is 2 and a half days enough to cram a semesters worth of material to get a 40-50% in the final exam to pass the class?
it's a plant physiology class and almost entirely rote learning
just stick a cucumber in ur anus and you will learn the physiology of plants by becomong one with it
godspeed bby
Yes. Make short notes as you read and take short naps regularly. That's what worked for me.
>>29222403
adderall, it'll do the business
>tfw you finally get a match on tinder
>its not a bot
>its a cute girl who is actually interested in you
>tfw you talk almost everyday for a couple weeks
>tfw in the middle of your conversation she unmatches you with absolutely no warning of things going south
WHY DOES EVERYTHING GOOD GET TAKEN AWAY FROM ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Because sometimes people are shit, mate.
>>29222389
She's cold and distant, just like the rest of them
>>29222389
because you were a fucking beta who didn't ask her out in person and chad inevitably matched her and fucked her
don't be such a pussy next time
What's the most normie state?
What's the most robot state?
>normie: Colorado, least obese state, full of chads
>robot: New Jersey, TFW everyone hates your state
>>29222374
Why did they spell Kansas and Arkansas wrong? That was the thing I noticed when looking at your map.
All flyover states are robot tier desu
>>29222374
fuck NJ
<3, metro philly
>Have a little sister
>She's annoying af
>She records musical.lys everytime
>She listen to shitty music
>She's a Justin Bieber and Jacob Sartorius fan
>She's always reminding me that I don't have any social life and she have a lot of friends
>She's only 11
Is too late to make an abortion?
>11
>on musically
i'm pretty sure that's against the rules. You should report that to musically.
>>29222253
id bang
s(he) looks sex curious meaning she is aware of sex meaning she had puberty already meaning grass om the field meaning play ball
pinay girls show their pussy on it so it's cool
look at me! look at me!
the robot inside me has grown this large!
second best anime of all timeLegend of the Galactic Heroes babyyyyyy
>>29222381
>look at me! look at me!
>the robot inside me has grown this large!
look at me! look at me!
the robot inside me has grown this large!
>>29222655
fuck off already Johann, you're Chad as fuck
WHY DID MY PARENTS CIRCUMCISE ME????????? WHY DID THEY EVEN CARE WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE???????
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR
>tfw foreskin
feels good not to be a dirty jew
>why'd my parents cut off an irrelevant part of my dick I'll never use for its intended purpose
foreskins are pointless m8, be glad you gone get smegma
>mom literally told me I was circumcised because all her friends were doing it with their sons
>younger brothers are both uncut
Do you think former down and out NEETs that make it live happier lives than normies that have never struggled through being a piece of shit?
I think being a NEET made less materialistic and happy with the small things while normies will never be satisfied because they always think they deserve more.
tl;dr being NEET leads to happier later life
>growing up want to be a millionaire doctor
>after being NEET a long time happy with being a an uber driver
Based NEET life
>>29222487
>Being a doctor for the money
I think being a NEET has left permanent mental scars
I'm in America on a business trip from my country (Italy) and have been for about three months
Threeish months ago
>be forced to go to bar with boss on project
>leave after a few hours
>sit on park bench and enjoy the water show
Random whore approaches
>shitty 20 minute conversation
I get up to go home
>wanna come to my place?
Go to her place and fuck
She takes the condom off and thinks I don't...
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Ask for a paternity test.
>>29222060
go back to italy duh
>>29222060
DON'T SIGN A BIRTH CERTIFICATE
DEMAND A PATERNITY TEST
Femanon here, why do you guys hate women?
I'm 19 and a virgin, I don't fit the stereotype that you guys always go on about and most of my friends group consists of nerdy guys and gamers (no chads that is always implied). I spend the majority of my day painting, playing runescape (not training cooking) posting here and listening to music. I don't go out and club with other girls and prefer to play games with my friends. I stream league on and off with a low viewer count around 50s and don't go out much. I've never had a real relationship with a guy...
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>>29222058
Well, I don't hate you. A lot of people here are psychologically effected to the point where they will irrationally hate 50% of the world for no seeming reason.
Nice bait let see how many summerfags will fall for thisNice copy&paste, let see how many summerfags will fall for this
>>29222195
>he felt for it
>>29222058
You are a virgin by choice. I am not. Plenty of men would fuck you if you said yes when they ask or made a dating profile. We can't even get ugly girls to fuck us.
I'm homeless and drunk after buying 2 steel reserve cans with my begging money and I sleep in a campground bathroom
ama lol jk i might pass out after this
Why are you homeless? You should save up your begging money and buy a home.
Being homeless in a big city is overrated. I did it for awhile and got about 40 bucks a day from low energy begging. Too bad the food is expensive as shit, and I'm not walking 3 hours to where it is cheaper. Fuck that shit nigger, I ain't never doing that again and you can put that on my LIFE
>>29222048
How did you post this anon?
I'm so fucking tired of depression r9k
it literally never gets better
>>29222003
yes it does, you just have to get a hold of these bad boys. Doctors are too sissy/brainwashed to prescribe them for depression, but they are the only thing that has ever worked for me
>>29222079
I tried those once
I think I took too many though because I was shaking and crying in my bed 6 hours later
>>29222003
Try living healthier, and do some serious reading. Depression is often a sign of intelligence, maybe you're not challenging yourself enough
How would YOU, the useless nonathletic little neet that you are, survive the Hunger Games?
give up that boipussy for protection, like prison
>>29222001
I do lots of cardio and strength training though. I also played in two college sports. Archery and fencing are my two main hobbies outside internet shitposting. When I was a teen I went on survivalist trips with my father and uncle and we would catch fish with our hands and also eat roots and rabbits. I think I would do ok in the hunger games.
>>29222030
There are plenty of girls to rape, that would never ever work.
>"So, anon, what are your hobbies?"
invoking demons that will manifest through cern
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
origamipaper
>oh you know...music....computers...
Is it best to be honest or lie about this kind of thing? I compose shitty music and program software/games but a lot of normies I know don't even know what programming is or what it means to compose music.
>Be me: Mid-20 weirdo anon.
>At a campsite I rented for the month.
>Socially anxious. No friends, and kissless FA.
>Have scat fetish like a total weirdo.
>On-site bathrooms are locked.
>Key I have works for both men and women's room.
>Planning on sneaking into women's room later tonight after dark.
>Hoping to find...
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>>29221917
You really think it's worth it anon? just pay some lady off craigslist to shit on you.
>>29221954
this
you really didn't think this through
>>29221917
>>29221917
Who the fuck isn't going to flush you fucking nut?
Definitive Asian female ranking:
1. Japanese
2. Korean
3. Chinese
4. Indonesian
5. Vietnamese
6. Thai
7. Filipina
Try to prove me wrong.
Tip: You can't.
That's a good list mang
>>29222005
Indonesians are god-tier in the SEA ranking.
>>29221905
>Plastic surgery capital of the world
>#2
Switch Chinese and Korean around and you've got yourself a deal there, buddy.