How would YOU, the useless nonathletic little neet that you are, survive the Hunger Games?
give up that boipussy for protection, like prison
>>29222001
I do lots of cardio and strength training though. I also played in two college sports. Archery and fencing are my two main hobbies outside internet shitposting. When I was a teen I went on survivalist trips with my father and uncle and we would catch fish with our hands and also eat roots and rabbits. I think I would do ok in the hunger games.
>>29222030
There are plenty of girls to rape, that would never ever work.
>>29222030
So you would have gay sex televised to the viewers at home including your parents?
you dont know me, homie. my main diet is ravioli and i'm a staked faggot jabronie.
>>29222057
nigga that shit's bare minimum requirements to be alive
how u finna survive with a buncha niggas comin at u with swords n shit
>>29222307
anon
you're not black
stfu
>>29222307
I cough'd
>>29222001
I'd get to the cornucopia at the start and just try to take down as many people before I went down
>>29222001
Never watched this, do they give you weapons or you have to fight bare handed?
Step on the mines at the start and die
>>29222001
i have a healthy body, my endurance is my best skill and i can recover very fast
but yeah, im ugly so you know, ugly people dont win
>>29222092
Idk about that guy, but I would have zero qualms about selling my boipuss infront of everyone if it meant staying alive.
>>29222092
*winks into camera*
>>29222001
What the fuck are the Hunger Games?
Easy, I would bring a beaded necklace, while the countdown is happening, I undo it and throw the beads where the land mines are on the other tributes' pedestals.
>>29222440
that's not what I would do if I had a beaded necklace
I'd die pretty quick since I would refuse to kill anyone, probably just kill myself
>>29222510
why would you refuse to kill anyone?
You mean the rip off of a superior japanese gameshow about kids killing each other with fucking trash can lids and paper fans?
>>29222359
You start unarmed, but there's a sort of base camp called the cornucopia that's full of weapons. A lot of people rush in and try to grab weapons then get murdered by groups of feral Chads who spent their entire lives training for this moment.
>>29222001
Do you get to see Qt's get brutally killed in this movie?
Only reason why I'd bother watching it desu
>>29222001
I would find a place to hide and stay there, but then I would get murdered eventually.
With my superior intellect I would turn all the other contestants against each other while lurking in the shadows
>>29222871
>by groups of feral Chads who spent their entire lives training for this moment
Well, that's a little unfair, at least in Battle Royal they were all taken by surprise.
>>29222871
Why the fuck would you go to the cornucopia just run into the Forrest lmao
>>29223855
The monkeys would get you there, I'd take being killed in a fast non painful way by some turbo chad rather than being eaten by beasts
>>29223833
They had veteran winners show up with guns and terminator like tenacity though.
>>29223899
But the veteran winner was actually a good guy and the terminator guy was just a fucked up rich kid.
The crazy bitch was the best tho
>>29223925
The one who slept with all those boys and chopped their dicks off?
>>29223996
Yeah, she also killed some girl by stabbing her while they were hugging, that mas hardcore
>>29224156
That's battle royal you dumb fucks
>>29225369
I think you mean Battle Royale asswipe.
>implying I would try or even want to survive
