How high up are you?
Be honest.
I am not a virgin so 0, I guess.
7 or 8
Also, if you never got a hug, kill yourself
Does it count as oral sex if she sucked my dick but I didn't come?
>>28917576
Anyone above 12 is a fucking normie and deserves to be gassed.
>>28917576
Sadfrog Index of 9. Have fallen down and cannot muster the force to move myself to the next stair.
>>28917576
8 reporting
oreganocomento
Does giving yourself oral sex count? I have a very bendy back.
>>28917691
if you used tongue that gets you all the way to 6 anon
Where do I belong on the scale if I was diddled when younger
Also where does masturbating on skype land me?
up to 4, skip 5,6,7
>>28917632
>was dick in mouth?
>if yes, then yes
>if no, then no
Anyone above a 10 needs to get off my board
>>28917632
I'd say so. I've had oral sex and penetrative sex hundreds of times but have ejaculated fewer than ten time. I find it extremely difficult to ejcaulate unless I'm very stoned.
11 here. Fuck off normalfags
I reached 0 over 2 years ago then fell off and broke my neck so I'm at 11 for the rest of eternity. At least I won't die a virgin...right?
Fuck that, here's the real normie meter.
http://ricepuritytest.com/23 point badboy Chad reporting.
I made it to stair case #9.
>>28917823
Is it really better to have love and lost, than to never have loved at all?
>>28917726
Ignore nonconsensual. I'd say Skype sex gives you a 3, as everything before that would have happened for sure had you masturbated together in person.
>May 26, 2015 - 0 - last time I had sex
>Since that time - 9 - at best
Oh my God. It's May 29th, 2015. It's been over a year.
>>28917576
11. I've talked to people of the opposite gender, but the conversations never lasted more than 5 minutes. They generally get bored of me, because I can never think of anything to say that wouldn't make me seem autistic, so I just nod my head or say yeah a lot. I might also try to actually say something that I think will contribute to the conversation, but they either don't hear me and end up saying what a lot while I try to raise my voice and be audible, eventually causing me to just yell it or say that it was stupid and it didn't matter, I say something autistic and studdery and end up forgetting what I was going to say half way through, or I end up spilling my spaghetti, becoming super red, and she laughs at me or cringes, and the conversation ends there. The only reason they talked to me in the first place was probably out of pity, because I never have anyone to talk to.
>>28917863
I picked a girl up at the club, there was no love. Well except for the bareback sex anyways.
>>28917874
wew thanks for the serious answer
7, if a drunken NYE kiss counts, otherwise 8
>>28917576
1. wouldve been 0 if i could get it up for ex gf
>>28917877
The last time I had sex was October 4th 2013. I win, or lose for that matter, depending on how you wanna look at it.
>>28917825
Level 8 if you consider kissing relatives on cheeks and Level 9 if you dont
>>2891782591
anyone else /Hug/ here i got lots of them in middle school dont know what went wrong after.
8 master race
it was a dare for her to do it
Level 9...
I really need to find a girlfriend.
>>28917825
I got 43. I don't know if that's good or bad.
>>28917825
93
Aor
>>28917974
I also got 43. I've only had two sexual partners so it's probably about average or below.
>>28917974
>43
Anyone below 90 is normie-tier.
>>28917825
83% pure.
kill me pajeet.
I made out with a trans
>>28917576
I haven't spoken to a woman that wasn't my mother in 6 years.
>>28917886
Not sure how young you are but the sooner you realise that women really aren't that different from men the better. I understand that much of /r9k/ may beg to differ but this place is full of cretins. It's not like speaking to an alien species for fucks sake.
>>28917576
9 i think at least once but i can't recall a specific time it happened
>>28917825
90
A-
still pure faggots
Level 12.
>>28917825
98.
