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R there any big cock robots?
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if so how can u be a robot?
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>>28772543
Oh you know I just walk past the line of people standing there waiting to suck my dick.
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Good 7 here
Also quiete wide. Normal condoms are too tight.

But doesnt interest cause still HKV
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>>28772880
not really big...
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8 x 6.3 here, pic related

means jack shit, still KV
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>>28773042
looks yum - in the uk?
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>>28773042
I am so glad i am cut when I look at photos like these
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Because you need confidence, looks, personality, money, height etc etc etc

Were it acceptable for men to just walk around with their cocks out just as women can display their assets, I'd probably have my fair share of sex.

But nope.

Indeed if anything, having a big cock but being unable to use it destroys confidence rather than enhances it.
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Close to an 8 but it doesn't mean anything if no one sees it...
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>>28773171
how big - is it?
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>>28773171
>having a big cock but being unable to use it destroys confidence rather than enhances it

>>28773204
>it doesn't mean anything if no one sees it

Exactly these.
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>>28773224

Seven and three quarter by five and a half.
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>>28773245
cam sites?
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>>28773293
Would you really wanna be "that guy" that always has his dick out on cam sites? Gotta be the saddest fucking thing. Besides, wouldn't be able to stay hard with all those random old / freakish ppl on there
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>>28772543
7.75" x 4.5"

It looks like a pencil compared to some of the fatties I see here.
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lol ok maybe
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>>28773390
pics? then
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7"x5.5".

I feel small. Still a 24 year old KHV.
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it doesnt get better, i have been told i have an aesthetic cock thats big. I still am Gf-less
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>>28773674
show us pls
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Yes, I'm 8.3" x 5.5"

Not really a full on robot, so I don't know how.
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>>28773811
sounds lovely
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yep 9" here
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>>28773896
need sum pics here
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I'm 6 inches, pretty sure I'd be a robot if I wasn't blessed with a big cawk
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>loser with a big cock

And thus, a new fetish was born.
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>>28773905
for what exactly? im busy fapping
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I'm a KV and last time I measured my dick it was over 5 inches (erect i think?)
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>tfw just 6 inch long and 4,5 inch girth
Should I end it fellow robots?
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>>28774031

lol so i can judge
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Something arousing about big dicked virgin losers, i guess the equivalent of men wanting a tight pussied virgin girl.
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>>28772543
>if so how can u be a robot?
because your too much of a beta to ever get the chance to get it out?
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7x6 but I'm fat as hell so nobody really sees it

Except you robots
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>>28774082
it's a 10/10 I already am aware you prissy little bitch
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>>28774103
>you will never EVER have a dick like that
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>>28772543

4.5" hard; robut for life.
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>>28774103
>Shit room
>Memegenerator poster
>all pics of nerds on his wall (probably few of him)
>Messy pc
>Nerdy girl sucking dick
Def not a chad, normie-nerd probably
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>>28774145
so i can get off lisluc22 on skype...
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>>28774148
>tfw already do
be my stacy for the night
>>28774184
obviously the girls room m8-e
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Here's the thing for you people. If by some miracle you actually get a girl, you'll be fine. Robots like me who are pencil as fuck have no shot if we get a girl.
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>>28774141

don't look that fat, slightly chubby is fine if you have a dick like that.
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>>28774198
>girl
dropped
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>>28774217
No really m8, fat I am
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>>28774198
thirsty as fuck for some nerd loser's dick get over yourself holyshit.
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Yes 18 year old virgin as well...
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>>28774329
need to see wats under there
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So it's pretty much impossible to enhance your dick permanently right? How much does dick enlargement surgery cost? I'm 22 and refused to live out the rest of my life with a 5.5 inch dick. It's absolutely ridiculous and completely unfair that I was born with a small ass cock.

