>Hey handsome, you've been staring at me all night!
>Bet you thought I wouldn't notice, but I did!
>Anyway, why don't we go somewhere more private?
>>29278946
>proceed to tilt the chair so she falls off
>now she can't get up
You stupid, stupid naive girl... tsk tsk tsk
S-sure, I have a room upstairs!
>>29278946
fuck yes. gimme those titties right fucking now
>>29278946
>It's another "an attractive girl has a disability thus magically making her standards drop to robot level" episode.
Ehhh! EEHHHH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! AAAUGHHHHHHHH! UORUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAUGH AAAAUGH AAAAUGH AAAAUGH I'M JUST A BABY AAAAUGH AUUGH AAAUGH!!
>>29278946
sure, hotwheels, get in here
>>29279018
Are you implying this is not the truth?
>you think you're about to get succ
>she just wants you to lift her off the chair and onto the shitter
>she drops a virtual Hiroshima of taco grease and ethanol
>thanks Anon, can you take me back outside not, Chad's waiting for me.
>>29279047
Keep dreaming.
They will never drop their standards.
You literally need a 40 year old burn victim that looks like a ghoul from fallout to maybe drop her standards close to the robot dating pool.
>>29278946
>implying i wouldnt start an relationship with her
>beeing the caring boyfriend in public
>beeing incredibly jealous, controlling and patronizing in private
>>29279014
>>29279033
>Okay, handsome, come over here and suck my nipples. Keep your hands above my waistline, I'm not going to feel anything below it!
>>29279020
God fucking damn it anon, my stomach hurts now.
>>29279138
If I take off that diaper, would you shit the bed?
>>29279192
you could, but it would be very painful
>>29279138
I want her to breastfeed me. Though judging by the diaper I think she'd prefer it the other way.
>>29279208
For poo...
;-)
>>29279020
This is the autism I come here for. Almost made me choke anon. Bless up.
>>29279323
>>29279208
>>29279192
https://youtu.be/HNw9A6FJa_s
>>29279323
Tell me about the cripple. Why does she wear the diaper?
>>29279174
>>29279332
is it a reference or something this is the first time I come on /r9k/ since they first killed to robot
>>29279362
Are you this smart?
Btw this women is quite nice looking
>>29279138
>Keep your hands above my waistline
'no'
>>29279020
glorius, made my boner 10x bigger
>>29279047
This sadly >>29279093 I tried dating a girl less attractive than that who was in a chair and I got blown off. She has a hot BF now.
>>29279054
>Nope, gotta run!
>>29279138
is this the same girl as photo in OP?
can I have sauce if so?
>>29279891
Same girl.
She's from Canada.
>>29279973
saucenao doesnt have her, link plz? at least a name?
>>29280612
What do you want with her name?
Warn her that somebody's posting her nudes on a Congolese seagull hunting forum?
>>29280659
see if she has lewds anywhere else and fap to those?
>>29278946
yeah let's go up stai.... ohhhh sorry, I'll just go now
>>29279362
Quadriplegics don't have control of their bowel or bladder. Some use diapers. Others catheterize every few hours (for urine). Also they require a bowel routine, which may involve using suppositories in order to regulate the evacuation and then using digital (finger) stimulation to loosen the shit. Peristeen, baclofen pumps, suprapubic catheters, and colostomies are also options for quadriplegics.
:)
>>29278946
>Don't you mean: roll somewhere more private?
>proceed to laugh maniacally
>>29280743
Gross, don't ever tell me that again.
>>29280743
they also cant run when you rape them
you can take their smelly, shitty diaper and wrap it around their face so they pass out from the scent and you can have your way
>>29280743
>You will never have to take care of your waifu full time including cleaning her shit because she can't do it herself.
Mixed feelings fampai.
>tfw no qt wheelchair gf that lets me fap with her dirty diapers
>>29280996
Why am I seeing cri- I mean, triple?
Also, why are her hands so wonky?
>>29280996
>find qt wheelie
>have tattoos
dropped
>>29280794
Jesus Christ, top kek.
>>29281038
because she's a quadriplegic
>>29280996
>>29281125
Who is this top qt?
>>29279020
I don't quite understand. Please help; I want to laugh too :'(
>>29281158
https://www.instagram.com/hannahankarman/
here you go friendo
>>29281038
She is quadriplegic. Probably a C4 or C5 complete. Not C3 because she would be on a ventilator and probably have no use of her hands.
