Hello wagie, my old friend...
It's only Monday, but look at the bright side! You can actually afford to treat yourself to a happy meal when you get paid later this week with your $.05 check
>>28772465
You have to be at least 18 to post here kiddo. These threads are lame as is but you well full retard.
>>28772465
Hope you had a fun night jacking off and contemplating suicide, NEET.
I slept well and early and had a productive day at work.
You mind explain to me what life is like without a sense of duty or purpose? I am but curious.
>>28772465
Trying to forget the fact you only get very little money from the government by posting on this board and preteeending you have money you leech ? But I guess tendies aren't very expensive and masturbating to cartoon girls doesn't cost money. Tick tock neetcuck mummy won't live forever
>tfw payday was last Friday
>bought a huge steak and a blooming onion from outback
>still enough cash to eat like this every day
>and pay rent/car/loans/insurance/taxes
And I get another check in 2 weeks!
>>28772517
>he needs a boss to tell him what his purpose is
That is the saddest thing I've heard in recent memory.
>>28772517
>You mind explain to me what life is like without a sense of duty or purpose
It's wonderful. It feels like freedom. I guess you wouldn't know that particular feel though
>>28772695
>he needs a boss to tell him what his purpose is
>[citation needed]
>>28772697
>It's wonderful. It feels like freedom. I guess you wouldn't know that particular feel though.
Freedom to jack off to trannies and contemplate suicide with anonymoose 4chin pals? I'm jelly!
>>28772697
>>28772695
>>28772465
the truth is originale famalino
>>28772517
Oh poor wagie, Shekelstein has really done a number on you hasn't he? I hope you find your Spartacus soon
>>28772759
>he has long pretended his son is already dead
>>28772759
>implying more than just 10% of the working population can even afford to take a vacation
>implying they're not in the same boat as NEETs, with the only difference being they're cucked by their boss into working for a living
>implying wageslaves like their coworkers and aren't just brownnosing their boss to get a promotion or raise
>not owning your own company
top kek
kys
>>28772931
>this is what neetfags actually believe
>>28773057
I'm sure that 60 year old behind the counter working 3 separate jobs is loving his wagecuck life. I bet he want to Mali last week.
>>28772759
That's not a wage slave, that's a wealthy, successful, businessman. also
>6 hours of sleep
>properly planned sleep, refreshed and invigorated
>>28773088
Ahh well he's hampered by his mortgage and lost a lot of his retirement in the 2008 crash.
Also probably still pays alimony from his first wife.
Still paying off his daughters tuition.
Some old people do it right though. My parents have multiple properties they invested in. If you put 1000$ in stock a month you're a millionaire by 50.
>>28773088
he doesnt have to go to mali to enjoy his life
simply having a purpose makes a lot of men happy
going to sleep knowing you have a place in society feels refreshing
i doubt going to sleep after masturbating and shitposting on r9k all day while being avoided by your parents does
>>28773317
he never smiles
he probably wishes he'd just die in his sleep
>>28772465
I plucked garbage and made the front yard of a retirement home beautiful today. What did you do, NEET parasite? WHAT DID YOU DO?!
>>28772465
Thisis a day of celebrations, just like any other day.
>>28773246
6-8 hours of sleep are all your body needs
I don't expect a retarded NEET who spends all his time feeling tired because he oversleeps to understand
>>28772759
>mfw the neet column is eerily accurate
>mfw no face
Welp, it's time to get the noose.
>>28772759
>5am
Kekkle
>>28774112
I love you smugwojak poster. Havent seen you in Elliot threads though.
>>28772759
Heh. This amount of delusion. Unless yoy are in the top 15% I assure you this is not your life.
>>28775088
Whats the matter NEETy?
Image hit a little too close to home?
I hate my job and it makes me want to kill myself, is this how im going to feel the rest of my life?
No one else will hire me, i was unemployed for a year and half before this job.
