Will an escort let me eat her ass?
this is not a wise endeavor
>>28917300
There's easier ways to find cum to drink anon
>>28917300
Unless shes worth 2 grand I wouldnt try it. Even then its up to them.
are you going to eat her anal polyps?
>>28917300
god I hope pic not related
>>28917300
Anon, that's almost as fucked as those guys that hire niggers to fuck their wives so they can drink their cum without being "gay".
You will catch some really nasty shit if you let your tongue touch a whore asshole.
Is it a good idea to get an escort to lose my virginity?
>>28917413
If you didn't earn it, you'll just be a robot who got laid, except you'll actually know what pussy feels like so you'll be forever enslaved to it but have no means to get it other than from whores who only want your money
>>28917413
I always wanted to do that. Instead I ended up getting unbelievably lucky with a girl for a few months and then being heartbroken for a few years. I think you should go for the hooker.
>>28917336
good bantz
>>28917413
I lost mine from a tinder hookup that was pretty much a hooker but free. Not worth. Disappointing, and will never compare to the thought of having sex with someone who actually matters (still a far off dream for me)
>>28917413
No, they treat virgins badly.
>>28917479
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>>28917634
Guess I'll just stick with my plan and finding a girlfriend soon.
My excuse has always been I'll do it when I get a stable job. I got the chance once very recently, but I did not find her to be physically attractive and she wants a serious relationship.
>>28917634
would you care to elaborate on how and why
>>28917634
how so I'm sometimes tempted to get a hooker. I figured once I settle in and still don't have a gf or if i get to 30 (whichever comes first) than I was thinking of fucking a hooker since I don't want to die with knowing how a vagina feels like
mate, eating asshole is only hot the first or second time you do it... after that the novelty wears off and it is meh. you get jaded real quick
>>28917804
it feels like the inside of your cheek
>>28917413
>Is it a good idea to get an escort
no
>OP is going to pay to lose his virginity to an ugly old chink where he probably wont even get hard due to nerves
>>28917413
m8, it's about love, not getting your dick wet. This won't help you.
>>28917634
Not true. It depends on the hooker.
The girl I went was very nice with me, even though I couldn't get hard.
>>28917300
>tfw no azn escorts in my area
I mean if I have to resort to this the selection could at least not be garbage.
>tfw looked at the escorts in west virginia and they're about as gross as you'd imagine
>>28917300
You might regret that
However, I got a private dance at a nudie strip club once and basically got to sniff a girls ass low key. Wasnt bad
>>28917479
I disagree
>except you'll actually know what pussy feels like so you'll be forever enslaved to it
After I first fucked a girl I realized pussy was hugely overrated.
>>28917413
I kind of like the idea of getting a hooker. It seems like it would be really depressing, which I think will be quite enjoyable
