If only this escort weren't just a police setup... -_-
I really need to fuck something, but even with my zero knowledge of escorts I know this is just a bait.
http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/seductive-beautiful-playmate/15255012
>>29059358
Fuck your hand
>>29059358
You're probably right, but I can't fathom why cops would waste their time with this entrapment stuff
It's embarrassing both ways
>>29059358
>2012
>still living in a country where prostitution is illegal
>not breeding with an asian qt to raise the Iq of the human species and produce superior mixed race blasian babies
Explain yourselves now
>>29059333
>blasians
>literally yellow niggers
are there any worse?
BMAF are objectively the best interracial couplings
I will one day OP
Why do people not respect me?
It feels like I'm constantly going about my life as a joke. I have friends and they like me, but they're always cracking jokes at my expense.
It doesn't feel like anyone I know actually treats me as a serious person. No one believes that I can be successful, whether it's with women or just in life.
Does anyone else feel this way? How do I get people to respect me and treat me like a regular person, rather than a kid?
"What a man desires more than anything. More than power, more than sex, more than love- Is respect. Yes deep down it is respect"
Me - 2016
But seriously though. Not being respected fucking sucks. Makes me rage more than anything else.
>>29059524
>>29059460
It's fucking awful. I hate being talked down to more than anything, and apparently a lot of my friends think they can do it to me with no consequences.
Worst thing is it's a subtle thing. You can't fight back against it or else you'll get labelled as "bitter/angry" and told you're "overreacting".
And I can't cut contact with my friends because then I'll have no one.
What are you regretting the most in your life? Which decision is still haunting to this day?
>>29059304
getting a girlfriend
>>29059304
My Incestuous experience
Having sex with my friend at age 19. it kinda killed our friendship, he only wanted to fuck after that.
if i were to pour a beer straight down into a glass, it would foam up like hell. my question is, would all the foam eventually "settle" and i'd be left with a full glass of beer? or by pouring it incorrectly do I lose some of the beer?
you'll get crystals.
As long as it doesn't spill over the side of the glass, it's gonna be the same amount of beer. The main hassle with foam, is it's super easy to lose beer because of it spilling over. As a tip, hold the glass at an angle (like 30-45 degrees) and pour into it. Gradually lift the glass as it gets fuller. This will eliminate the vast majority of the foam. Pouring into an upright glass is the worst way to pour
You lose beer. A good amount to. And foam taste like shit. Don't be that guy.
>tfw gay
>tfw you will never have sex with a woman and create a family, so your parents can be proud of you
>tfw you will only be attracted to degenerates and raging faggots
>tfw you will always be disgusted by the vagina itself, but deluded yourself to like the female body throughout teenage years
>tfw you can never delude yourself into being straight as that causes even more pain down the road
>tfw you will always be ostracized by everyone and the guys who say they are comfortable around you either use you for their status or feel pity for you
honestly you guys, why live ?
Even the sex doesn't sound like a good thing as i don't really enjoy the thought of getting my shit tube stuffed, not to mention putting my dick into someone else's.
I'm trying not to come out until atleast my grandparents died, so they will not strike me out of the family line and die happily.
After that it's basically wildlands.
>>29059221
>implying that being gay means you cannot get a gf
Gayfag with a gf here. Try harder.
>>29059261
how does that help me ?
If i'm not straight, i'm only going to dissappoint here and afterwards everyon will ridicule me even more. She will most likely also be fucked with as people will make fun of her, for turning a man gay.
So i hurt two people by doing this and i still don't win.
>>29059318
A hole is a hole man. Sounds like you have other problems. I'd recommend seeking professional help.
tfw no dominican bf
>>29059133
Kekkities.
