Do you believe that special person is somewhere out there?
>>29279389
Meh it is probably an untainable fantasy. But there was someone that was exactly what I was looking for. But fucked it up if I even had a chance, senpai.
No. I already met somebody I thought was "special" or "the one" or whatever else you want to call it. She went on four dates with me before telling me that I'm too quiet and that she doesn't want to date me or be my friend.
the whole special someone thing is BS, even normies realized it, there was an article in the NYT a new study among the dozens of studies about this.
Post Pictures that make you uncomfortable
>>29279313
Oregonal
Looks cool though.
Understandable for most of us.
Daily reminder that this is your future
looks pretty great to me
>implying this nation has a future
>>29279286
i dont deserve her because i need a job and a car and a house with caught up mortgage and bench 350 and great convo and a 8in penis
>Oh my god, please help meee!!!!
Wat do?
whats up with your asshole dude
>>29279263
Suddenly I have a hankering for Arby's.
>wat do
I TURN MY CAMERA ON
a robot of the purest form.
>has no friends
>has no social media
>doesn't smoke or drink
>dosent/has never seriously wanted a gf
>cant feel lonely
>was spited by family for being a weird
>is void of all human desires
>is not phased by death
>is allways inhibited
>is...
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>>29279190
Your spelling is absolute shit, you have no credibility.
You should at least finish grade school before trying to be a keyboard warrior.
No. A robot is just a general user of r9k and previous versions of it.
Like how a redditor is a redditor for actively using Reddit over a long period of time.
Moot left because newfags
>>29279190
Just fucking no.
A robot is someone who browses /r9k/, and realizes that he is a failure to normies and doesn't really care about being labeled as a failure.
just how stupid am i?
>iq 107 (spatial: 119, Linguistic: 112, Working memory: 87)
They say i have autismo type 1, i dont belive them.
I tend to be lonely at times becuase people dont satisfy my fantasies.
>extroverted
>robot
Pick one
>measuring your self worth by the fedora quotient
>>29279175
ENTP and ESTP are pretty robotic tier.
>tfw average gf and beautiful doge
Why don't you lower your standards and get an average looking gf? It's literally as easy as buying a puppy and walking around with it on a college campus. Girls will literally APPROACH YOU. It's like cheat codes.
BECAUSE I WANT STACY YOU FUCKING NORMIE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29279129
>Implying I haven't brought my standards down much below average already and still no gf
Mate, true robotism is when all girls above 3/10 reject you when you approach.
>>29279129
Because I'm 35. Even doge can't save me now
Regarding the pathetic cuckposter that was refuted by research in the other thread that got 404'd:
http://racehist.blogspot.com/2015/05/racial-and-ethnic-variation-in-penis.html
m-muh dick
>>29279046
This stats are useless. There's plenty of evidence in porn and amateur porn.
That said, having a 5 something inches dick isn't the end of the world unless sex is your entire reason for living.
>>29279080
>porn is evidence
can't make this shit up
The thread got 404'd because cuckposting isn't allowed on r9k. Report the post and the threads will be deleted rather than getting into a pointless argument with some ugly small dicked retard that spends his whole worthless life cuckposting on r9k.
Words that annoy you
>selfie
>bro
>normie
>problematic
>robot
>autism
>chad
>fembot
>lit
>Ratchet
Basically any ghetto nignog word that all the teenagers are suddenly using
>selfie
>snack
>feminist
>tumblr
>Hey handsome, you've been staring at me all night!
>Bet you thought I wouldn't notice, but I did!
>Anyway, why don't we go somewhere more private?
>>29278946
>proceed to tilt the chair so she falls off
>now she can't get up
You stupid, stupid naive girl... tsk tsk tsk
S-sure, I have a room upstairs!
>>29278946
fuck yes. gimme those titties right fucking now
So I'd like to fuck my 16 year old coworker but I don't know how. I'm 21 and kissless virgin , been on one date my entire life, my only social contact is DnD groups without any single women. I might quit the job soon anyways, It's just food service. My question is, memes aside, how do I do this?
> inb4 don't
I know it's a bad idea but I don't have any other options
>>29278922
Think about it from a legal perspective.
I'm assuming you're an American but if you get caught your life could be worse than it already is,
try someone 18+
>but I don't have any other options
You could just not do it and stop being a slave to biology.
>>29278922
>a bad idea
you must be a burgerfriend
>tfw 14y.o gash is legal here in Germany.
step your shit up mein neger
I found something that is disgusting and thought you might like it. It's the grossest thing I've seen in a long time. I'd rather watch that guy shove the glass jar in his ass than look at this thing.
>inb4 mobile
Here's the comments with orbiters and shit.
>>29278882
she is hot
why?because the US air force just dropped a napalm bomb on her village, frickin ebin d00ds
>>29278894
those are women dude. women tell eachother they are cute or beautiful even if they are ugly for validation and blah blah blah. They just never call some girl ugly they always sugarcoat it if they are friends.
>diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder today
Is this a real thing or is my therapist just pathologizing personality traits?
>just learnt about this meme disorder a month ago
>tfw just got diagnosed with it
Seen mostly in women. what are your symptoms? It's a cluster B disorder so it'll be on record for life.
>>29278950
Anger issues. One time a couple of friends made fun of me whenever they visited, so I got the shotgun from my closet and told them I was one word away from blowing their heads off.
My life goals change a lot. I've dropped out of college six times and never lasted more than a month.
I won $5,000 in a lottery once and lost all of it in a week with extravagant spending.
I strongly exhibit all 9 of the main symptoms, really.
What do women really mean when they say this?
>>29278838
he didn't back down when I called him sexist, how can I win, what is he insecure about, what can I guilt him with, maybe something he did 8 months ago?
>>29278838
they haven't learned enough words to correctly articulate themselves so the only option is to say nuh uh nuh uh and it makes them mad and instead of giing to learn more with a quick google they just rage quit since they had no real passion about the subject matter in the first place
>>29278838
They still feel emotionally attached to their position, so their mind is struggling to rationalize their view when the other participant leaves with its victory.
This also happens to /pol/fags a lot because most people's views come from senses of allegiance rather than logic, and pol is even worse then normals in that regard
I left my job I absolutely hated but now I feel depressed and empty.
The thought of not having a job to go to tomorrow makes me feel totally meaningless.
I left all the people behind at my old job. I loved those people and I'll probably never talk to any of them ever again, I have no other social life.
I couldn't stay there because I just hated the work it was horrible. But now I feel awful for leaving
It was the first job I ever had and now I feel I've done so much work there and come away with nothing except the money which just feels like a...
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The best things in life are simple pleasures and peace of mind. Clear your mind of conditioning and have a frosty Coke. The animals have it right and everyone else is insane.
>>29278758
Hey anon, change is hard.
You made a tough decision and had to put your needs first and that's okay. It can be sad to feel like you've lost out on all of your friendships at work, but you can just as easily have that at another office.
Clearly you're a likeable guy if you've managed to get along well with your coworkers (a lot of people can't manage that) so you should have no trouble making some new friends at a new job.
Think of this as similar to how a child feels when their family...
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>be 30
>be rejected by KFC
kek I just want money to buy a wii u