the sole or the soda anon, which do you choose?
>>28917879
Give Dr Pepper
>not diet
neither
can I have something else?
Can I have a soda that wasn't next to a disgusting foot?
Whom are you avoiding? Why are you avoiding them?
>>28917849
Humans.
Because I don't like them that much.
Everyone. Because I don't belong with them.
>>28917849
Girls. I don't really now why though.
>roach in kitchen walks near my bread
>fantasize about creating rows and rows of crucified roaches to stave off the other roaches and horrorize them
>Fantasize about a total roach genocide led by me
>girl doesn't text me back in over 30 minutes
>consider domestic terrorism to make normies pay for their crimes of having besmirched my dignity and denying me gf
>go to pee and leave...
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>>28917794
this all sounds like something isabel would say and do
>>28918157
Tell me about Isabel, who is she and does she need a bf?
>>28918213
a fembot who loves fucking with normies just to annoy/disgust them and who likes torturing roaches
dunno
is it gay to kiss a guy when I'm drunk
never fucked him or had the desire to
I'm just lonely
>>28917737
Yes incredibly gay. You're now a homosexual for life.
>>28917737
I know what it's like to be lonely. Gay isn't a real thing unless you commit to it, okay. If you are still attracted to women you still arent gay, no matter what you do. You are just desperate and tortured.
>>28917777
>You're now a homosexual for life.
>>28917777
btu i'm not. He was just so affectionate. I was just practicing.
I think I can kiss a girl really well now.
Sometimes I don't know if 4chan warped my view on life or if life is objectively terrible.
It was always a trainwreck for me but at least I had hope that things would get better.
What should I believe?
Certain boards on 4chan serve to instill a cold, hard dose of reality free from emotional sophistry. It informs you about life without the sugarcoating.
That said, there comes a time when you get all you need from 'the red pill' as it's called and the time to go back out into the world and live comes again.
Sounds like you're at that point.
Im 26 and still relate to robots more than the normies I see everyday around me. Ive been surfing this board for six years now
if your life was already good to begin with, you wouldn't need to come to this place. it could be a combination of your life in particular being terrible in addition to 4chan itself being terrible of course
How high up are you?
Be honest.
I am not a virgin so 0, I guess.
7 or 8
Also, if you never got a hug, kill yourself
Does it count as oral sex if she sucked my dick but I didn't come?
>that feel when no boyfriend
:c
>>28917574
>I keep so much inside
Isn't that her face when Chad is penetrating her?
Leave roastie.
Go attention whore on every internet forum and get gifted free games on steam just for having a vagina. Boohoo. You could easily get a boyfriend, your problem is that you're most likely still relatively young and you are holding out for someone that you think is "good enough" for you.
I don't care if you're fat or have an ugly face, guys will white knight you for just speaking in vent/discord and having a vag. Just don't show them your photo if you're that worried but 95% chance half the group will still jack off to you if you give the...
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Western cartoons or anime?
>>28917549
If I want a good laugh and just want some funny shit to watch, Western cartoons. They get the job done for a quick laugh.
If I want to actually get invested in a story or given any semblance of a fuck about the characters or what they're doing, anime. Most anime tend to have running stories while very few Western cartoons have anything beyond plots of the day.
>>28917549
This is a transgender boy isn't it?
>>28917549
Wasn't anime inspired by old Western cartoons or something? Anyways, I feel like anime is more fantastical and sometimes more fanservicey, and some animes focus on the fanservice too much and neglect story and/or creative use of the art form, but other than that, they both are alright. If the art form compliments the story and "mechanics" of the show, then it's fine, it's just an artistic choice after all. I dont get why Western artists do anime and eastern countries do western, what's...
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>your youth passed you right by
sum1 pls repsond
sum1 pIs respond
>>28917480
Noted. origgidiggi
How does one become a NEET? I'm sick of working
>quit job
>lock yourself in your room for years
>start eating tendies
>shitpost on /r9k/ everyday
>>28917596
Could I be a NEET without living with my parents? They're pretty insufferable
Here's your guide
www.earlyretirementextreme.com
Many have followed this path and escaped
where do you think is a good place to go start a new life?
>>28917474
Why would you want a new life when it will be exactly the same as this one?
There's no happy place for people like us.
>>28917474
>>28917527
I guess you can become self employed through the internet, work and live in an rv, and travel the continent of your choice. If you fuck up one place, you can always move somewhere else. This is hardly possible if possible at all, though, due to high as fuck gas prices, high as fuck insurance prices, high as fuck food prices, and all of the bullshit you need to go through to travel from one country to the next.
>>28917527
new people. in my hometown I am worried about being seen by people who know me.
My gf went to caliroots this weekend with her friends. Been missing her but enjoying time alone. She's texted me here & there but usually short texts like "I love you" or "miss you". She's been super excited for the concert. Even went on a diet for a month to lose 20 pounds.
I totally trust her 100%. The only red flag I noticed, was she shaved the puss right before leavin. She said it was just for personal comfort. What are the chances she will cheat on me? I mean she has friends there so the chances must be really low I would guess
>>28917440
>she has friends there so the chances must be really low I would guess
no stupid that's not how it works
>>28917440
>What are the chances she will cheat on me?
100%
>She said it was just for personal comfort
LMAO
>I mean she has friends there so the chances must be really low I would guess
they'll be joining in m8
that's the thing about trust man, you have it or you don't
and you have it, so relax and enjoy your personal time
Robots, I just quit my job & I wanna watch some movies, recommend me good movies, looking for anything fun
>>>/tv/, faggot
Why the fuck would you post about movies here you drooling retard?
Kill yourself.
>>28917315
Watch arrested Development. Great show.
>>28917315
Curb your enthusiasm is always a good one. Glad I torrented it before my internet went down for three weeks
Will an escort let me eat her ass?
this is not a wise endeavor
>>28917300
There's easier ways to find cum to drink anon
>>28917300
Unless shes worth 2 grand I wouldnt try it. Even then its up to them.
>tfw this is the best you can do on tinder
Hes pretty cute
You should go for it OP
Is that Vyro?
Arianna
Wonder what his real name is. Aron?