I'm in the toilet right now and have to take a shit for the first time in 2 weeks. I'm already sitting here for 40 minutes, but the constipation is too fucking huge. I touched my ass slightly and there was blood. It's very painful and I'm breathing and sweating heavily. Also I'm slightly dizzy and it's really hot in the small toilet. I wanted to call 911, but it's way too fucking embarassing.
I don't think I'm going to make it.
>>29092011
Can you actually die from your shitting being to big to push out?
>>29092011
Try to break up the poop with your fingers.
Power wash your hands afterwards
>>29092011
get some laxatives my friend
but why have you not been shitting for the past 2 weeks?
I am Elliot Rodger's cousin. AMA.
You know the rules, timestamp or gtfo
Post credentials with timestamp you supreme faggot
>>29092006
how did elliot rodgers sister react to the whole thing?
Is suicide selfish? I've contemplated suicide before but I couldn't go through because I thought maybe someone would grieve
I've heard people say its selfish because its inconsiderate of the feelings of the people who "love" you. I say its selfish to think that someone should live a life they dont deem worth living just because you find entertainment or emotional fulfillment in them.
A girl once told me that suicide is selfish.
Does that mean it's selfish?
No.
It means in my perspective is that I let my family down by wasting my life watching shitty movies at the theaters and walled in my own filth ignoring everyone when i got out of a relationship more than a year ago.
It's not worth it anon.
Just try and think of ways you could entertain yourself like playing the vidya.
Suicide is selfish because you will only end up saving yourself, while other people (who may not be as strong as you) will be stuck in this sad excuse of reality. Not trying to be edgy here, just thinking about the question logically.
>just ate a whole pizza
>still hungry
Fat feels thread
With my shirt off I look like a bag of peppermint frosting
>skinnyfat
>7-11 next door
>every night I get a fucking slurpee
help
>>29092043
upIoad images
>yo anon did you catch the Lakers last night
>>29091925
I find professional sports inane
>>29091925
>mfw when they start talking about sports
>>29091925
Haha nah man your supposed to catch fish in a lake not the lake itself!!!!!! :DD
I saw zootopia and now im actually considering suicide
Im stuck in this awful world forever
Anyone else know this feel?
>>29091910
The world is what you make of it.
There are places on this earth that are pretty goddamn close to zootopia
>Hellboy was one of the only things keeping me from killing myself when I was suicidal
>Even as I got better, it was nice knowing something that good could exist
>It's over now
It was a good end, but... I thought, after loving it for over half my life, that it would just always be there. Something good and eternal with just good feelings for me.
Maybe I'll post it for you someday, /r9k/, if storytimes aren't against the rules on this board.
"You're a useless sack of shit, anon!"
How big of a source of embarrassment are you for your family?
Do you ever think about how you make your parents look?
>>29091888
No. They were shitty and distant parents.
>>29091888
well my parents know i'm clinically retarded so they are very tolerant
>>29091888
I did what I could!
Well, does she look like a guy to you, /r9k/?
Some girls look good with pixie cuts. Most don't.
>broad shoulders
>big honker
>doing the Caitlyn Jenner pose
>big ol' jaw
yep
I would need a frontal view of her face for accurate assessment. I can tell though like with any girl she'd look cuter with long hair.
Will Misaki ever come save me ?
She couldn't even save herself, why would you want that useless turd to help you?
You have to summon her
someone post that weird incantation thing the writer wrote to summon misaki.
someone fucked me up the ass
am i still a virgin, robots?
>>29091792
Nope. And you're gay forever now.
>>29091800
>imblying i wasn't before
I've always loved cock
Nope. You're now a degenerate homosexual and will probably end up overdosing on some sort of drug in an alley outside of a gay bar.
>tfw ass sweat
Worst thing ever
>in class
>feels like I shit myself
>convince myself I shit myself
>wipe ass
>it's just swampy ass juice
>tfw everyday
>thread above this one
>cunt needs death
im going to pay a whore to rim me while my ass is sweating
you think theres any who would do that
>sitting at computer
>drop food you're eating
Do you pick it up and eat it, throw it in the trash, or leave it?
depends what it is and where I dropped out
>>29091667
Pretty much this to be originally honest
>>29091659
>smush it into the ground
>forget about it the second it was dropped
>find it in 3 weeks, or maybe a month or two and then eat it
>mom found the ree chamber
>grandma found the cum toaster
>i found the stale meme thread
>>29091713
Not anymore friendo
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19bZHXoTe2d_T6MVZXAaRiMO9IY91y8knq_tGGwwSYJU/[email protected]&ts=56dd0f44&actionButton=1
>try to be talkative and outgoing
>be loud and annoying
>try not to really talk in the fear of being annoying
>people think you're incredibly shy or have autism
>try and let her know you like her
>be clingy and annoying
>try to play it cool
>appear disinterested
You probably are autistic op
>>29091739
>>29091509
I know that feel
Im trying so hard to change this but its just so fucking hard
ive have brief moment of immense social success when im really really thinking about it and in a perfect mood
but fuck this is just so fucked
so hard to maintain
I hate aspergers why cant I just be normal especially since I actually like talking to people
How goes the quest for wizardhood r9k?
Are you scared?
Yea desu I am I don't think I can live with the shame.
20.But I'm a grill. Does this mean I become a witch instead?
>>29091424
I'm at level 3 so far. I have accepted my fate.