I-I just shaved btw that's not herpes
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>>28774390
Err okkkk
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>>28774432
omg! wanna ride that big time
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>>28774329
>>28774432

>virgin
i don't believe you
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>>28774432
how big is it original
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>>28774427
made me chuckle, thank you based anon
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>tfw no succ anon to succ me
Succ where are you I need you
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>>28774467
Yes I'm a virgin .. senior year ended in 2 weeks... trying to lose it. Here's bodypic
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>>28774511
how tallare you anon? also how long is your cock
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a bit over nine
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>went to doctor a couple years ago
>nurse said i had a big peepee
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>>28774511
>tfw you have a nice bod, big dick, ok face but manlet and shit confidence

Just get me off this ride.

At least you look tall.
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>>28774511
Do you have scoliosis?
Your back looksed straight fucked.
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>>28774533
wtf is wrong with your cock famalam
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>>28774531
5 10
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Just my pose
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I'll Show You But Please Don't Laugh
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>>28774533
mmm would suk that too
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>>28774574
uncut. it's an old pic, so the skin is looser now. here's a recent one

taken yesterday actually
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>>28774621
PHAHAHAHAA

who else /shaftthickerthanhead/ here
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>>28774621
omg mssg me lisluc22 on skyp
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>>28773162
>doesn't understand you can pull it back for photos
Why would you be happy you've got issues?
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>>28773325
This.
I wish I could send nudes or even dress up in suits and do naughty pics for girls.

But nobody wants that. My suit has grown out of style since i used it.
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>>28772543
I have a big dick, but I'm not a "robot" though.
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>>28772543
depends, is 7.5x6.5 "a big cock"?
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>>28774329
Skin matches shirt, kinda hot
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id love to have a tiny cute cock, or a really big one

instead i just got an average one that bends at an awkward angle....

at least im uncut wew
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>>28774533
LOL That ain't 9 inches. Based on your hand I can see it's about the same as mine which is 17cm.

8 inches? MAYBE 9 inches? Not in a million years. More than 9 inches LOLNOPE
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>>28774883
I'm 6'2 bruh
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>>28774901
I'm taller than you familamedingdong.
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>>28774883
Looks about right to me anon, its fairly thick which may make it look shorter.
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>>28772543
>tfw micropenis
>tfw even robots packing huge fat cock are virgins
>tfw no hope
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>>28774947
Welcome to Marfan's syndrome
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>>28774949
Bless ur heart
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>>28774969
Fuck, I just googled that and I definitely have that. My hands also look exactly like yours.
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>>28772543
>tfw have an 8 inch fat juicy cock.
>tfw age 25
>tfw never used it on a women
Why live?
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>>28774969
i want to feel those long 5 inch fingers in me.
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>>28775031
show it to qts on omegle
pretty much the same as having sex
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These threads always make me feel so shitty about my less than average sized cock
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>tfw 5'7"
>8.5" cock
>Looks huge thanks to my small frame

It's more about getting girls to see it rather than just having it.
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>>28775073
And u love it
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>>28774666
>Grindr

FAGGOT ALERT.
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>>28775105
I hate it, makes me feel unsatisfactory for my girlfriend
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>>28775167
if you go down on her and she never had anything bigger than you i seriously doubt she cares anon
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>>28775125
Tru and I got trips, 666
Mark of the devil
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>>28775269
More like mark of the FAGGOT.
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>>28775085
>pic related to prove I am a Manlet with a big wiener
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>>28775398
>doorknob at bellybutton height
Shit, sorry dude..
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>>28775566
Its alright, its not like i ever knew what it was like to be tall.
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>>28773042
such a yummy cock.

>>28774242
Body type is more than tolerable for a dick like that. Want a mouth for it?
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tfw 5 inch with 3.5 girth. Why me lord? Never pleasing a woman with my dick is my punishment, and im a fucking robot. I hate this world.
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>>28775747
3.5 from side to side?
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>>28775398

>that body

get the fuck out normie fuck

this is my dick, had sex once purely due to the size of it and it's not particularly huge.

all you awkward losers with big dicks should try out fetlife or something.
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>>28774547

wew my life

7 x 7 here, cubedick
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>>28772543
Its fairly big. A bit under 7.5 inches fully hard.
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>>28776568
>That Body
>get the fuck out normie fuck
>this is my dick, had sex once purely due to the size of it and its not particularly huge

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU HYPOCRITICAL NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT.
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chads pwn
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