>>28917576
10 if you count accidents, 11 if you don't. If you count purely platonic friends, 9. People assume I'm not into dating or whatever cause I'm working hard in school, but welp gg
>>28917576
Barely a 10. Last time I talked to a girl was probably a cashier, but does that even really count? I've never given a women other than my mom more than a handshake before. I remember I had a chance back in high school though. A group of girls asked me to help them edit a video for a project and when I finished it, one of the girls wanted to give me a hug. Shocked, I spilled spagetti and lost the opportunity. I remember still feeling pretty good about the fact a girl thought I was not disgusting to the point of being unhuggable. I'm pathetic.
>>28918069I speak to men the same way
>who else social retard to the point that killing yourself is the only option
3
There are a lot of young desperate single moms where I am at, got to 3 twice in my life, currently 28.
>>28917825
I got a 90
>>28917576
in preschool i kissed a girl on the lips
>>28917576
I'm at number 2. Im almost there my fellow robots
9 I'm 20 and I've been hugged 3 times I remember them all too
>>28917877
November of 2014 for me.
0
I have sex on a regular basis with the gf.
>great future wife material
>sex is meh
Lots of compromises in life :/
>>28918392
At least you're having regular sex. I have had sex with my girlfriend twice this year. She complains of a loss of libido due to depression, and I believe that - but why the fuck does that mean she has to suddenly become repulsed at the mere thought of sex? Fucking nightmare, I miss being single.
>>28918434
>loss of libido due to depression
Sure thing bud, sure thing.
Furthest was 7
But it was just as a joke h-haha
>>28918434
So then just become single again.
There is no reason for both of you to be unhappy together, might as well split up and try going solo/finding someone else.
I learned this the hard way, I stayed with a girl for years and years because she needed me, and I felt bad, etc and etc.
I was just her crutch enabling her behavior, neither of us were happy so I ended it one day and moved on.
I know I am happier, and she probably is too.
>>28918468
I'm a cynical person so I appreciate why you probably believe that she's swallowing some other chaps cum on a nightly basis. I do live with her though, I have access to her emails, phone and social media - I would have caught her long before now if that was the case. She's genuinely gone from nymphomaniac to completely fucking frigid, doesn't even masturbate anymore.
>>28918527
We're pretty close to that stage, have had numerous arguments where I threatened it. I'm going on holiday with her for two weeks starting next week, if she doesn't show any signs of wanting to improve our relationship in terms of affection and sex I'm dumping her when we get back to the airport.
>>28917825
16
Fuck I need to get out of here, sorry guys.
>>28917825
95
I seem to get this grade on anything with a score regardless of its purpose.
>>28918596
People don't change man,
either accept them for how they are or move on.
If you do decide to end it, stick to your guns.
No matter how much crying or pleading happens, make sure to follow through with it.
Does being kicked in the shin repeatedly count as touching?
>>28917825
96
orignial commmmmento
>>28918549
What changed her? There has to be something, i mean even depression has starting point.
>>28917576
9 kill me pls
>>28917727
sexual assault doesnt count
2
feels good, it was in April and I was at 8 before that night, so it injected me with hope that I can hit 0 and become true normie before 2017
what if I'm at 1 but I'm missing a lot of the rest
>>28917576
>tfw 3
>tfw it was with the first girl
>only ever made it to 5 four girls later
FAILED NORMIE LIFE IS ABSOLUTE HELL ALL I DO IS FAIL
>>28918818
Things got out of hand when she started working part-time in a psych hospital. She was studying medicine and working up to 50 hours a week at the same time, a preposterous workload. She became extremely stressed and sleep deprived and started obsessing about her weight and appearance (she has never been overweight), I think this is possibly due to working in a bitchy all female environment alongside those factors.
Even though she has finally cut back the hours she is working she's not been able to get back to normal. Still obsesses about weight and eating, is uncomfortable being naked around me. I've really reached my limits in terms of the support I can provide, she needs a counselor and antidepressants. She's at least recently acknowledged she needs help which is encouraging, but things are moving too slow for my liking.
