who else /fappedtoohard/
red patch on my shaft, how do you handle this?
evidently you need lube, amateur.
>>29120160
I did, I just went too long
>>29119974
my entire dick tip and the part from where i was cut up to the tip is all raw and scarred from jacking off with callused hands
>14 year old girl fucking her 15 year old boyfriend is ok
>16 year old girl in a relationship with a 27 year old is not fine
What kind of logic is this
>1 year = 11 years
I dont mind if its a romantic relationship as long as the guy waits for her to be 18, sex is disgusting anyway
>tfw 25 with 17yo gf
When I shave my pubic hair I always use a lighter idk why but I burn away large bushes because I hate it. I ask people if they shave with a lighter irl and people think Im crazy so I want to know if others do it on this wacky web site
So you burn it while it's still attached to your body? How effective is the method?
>>29119844
Why not just use a razor?
>>29119873
Sometimes more effective than others. If I want a close shave around the shaft of my dick and balls like where my hand goes when Im jerking off I burn the hair off there. Im used to the burns theyre a lot more tolerable than razors. If I have a huge bush it works really good like forest fire spreading shit but it smells like someone juzt burnt all their pubic hair which doesnt smell like roses.
Dropped out of college and moved in with my grandparents in their old but huge farmhouse on the country. No close neighbors, no young people, no darkskins, just isolation. Decent enough internet speed, close supermarket and bus connection to the city if I need it (bought a tablet to watch anime on long trips). Getting used to frequent lawnmowing and other chores that come with living in this environment. This is where I'll spend the rest of my life.
>>29119839
Truly living the life.
jealous tbqh lad
>>29119839
Huh, sounds like where I grew up. The only difference is that I hated it and am eager to move to a big city once I graduate college. (The nice thing about living in a useless state like Kansas is that rent/cost of living/tuition is hilariously cheap, but that's offset somewhat by how low wages are. FUCKING BROWNBACK REEE).
Either way, I'm glad you found happiness.
Who /recluse/ here? I'm going to say many of us are. Personally, I go through extreme bouts of social isolation after stress induced by society. No idea how to cope with the feeling of eternal judgement and mistrust. Any tips?
>>29119808
yes, the tip of my dick
>>29119808
Yes, even living in a dorm at a university I skip all lectures to watch online and skip classes as well which forfeits 10% in all of my courses right away. In dorms I sit alone in my (solo) room all the time, doing work or playing games or on 4chan, often skipping meals because I don't want to run into people.
>>29120137
oh shit me too. good to know im not alone. dont know how im going to survive next semester when I have to go to class to get majority of my grade
So basically, I'm getting a psych eval done cuz i might be autistic and I'm currently very very stoned
They said yesterday they were considering a drug test so what happens if I fail this? I'm just curious.
Greapish
>>29119843
Gawped just
>>29119806
>psych eval
>while stoned
I think you are just a fucking idiot, not autistic.
I can't believe someone like my room mate exists
LITERALLY every weekend, and sometimes weekday, he brings home a new smoking hot girl and fuck the living shit out of her, making her moan loud enough to hear from my room.
How is it possible that someone is even able to do this?
>>29119747
Different people live in a different reality and every one of them treats his own as the only real one.
>>29119747
pic of said chad please
>>29119747
as a rule of thumb, 20% of the men get 80% of the women.
your roommate is in the 20% of men, while you're in the 80%.
that's just how things are.
How can I get the username of an Instagram account from the filename of a photo?
>>29119733
I'm not sure if you can directly, but you can search the filename and check the source through Instagram or TinEye
>>29120380
>you can search the filename
Good idea, thanks.
>>29120380
>>29120461
Didn't work.
original
Say when you plan on seeking a job in the next week or so but find yourself up still at 9:30am and ready to fall asleep any minute. How do you go about fixing your sleep schedule so you don't do this?
>>29119725
Get a job in a call center for a year. Get fired and have literally no intention of ever working again.
Worked for me.
>>29119725
bite the bullet and stay up until 8;30 pm that night and fall asleep then, wake up 12 hours later.
I'm in the same situation except without the job part. You just keep staying up later each day until it goes back to normal.
Play video games so it pumps you full of dopamine and keeps you awake.
This arrived on my student email account on Monday. It's Tuesday night now and just got a call from my mum (who was very disappointed/angry) telling me about the complaint and just saw the email then. Probably meeting with the person tomorrow, what should I do, what should I say? I can greentext what actually happened if people care enough.
What you should do depends on if you smoked or not.
And if it was weed or ciggarets. You should just green text it. Ill read it.
>>29119617
yup, greentext it fag
>d-do you wanna go on a date with me, anon?
I prefer pussy black.
>facial piercings
>fedora tier eyeliner
>>29120166
>Mynigga.jgp
>Be 13 and get bullied, because I made cringey YouTube video at 11-12
>Half of the school is on it
>This destroys My self esteen and Social life
>Spend 3 years with only 2 real friends
>Go to a New high school at 16
>Be really optimistic
>Self esteem and confidense too low
>Hang around in school with complete beta autostaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Link us to the video anon or at least describe it
>>29119580
Link vidya or no care
>hes 19
Fuck youre so young
Are eye bags the number one sign on inferior genetics?
No, being short, fat and ugly are the ultimate tell-tale signs. I guess it sort of counts as ugly, so maybe?
Genetics has nothing to do with facial structure, and any defect in facies is a result of the environment, civil culture, and our industrialized and processed diets.
Had he grown up in a culture of hunter gatherers, his face would've been sculpted, free of dental malocclusions, and free of eyebags.
http://phys.org/news/2015-02-malocclusion-dental-crowding-arose-years.html
So eyebags tell little about genetics, and the only thing they could plausibly tell is who's a first worlder and who's a third worlder.
>>29119947
>Genetics has nothing to do with facial structure
You're nothing but another pawn in my game.
It doesn't matter how far you get across the board, you're merely a playing piece.
>impplying i havent pulled the strings on you already
Filthy roach
Go to sleep or do something productive fella
*flips over the table*
How do you get a job when you're socially retarded and can't talk to people?
Do employers really want to hire someone who is:
>quiet
>doesn't look you in the eye
>stutters when they speak
>is not loud enough when they speak
>takes a long time to reply
>doesn't know what to say
>says nonsensical things because they lack the ability...
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This is what interviews are for, to weed out the weirdos and people who aren't normal.
The only exception is when you have a disability, companies will hire you through disability employment agencies because it's good for their public image and they also get benefits from the government sometimes.
You can't
You have to fix all that because in interviews they are looking for the assholes or the very socially inept. Most of life is a social game you are going to have to improve your social skills. Don't become attached to your little quirks and think they are a part of you. You have to grow out of them to survive.
just become a lying, sociopathic piece of shit with unfounded confidence in yourself, works for everyone else.