I hope you get what exactly you're wishing for.
tfw no mexican bf
he has to be a true 1.80m + light skinned macho from the north, though. I hate ugly chilangos ugh
>>29059133
>Tfw you make a poo while on your period and it squeezes the menstrual blood out like toothpaste from a tube
Anyone here /oldschoolhiphop/
I have a feeling I'm the only one and that this thread will die horribly, but fuck it, let me start with a comfy classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu4UG8uLHZ8
Biggie is my favourite, Juicy and Miss U are comfy as hell.
Still listen to big pun. His songs are pretty timeless
>>29059111
>filthy ghetto rape and murder anthems
haha gtfo
Redpill me on being fat and muscular
I lift but I also overeat
Not extremely fat
manlet, 5'7" and 165lbs
Damn you're like 30 pounds overweight
>>29059108
fat and muscular is ok, as long as youre actually muscular with thick as fuck forearms and huge traps and obliques
It's called being hot as fuck, post pictures.
Fembots, are you as cute as Max?
Not just physically, but in other aspects as well.
She's ugly. No tits, ass and can't dress.
GET AWAY FROM MY WAIFU YOU EVIL PERSON
I'm not cute at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbS14s2SyDE
Why do people watch this stuff? Because she's a Stacy?
It's just one long advertisement but normies eat it up.
>>29058966
>stacies with glasses
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
because normies, (especially white american women) are retarded.
/thread
why do you even care?
carry on with your life my man
I don't want to tell my psych about my tulpa. It's not like I picture her in reality, as if it's augmented. I just listen to her, and hang out with, and treat her well. So she does impact my life and reality, so they could diagnose me with hallucinations.
What do you guys think?
Is your tulpa affecting you negatively? Does she make you sad/upset/anxious? If not, why bother bringing her up? The point of a shrink is to help you with negative mental issues that harm your quality of life. If having a tulpa doesn't, then no reason to mention her.
better come out with it and be honest with yourself, while you're at it. it's an imaginary friend you jerk off to.
>>29058995
I've thought about this and that's why I don't want to do it.
>>29059011
What does it matter if it's fun and better than real girls? I speak from experience.
I'm taking applications to be my online sub. I just want to exchange pictures with a girl. It was old be only online and would never evolve into an actual relationship.
Anyone in?
>>29058963
In order to be a dom, you have to look and act the part, son. You have to be superior, otherwise why would someone else submit?
>>29058996
Believe it or not I have been a Dom before. I am very capable of being strict. It's usually important not to come on too strongly as I've noticed.
I just want a girl who can follow orders after all. I don't need to peacock around acting tough as shit to attract them.
>>29059075
>Believe it or not I have been a dom before.
No, what you are is an ugly person trying to get laid. We talk about people like you all the time at munches and meetups.
>I don't need to peacock around.
Yeah. Because it's not supposed to be an act.
anyways, my thirsty lad, go to fetlife or >>>/soc/
Everybody post his favourite album here.
Mine is Where Have All The Merrymakers Gone by Harvey Danger.
>>29058923
Who are you? What is your favorite song on the album? I have never met anyone that heard of Harvey Danger other than Flagpole Sitta.
Problems and Bigger Ones is probably my favorite song on there.
>>29060015
Also, contributing. Listened to this album way too many times.
I've been listening to this album for years.
I need help.
I have been feeling awful lately. for about 2 weeks. awful and depressed and overwhelmed by no gf feels. So I've been doing what any robot what would do, fapping away the pain.
I just fap and fap all day long. but the problem is that now my dick just hurts, its raw and beaten up. Is there any way to avoid this and still fap like every 2 hours?
If I dont fap I just start thinking about pussy and ass and tits and how I'll never get to fuck any of them, and it makes me sad and angry.
You need to leave your dick alone dude.
Abusive/extreme masturbation can cause damage to the internals of the penis. You might end up hurting your tunica albuginea or other erectile tissues.
Let it rest.
>>29058847
If you actually feel lonely then go out and socialize. Everyone here cant fathom having a gf and dont want one. Pick a new board.
>>29058847
Well, I've felt like this for years, and to my knowledge, there is no cure. Unless you actually go out and get a gf.