>>28917576
>Got to 7
>She regretted it the next day and immediately went back to her ex
Throw me into a woodchipper head first if you'd be so kind
>>28918951
Do you have plan or you're willing to wait a bit?
>>28919057
My plan is to see if she becomes more relaxed and affectionate during our holiday. She's completed her degree so at least doesn't have any work to distract her. If she can be affectionate like she used to be then I will have more confidence in things improving in the long-term.
She's been prescribed antidepressants that are also supposed to help with anxiety and plans to start them when we get back from our holiday. I am willing to wait on her sex drive improving, this will likely take a long time especially with libido-killing effects of anti-depressants - if she can be more affectionate and stop worrying about her weight to such an extent, stop doing manic things like long distance running both before and after nightshifts, there may be some hope. The problem right now is that she just cannot allow herself five minutes to relax in any capacity. I wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be bipolar, I know her mother is.
>>28917576
Recent strawpoll on r9k
>>28917576
Level zero twice with two virgin gfs. Kinda wished i still had my virginity
>>28917576
I guess 9, but not in any sort of romantic way, so Maybe 11.
>>28917825
>72
>tfw all of those came from drugs and being arrested, none from any sort of sexual anything
>>28917576
Ten, honest as it gets.
>>28919402
*sexual anything with someone else
>>28919168
Best of luck anon, i hope your situation will improve.
>>28919172
>putting female as an option on that poll
retarded
>>28919433
Thanks anon, hope so.
>>28917576
11, almost wizard too. Not bad.
>>28919446
I bet 2/3eds that voted female are trannies.
>>28919495
You've never had to shake hands with anyone?
>>28917576
0
Haven't been with a woman in a year.
1 but it was a guy and I was the one giving oral.
>>28917825
> Your score:
> 20
Still sad about not having a threesome and never doing harder drugs. Now I'm too old. What a pathetic loser I am
>>28917576
Counting that girl who hugs literally everyone, 9.
Not counting accidental contact, 11.
>>28919678
Esto, honestamente
Anyone less than seven should be banned to /chad/
Well I slow-danced with an 8/10 and she really liked it. I guess I'm at 8.5 or something?
I got 2 with my ex. 2 years later, went to a hooker. It sucked
>>28918056
Story?
Origami pastrami
0. I have had sex with just 5 girls all my life though. So yeah, I'm kinda an amateur on it.
>>28920197
You don't belong here, normie. Go back to /b/
>tfw stuck at 9
it wasn't even a loving hug, just a goodbye hug
>>28920298
Fucking this. How the hell do I move up?
>>28917825
94. Not sure how I should feel about this
>>28917825
91
a fucking innocent angel, eh?
0... I'll show myself back to Normieville
I'm at 11. It's honestly not so bad.
>>28917825
96
too lazy to be impure
I have never girl spoken with a girl unless it was about a school project where we were forced in a team or something.
So never any meaningful conversation.
11 or off the charts 12 it is
>>28917825
49. Is higher or lower more pure? Guess I'm in the middle either way.
>>28917576
9 here, I have problems with contact though and I don't want to just go around making out with people
Honest 2
>>28917576
I have sex with my gf while she takes 25i like a degenerate
But she's trans, am I still a normie
>>28917825
>99
wew, glad bestiality didn't cost me much.
git fucked degenerates.
10.11 if "i want number 4" and saying "hi" back to the cashier lady don't count
>>28917674
This is pretty much me as well.
>>28917825
Got a fucking 83 and I'm 19 years old.
What does this mean?
>>28922319
Higher is more pure.
I think it's a percentage that says how pure you are.
>>28917576
If molestation counts. I'm at the top of this game.
>>28917576
28 years old and Sadfrog Index of 10.
I cry about my shit life at least once a week.
>>28917825
>100
Should probably end it tomorrow.
>>28923227
You've never masturbated?
Yeah, I'm sure.
