tfw no dominican bf
>>29059133
Kekkities.
I hope you get what exactly you're wishing for.
tfw no mexican bf
he has to be a true 1.80m + light skinned macho from the north, though. I hate ugly chilangos ugh
>>29059133
>Tfw you make a poo while on your period and it squeezes the menstrual blood out like toothpaste from a tube
>>29059411
>mexican
>1.80m
kek
>>29059133
>>29059411
Well I'm a pasty AF Puerto Rican but not sure if I'd date a fembot. Not that I could anyway because we're on the internet
>>29059133
>no Dominican BF
am right here, que lo que.
>>29059748
Oye mmg klk mani
>>29059748
>>29059770
>dating unhygienic socially-maladjusted internet women
The thirst is strong on this one. Suave pana!
>>29059620
Reporting in, only half mexican tho
>>29059770
I don't know what's worse, that I actually understood that or I laughed.
>>29059819
nah man it's all good.
she doesn't know that amhalf white and lack most of my Dominican culture knowledge thus making me an outsider wearing Dominican skin
I have a white heart.
Damn are Hispanic robots so desperate that they'd date a fembot?
You're making us look bad jodios muertos-de-hambres bellacos!
>>29059906
>imploding there are any roasties in this thread let alone this board
>>29060001
Hmm I forgot, Good observation, it's just male robots role-playing as fembots. Kinda pathetic, but hey whatever they're into.
>>29059133
>mfw Dominican
Can you explain these feels
>>29060071
got any booze primo?
>>29059133
tfw no chad bf to keep me warm :'(
>>29059879
>>29059819
Ya tu sabesI'm not even dominican. I'm Mexican and Puerto Rican (5'10") and from New York City
>>29059620
>>29059411
I'm 1.83 and I'm the shortest of my 3 brothers. I'm from the north too but I have brown skin, not light.
>>29059829
Ahogate con mis huevos, pendejo.
>>29060071
>weekend comes
>Parents blaring Bachata blaring at 10 AM
>Family yelling
>>29060217
You're gonna build that wall
>>29060219
>your uncle probably touched you when you were young
>you're gonna end up fucking your cousin
>you'll always be compared to bachata superstars by non-dominicans or non-latinos
>you are a literal platano
>>29059906
I'd fuck anything. I'm a fucking satyr.
>Got robot bf from r9k
>Nice and very caring for me
>Has a small dick and doesn't fill me up like my exes
It's really frustrating. And I can't admit to him without sounding like a huge slut
>>29060219
>uncle sold cocaine
>you have like 50 cousins, barely know any of their names
>there's a block party every day
>walk around in the street and get greeted because they know a guy that knows a guy that knows his cousin that knows your father.
>all you want to do is live the way you want to live but dad is urging you to become a taxi driver
>>29060393
Well most any guy's forearm is longer and wider, so there's always that 8)
>>29059411
i'm sinaloan mixed with white and 6ft hmu
