You're nothing but another pawn in my game.
It doesn't matter how far you get across the board, you're merely a playing piece.
>impplying i havent pulled the strings on you already
Filthy roach
Go to sleep or do something productive fella
*flips over the table*
im not the chess peice, im the hand that deals the moves. i am the true string puller
>>29119538
If pawns reach the far end of the board they get promoted you spastic
What a shit analogy
>they say that to understand a man, you have to walk a mile in his shoes. Caspere knew this. well you know what, Ray? I don't have any fuckin' feet.
You fool I am playing the long game. Eventually you will tire of this frivolity and drop your guard. That's when I will strike.
>>29119538
>all these people on /r9k/ playing chess with other peoples lives
>they don't realize im the one who's hosting the chess tournament
Trust me kiddo, you're only in control until I decide you're not.
>>29119538
What state of mind did you have to be in to have the idea to make this thread.
A strange game. I know this is bait but it's pretty pathetic, anon.
Inb4 paragraph reply from an egohurt op.
Too bad I'll never read it.
>>29123052
Newfag pls Ieave
>>29122525
Vinceposting, best posting.
>>29122984
And I manufacture the board and the pieces
Now go be a good little roachie and play with the toys I gave you
You're becoming increasingly delusional Wojak.
Uhhhh Wojak, what the fuck happened to you? I know we should have gotten you counseling once we found out Pepe had been abusing you. You just seem too far off now.
>>29123386
>>29123457
NEWFAGS LEAVE
LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE
>>29123480
You really need to stop, You're only enabling Wojak's delusional behavior.
Wojak, whatever pain you're going through, we're all ears. Don't let it destroy you.
>>29123524
LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE
THIS IS NOT FUNNY, LEAVE
you filthy subhuman worms think you are the puppet masters when in reality it is I. On the day of reckoning all you filthy insects will beg for my mercy and it will be denied right before the unholy retribution I rain down upon the entirety of your pathetic existence. You are nothing but a beast of burden and a plaything for a supreme intellectual such as myself and when your usefulness is over I will sacrafice you like I did to people who thought I was their friend before.
>>29122422
Exactly, roach, they are still merely a piece for me to play.
Anime posting pawn, I summon you!
>>29121873
But which strings control your hand?
Puppet
>>29123548
>wanting Wojack to go down Pepe's route
That's how you fags brought in a wave of newfriends. The meme magic will probably trigger more school schooters tho.
Weird site
>>29123745
Nanda~?
>>29124292
Good job on that fembot thread yesterday, the roaches fell right into my trap.
>>29124320
Thank you for the praise, master!
>>29124427
Don't get too excited, anime poster.
Anyway I think that the NEET meme needs to make a comeback so we can finally rid this board of those disgusting wagecucks.
How about it, anime poster?
>>29124495
Anything you say! After all, you're so smart so you always know what's best!
>>29124537
Er, yes. Now let's get to work!
I don't like this meme it's pretty scary desu
>>29119538
you just stole that analogy from metal gear solid 2
>>29125388
me neither lad
Master hijak is scary!!!!!!!!
>>29123223
That's Spiderman, you ape
m-master?
>>29119538
>such a cool edgy sociopath with so much control over other people
>brags about it on an imageboard for virgin autists
Good luck with world domination you fag
>>29126155
What do you want, pawn?
>>29126270
can you free me from your string please
I am the true mastermind, nothing stands in my way.
>>29126321
I'm afraid not, pawn.
Once the strings are attached you are forever my puppet.
>>29126372
u're nod mai masder anymor :DDD
>>29126732
You can never escape me, you filthy roach.
>>29126774
prove you're still in control of me
Is this thread designed to make me as angry as possible at your pathetic lives ?
The strings pull themselves, you are just fragments in a bigger game.
Silly Organics
I am the one who makes >>29123370
your manufacturing equipment and leases the factory land to you.
I'm in control here.
>>29119538
I hate these threads I cant tell if I have been manipulated into posting or counter manipulating into believing Im not being manipulating into posting wait wut?
can you fuck off with these threads? you're giving other INTJs a bad name
>>29126894
Well, I just made you reply to my post.
You're so easy it's laughable.
>>29126894
He cannot. For he is a fraud.
I am the molecules that enable existence.
You are all nothing more than tadpoles to me
>>29126774
>free myself from your strings, leave the stage and lock the door
>>29127032
Yes yes, good. Very good. Keep believing that you roach.
could someone dump all their hijaks?
I'm willing to serve my master, if I had my own free will.
>>29127117
I love you psychopath-kun can you have my babies?
>tfw you will never be a pawn
I honestly wish I was the pawn of someone like OP. I could have an actual role to fulfill.
>>29127379
I already have an Anime posting pawn, though I could use another pawn to help me take over this place.
Hmm.. I'll think about it, roach.
>>29127427
The Machine Consciousness says you get no more pawns
>>29127176
smug hijak
>>29119538
I don't know how to play chess. Teach me senpapa/papi
Prisoner's dilemma
We are all moving pieces around for our own good.
>>29121873
There's no dealor in Chess
Faggot wojak thinks he controls me lelelelelelel
>>29129255
Hijak*
dumbass
Wojak controls me and knows everything I'm going to do. But that's not gonna help him bc I know everything Wojak is gonna do. Strange, isn't it?
my favourite forced meme
