>Be me: Mid-20 weirdo anon.
>At a campsite I rented for the month.
>Socially anxious. No friends, and kissless FA.
>Have scat fetish like a total weirdo.
>On-site bathrooms are locked.
>Key I have works for both men and women's room.
>Planning on sneaking into women's room later tonight after dark.
>Hoping to find a stall where a woman didn't flush and have some bizarre poopy fun.
So how gross am I, fellow robots? I obviously feel like a creep, but I dont think I'm technically hurting anyone. I'm just another freak.
>>29221917
You really think it's worth it anon? just pay some lady off craigslist to shit on you.
>>29221954
this
you really didn't think this through
>>29221917
>>29221917
Who the fuck isn't going to flush you fucking nut?
>>29221954
I do, senpai!
Ive considered doing the craigslist thing, but I'm too anxious to go through with it!
Also, I feel this is actually less risky, as the restrooms here dont get a lot of traffic through them.
It's a mobile park as well as a camp park, so a lot of people just use their campers instead.
Still, the bathrooms do get used on occasion, and im hoping some of the white trash women here are like the white trash men in that theyre too lazy to flush.
>>29222166
Have you never been in a public bathroom before? People dont flush all the time.
>>29221917
Gross dude shit is gross how do u get off to it?
>>29222786
I dont fucking know! I wish I didnt, but I do.
Actually I take that back. Imagine if one half of the population's shit and farts didnt gross you out, but turned you on instead.
The smell of men's shit still makes me gag and want to puke. When I walk into a unisex bathroom that a woman just finished shitting in though? I practically bust a nut on the smell alone.
I think this may actually be a really weird superpower..
>>29223835
no its unhealthy
Man. And I thought my manicured nails fetish was weird.
>>29221917
Sounds like you're going to have a shitty time.
>>29224026
I'm hoping to strike brown, anon!
>>29222229
yeah it's unhealthy and bad. It's basically an odd association you've strengthen in your mind(libido areas).
You associate women's shit with sexual odd images in your head. So it's not that you're attracted to shit naturally (else you'd like guy shit too) but you get a kick off knowing it was a woman and kinky knowing no one else does it
>>29221917
>Anonymous 06/11/16(Sat)22:50:59 No.29
>be me
>Be white
> Go to a campsite to bond with my gay lover,ernesto
>See some weird fat guy hanging around bathrooms
> He keeps going into the womans bathroom saying "no poop, i must wait"
> Ernesto and I have an idea
>We push our assholes together above the womans toilet and let loose the fury
> then we sit in our camper and watch this nerd cover himself in our gay doodoo
> i later put a shampoo bottle up ernestos asshole while he calls me big poppa
>Super nintendo sega genesis
>??????????????
>>29224337
Even if I find no poop tonight, I can be glad I got what I did out of this thread!
This is a very stupid idea that could end up with you infected with some awful disease, arrested and sent to jail, or both.
>>29221917
I mean, I'm a weirdo too -diaperfag, your picture caught my attention-
But I think your idea is a bit dangerous. You're not hurting anyone else but you may hurt yourself.
Like other people said, you should try more 'legit' routes to fulfilling your fantasy. Craigslist, fetlife, what have you. Know how healthy the other person is, poop is already unhygienic to begin with, you know?
I've met a few people with scat fetishes from bdsm munches, and though it's not my thing, you folk aren't as rare as you'd might. You should connect!
I eat my boogers, popped pimples, and scabs
How disgusting am I?
>>29225696
If it's a regular, healthy looking log, could I still get super diseased? I figure I'd obviously avoid diarrhea, anything with blood in it, or anything that clearly smells diseased.
Anyway, no luck tonight, senpai! Bowls were as clean and white as the day they were installed. It's almost like the women here don't poop.
>>29227032
Id love to, anon, I REALLY REALLY would. Shit, I'd let a woman do almost anything to me if she would just poop on me or let me play with her while wearing messy pants/diapers.
I just have waaaay too much social anxiety to be able to attract a consenting partner.
>>29227122
I understand, a lot of people here have social anxiety..myself included, to an extent
Does part of it stem from the fact you know you have a weird fetish?
It did for me for a long time, so I'm just wondering really.
>>29222280
Solid reaction image, bugs isn't having any of it, not this time, that's for sure.
Things couldn't get more disgusting than this post, and through bug's despair does he convey on his face
>>29223835
I think it's because your first love talked to you the first time when she was smelling like shit, so you live of that memory.
>>29227199
I wish that was it. I assume it'd be a lot easier to get over if that were the case.
No, my social anxiety stems from abuse.
>>29227280
Nah, my first love was an outstanding woman in every sense of the word.
I think I just developed this fetish because my mom used to take me into the women's room with her when I was small.
>>29227328
That's awesome! I mean, it's such a sweet tender thing except for the shit, you link shit to love.
Normal people wouldn't understand this, they don't like to think about roots, they just want to point their fingers and smoke weed.
>>29224337
>be brown
>make reference to being covered in shit
Classic
>>29224317
Guy's a troll.
Slide
>>29221917
OP, do not play with a stranger's shit. You might wind up with Hep C or worse. For serious, don't do it
I don't care how anxious you are. Just get on craigslist, fetlife, whatever
On the plus side of life thanks to SJWs you can pretty much get away with being in the ladies crapper by claiming to be transgendered. You'd be an asshole to do that though
Seriously just reach out on internet and you'll find a woman to crap for you, particularly if you have money to spend
PS I'm in to chicks taking shits, too. Preferably big sloppy loud ones. WEW!
take pictures and post them on here and you will become a legend
