Having sex with my gorgeous wife and not shoot people.
>>28773115
>He fell for the matrimonial Jew
Reminder: There are guys out there who'd rather fuck fruits than you.
>>28772327
Feels bad man
He is a qt tho
>>28772379
With a large dong
>>28772327
pumpkin fucker