If i leave i will be unable to pay rent or buy food.
Maybe i should quit and live off my savings for a year then die. At least that way ill have some fun before i die
>>28775103
It surely didn't for you, I assure you.
>>28775129
>Y-you don't e-enjoy being s-successful!!!
Cry yourself to sleep again NEETcuck, your pain amuses me
>>28775177
Whatever floats your boat, dude. I'm sure you are a successful, intelligent, worldly businessman.
That's why you responded to this thread. Because you did it ironically, right?
Why are we even replying to NEET threads? Everyone knows that not having any money in your pocket cucks you in a more cruel way than just having to wake up in the morning
>>28775394
It's a blatant bait thread. Why people still respond baffles me too.
>>28775426
People are retarded as shit
Are you a wagie if you work a fub job that pays well, or is it only the shit tier jobs like retail or fastfood?
>>28775453
I don't disagree. I see this stupidity every single day.
>>28775457
You're a wagie if you work to survive. If you lost your job would you eventually be homeless? Then you're are a wagie
The only exception is if your job is doing something you genuinely enjoy, as in you would do it even if you didn't get paid to do it
>tfw waige but work for family
>only work 4 hours and it's easy
>get day off tomorrow
life is good, but it's not like I have any friends to spend this time with. At least I have my trapfu
>>28775604
>>only work 4 hours and it's easy
Thats nice what do you do?
I work 5.5 hours a day at a call center. Because im an introvert its very draining to talk to people
>>28775623
I'm just a health care provider. Pretty much just cleaning up after old and disabled people. I only work 9-1 and 9-2 on the weekends. I'm glad I can work for my grandma, but I'm willing to work for others. I'm glad it's pretty short and I can do whatever the fuck I want the rest of the day. I still feel like a neet to be quite honest my family. I just go back to my house, eat, watch anime, and go online a lot. but it's pretty fucking sweet in my opinion. I'm just glad I don't have to talk to anyone else beside going into my office to fill out my time sheets and pickup my check
>>28775976
Do you have to wipe the old peoples poo poo?
>>28776082
I CAN, but my client won't let me. She's too proud. I mostly just cook for her, throw away trash and mop
just got accepted to a top 6 law school
going to enjoy making 160k a year STARTING, at 25 no less, then transfering to a comfy 200k+stock options in-house easy 9-5 gig later on while you're fapping to anime
how are you going to support yourself when mommy dies?
>>28776725
>biglaw
>9-5
Kill yourself if you're this delusional. Enjoy your 80 hour work weeks and $90,000/year starting. It's not what it used to be.
>>28776860
I meant inhouse is 9-5 not biglaw.
lol 90k, at my LS I just got accepted to the MEDIAN starting salary is 160
TTT cuck detected
>>28776725
yeah but you have to be a lawyer. You don't actually want to be a lawyer.
Money is a jewish trick. They trick you into doing shit you don't want to for money you'll never really get to enjoy.
>>28776860
Wow 90k boo fucking hoo.
NEETs ITT struggling to justify their pathetic lives. Whens the last time someone was happy to see you? Answer me that lmao
>>28776725
You are never going to have a 9-5 schedule at work as a lawyer. I fucking hate this job, but it's too late to stop being a lawyer.
>>28777206
do you work in BIGLAW anon? do you make fat stacks?
>>28776725
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2011/03/23/law-school-graduates-do-not-make-160000/#701f5bab292c
3/10 try a bit harder next time.
>>28772465
Dude I don't work tomorrow leave me alone you fucking frog posting faggots Jesus Christ I need some alcohol.
>>28776860
>90k
>after taxes, maybe 65,000
>NEETS earn a couple hundo a month
I know these threads are bait but Jesus Christ get it together
>>28777218
I do, but most of the time I don't have time to spend the money. Hopefully I can retire early or something because this job is draining me out.
>>28777416
how long have you been working in biglaw? salary? which school did you go to