>>28923361
Oh shit, didn't read that
>97
>>28923394
I still feel like it should be a bit lower.
There are boxes there for porn and shit too.
>>28917825
>87
All from having drug-using hooligan friends in HS
Am I supposed to add them up? If so: 66. I've done them all ama
>>28917764
Not below 12
Fuck off normie
>>28923482
If you've done them all then you're at level 0 and you are the biggest normie there is.
Why the fuck are people like you even on this board?
>>28917825
43
gay non-virgin with a boyfriend
>>28917576
how many hours ago does this apply? My wife woke me up and teased me by blowing raspberries on my nipple while I tried to cuddle into her tit and go back to sleep. So I had to slap her legs open a bit and give her the ol' fuckityroo for a minute before I collapsed on her and fell back asleep
>>28917576
4 with my first and only girlfriend. That was at 15 and haven't gone higher than a 9 since.
What is my meme frog if I've denied the opportunity to engage in sexual activity because it grosses me out and nothing can make my dick un-flaccid? Otherwise, 5
>>28917576
A girl cuddled my hand once, does it count as a hug?
>>28917825
>81
I just stopped clicking when all the questions started with "had sexual intercourse..."
>>28919172
>only 4% of /r9k/ is female
and they're prob all lying faggots/trannies too
I am a 12 on OP chart, unless my mother counts as opposite sex.
>>28917825
pic related
ALL NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
Hug. But that was 10 years ago.
tfw i had sex even if she was middle aged fat and ugly
feels normalfag man
Sex isn't even really that enjoyable.
Y'all come off as creeps talking about how important sex is and not the intimacy you think it implieswhich it clearly doesn't for most people.
>>28923443
>95
Does it seem more like it now?
>>28923702
I know what you mean, when I had sex, I thought "was that it?"
Thing is, most normies are faggots: they will tell virgins that "sex is no big deal" but then hypocritically treat virgins like freaks for never having done it before.
>>28917825
24, suck it, robots
Hug.
It was 5 years ago by a cute girl but she gave all of her male friends hugs so it meant nothing. She was nothing but a hug whore.
No other human intimacy aside from that.
>>28917576
7. Just kill me now.
also fuck you this is original
>>28917576
What's the difference between making out and tongue kissing? I thought they were the same thing
10
fucking end me now. please.
I had sex today. it was nice
I used to be a normie like you guys, just have some hope
>>28923715
Well sex itself was just a hideous process to get, relationship sucked was a bunch of bullshit. All and all it wasn't even worth it.
It's all dumb and I called it quits on all that bullshit a long while ago I really don't care what other people do, I already know I don't approve of most of what they do so all I can really do is just ignore it and them. It's their problem not mine.
>>28917576
10. Was touched for the first time just last month when a girl patted me on the back. I'm such a fucking normie now and it feels amazing.
I got to 1 with one girl but it was a fluke. I recently got to 3 with another and could've gone further but I didn't really care. At least I'm making progress.
Only 4....:(
Should I just end it???
Have 5'2 gf that likes games and cuddle?
-50
I reached number one but it's all been 11 since then
0 but never had anything to do with 8, 7, 6, 5. Casual sex relationship with no kissing is the wor st
>>28924590
shit bait senpai, kill yourself
Number 4 so I'm pretty much a successful and well adjusted normie.
When I was 15, i participated in a game: children sat in a circle. Someone takes a bottle and spins it, it points on a player. Then it spins again, and points on another player. Firstly, they shake a hand, if they get pointed again, they hug. Then - kiss on cheek. Then - kiss with lips. And then - they go away and do whatever they want - from just talking to fucking.
I got a kiss with lips back then. Does it count?
>>28924870
the game is called spin the bottle and no it doesn't
>>28917576
I'm into negative numbers
I've genuinely never met a female. My mother died on mount Athos during childbirth and I was raised by the priests there. I have never left this mountain.
