If only this escort weren't just a police setup... -_-
I really need to fuck something, but even with my zero knowledge of escorts I know this is just a bait.
http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/seductive-beautiful-playmate/15255012
>>29059358
Fuck your hand
>>29059358
You're probably right, but I can't fathom why cops would waste their time with this entrapment stuff
It's embarrassing both ways
>>29059358
>2012
>still living in a country where prostitution is illegal
>>29059438
quotas
they have to meet their quota for certain crimes so they do stupid shit and fuck with betas
>>29059382
your'e such a clever, funny boy anon. You totally AREN'T AN UNFUNNY INTERLOPING NORMALFAG.
>"fuck your hand"
hahaha so original bro
>>29059541
>your'e such a clever, funny boy anon. You totally AREN'T AN UNFUNNY INTERLOPING NORMALFAG.
>>"fuck your hand"
>hahaha so original bro
t.le overcompensating and eksdee funny redditfag.
>>29059556
Fuck off, nigger
>can't believe your AMAZING reply was original!!! How'd you beat the filter?
>>29059358
Tell me how you know for sure and aren't just being a paranoid coward.
>>29059438
this >>29059487 is true. also in many places the police, the politicians, and a large chunk of the electorate really believes in cracking down on vice-squad stuff. Conservatives because muh morals and liberals because muh degrading to wymyn.
Also it's the kind of thing where they can fine you (which generates money for the department) instead of jailing you (which costs money) in a lot of places.
>>29059875
It's common sense and gut instinct.
Also being a coward when it comes to prison or jail is completely reasonable, especially when it comes to a voluntary activity.
You can stop beating your chest, because no one hears it.
This shit is why I always run an escort's pictures through reverse image searches before I contact her. Cops are stupid and usually just grab pictures of strippers or softcore porn stars or something. Plus the same pictures end up used for a dozen different cities, which definitely makes it more obvious. I've got a regular escort now anyway, so I don't need to go looking.
>>29060010
This
Also that bitch is way too hot to be running backpage escort that's a Las Vegas $5K a night kinda escort
>>29060275
That too. You're not going to see the supermodel-looking girls advertising on fucking backpage with face shots. There's one ad that gets posted a lot where I am, of this really hot Asian girl. But she's also posted in about a dozen other cities around the province, and her body is way too good to be hooking on sites like that. Obvious sting.
Does anyone have experience with escorts?
>>29060692
Don't do it. You'll still be unhappy after but with less money.
>>29060692
>>29060740
expensive but fun. Obviously if you're the >tfwnofg type it won't make you happy. Still fun though.
>>29060740
>>29060911
Im just kind of tired of jerking off. I am a >tfwnogf kind if faggot, but I do enjoy a good nut.
>>29059358
screen them first you tard, im fucking one in a few hours.
>>29060974
hopefully shes a cop who sends your ass to jail. scum of the earth
>>29060956
I've fucked 4 escorts so far. All have been good experience. It's very expensive but I don't do anything else with my money so whatever.
>>29060692
plenty, it's a lottery though
a good one will make you feel like king of the world, a bad one will make you feel like a lowlife piece of shit
probably not cops, but definitely a scam
>>29059875
Not him but
>The pictures aren't even all the same girl
>Lol I break the law for a living but I only want to communicate in a written, recordable medium because reasons
>Reverse image search gives the OP image away as being from a girl named Maria Doroshina who lives in Fort Myers, Florida
prostitution fully legal in my country great selection to
https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/
>>29061092
Yeah, either ugly or trying to rob you.
How would one even screen a girl? Besides image searching them. How about a massage parlour?
>>29061030
been seeing this girl for months, shes a cop alright because she beats my dick like they beat down rodney king. bitter angry virgins make me laugh, youre a virgin because you choose to be. i might be a friendless, awkward fuck but at least i get my dick wet.
>backpage
>not eccie
Police can't bust you for meeting an escort unless you're retarded and either party mentions sex beforehand.
>>29061246
by talking to them, face time, pics. i make them send me a timestamp with their face and tits (face timing is much easier) if the girl matches the picture were good to go. they also screen you, the whole youre not a cop/entrapment deal. she says that youll provide a "donation" for the company and that anything that happens in the time allotted is done by consenting adults etc.
>>29061092
Who else scrolling through pictures of Maria Doroshina now? She is so beautiful, it gives me feels.
>>29061333
So when and how do you do it? When do you ask for pricing?
>>29061431
not him, but usually they post their pricing on the ad
>>29061431
In person, tell her "I want to get laid tonight but if you're not up to it I'll just leave."
I should note I have no idea whether or not this still stands in the grey area and I've never used an escort.