>>29281198
>she's Swedish
Did she get handicapped from too much cultural enrichment?
i would only do it if she agreed that its okay for me to use her as a sex toy every once in awhile, mainly her mouth
if im going to be wiping her shit up and taking care of her the least she can do is give me 10 minutes where I can basically rape her face without hurting her
I'd get her too drunk to stand
>>29281198
HAH I was right, she says she's a C5.
tfw no C5waifu to catheterize
>>29281038
it's spasticity. she probably gives the weirdest handjobs.
>>29281198
And she has a bf.
I wonder if he preps the bull or he's a Chad.
Kinda hard to say since European Chads don't really look buff enough.
ok but i'm not sure on how we're going to have sex...(cripple reporting in)
>>29281230
>>29281273
Are these powerlevels or some shit?
>>29281309
It's her brother, apparently.
>>29281309
>guy who can walk, shoeless
>girl in a mobile chair, shoed
this is going to get worse before it gets better
>>29281332
It corresponds to the level of one's spinal injury. Christopher Reeve, for instance, suffered the highest spinal injury there is -- C1 -- which is essentially the tippity top of the spinal cord near the brain stem.
>>29281359
Wouldn't it be more practical to have a T-level or L-level gf?
>>29281359
What do you think is the powerlevel of the girl in the OP?
>>29279102
Are you this guy?
lol fuck off robot stop muting me
>>29281359
I want medfags to leave this border. You're all normies that will be rich Chads one day. Fuck you all.
Specially neurologists.
>>29278946
Give daddy some sugar
>>29281230
>>29281273
T9 >>> C5
can take care of herself
can make food in the kitchen
can give you industrial strength hand jobs
generally more attractive, like a normal girl sitting down instead of a vegetable
>>29281819
She still shit on herself
>>29281819
looks like a trap to be honest
>>29282165
instagram.com/lexxii_lou
She's not a trap, just fit (from the waist up).
>>29278946
then she said:
> yeah, true: below waist I don't feel anything.
Then I found she was the best kisser I've ever met.
>>29281198
arrrrgh she's married
>implying anyone would call me handsome
It'd be more like
>"Ugh, that creep over there has been staring at me all night"
and she'd say that to her friends on social media or something, not me
>>29281198
>>29282184
Post more wheelchair qt instagrams
>>29282322
>he didn't yet get a boner
>>29278946
wheelchair rape fantasy initiated
>>29282322
https://www.instagram.com/trolaa/
>>29278946
>tfw no blind girlfriend
>no professional grade handjobs
>>29283681
>dated a slutty blind girl
>got a professional grade calfjob
>she even complimented me for the biggest penis she ever had
>mfw
>>29283681
Can blind people tell if you're ugly? Do they care? I may never know
>>29279020
Lmfao thank you man, I needed that laugh. Feeling like shit today.
>>29284133
Sounds amazing
origneoeoal ocmetnettnme
>>29283129
oh hey its that guy who fucked marky and made everyone mad. lol
>>29278946
>>29279138
searching on tineye leads to nothing. does anyone have more pics of or a name for this tit goddess?
>>29284417
>tit goddess
nigga you kidding me?? you don't have a clue about good tits
this is epic tities thread now
textless post y'all
>>29284985
>shitty fake softball tits
i thought you said this was an epic tit thread?
>>29280743
Quadriplegic here, can confirm.
Never shit myself because I'm not retarded.
Suprapubic catheter master race.
i saw a 15-year-old girl with the most incredible tits yesterday and i accidentally stabbed my hand with the screwdriver i was using to fix the AC
life ain't fair, man
>>29284657
those tits are literally the same size as the chick in the OP, dipshit. look at them, or do you not understand how a sweater and bra work?
>>29280919
I've got twin babies and after the first ten or so diapers you really don't mind the poop. It just is another chore
>tfw no crippled gf to take care of that still has the use of their bowels and pussy
>>29280794
TOPUS KEKUS
>>29278990
>>29278990
>upstairs
underrated post
>>29284985
>impluing you would choke on them
stfu
>>29285310
wouldn't* typo
>>29285116
look at >>29279138 fuckturd
>>29278946
Who even talks like that? You're so socially retarded that even in your fantasies normies unintentionally sound like autistic fucktards. Stop making these threads. You're clearly underage.
>>29285088
>be shortfag
>coming up the stairs with coffee
>run facefirst into my niece's tits, she's waiting here for her mom
>she laughs it off
>I'm rock-hard, went and beat my dick raw
>waves of self-loathing and fear and arousal
I bet this is how gay christfags felt.
>>29281250
Sounds fair.
Totally original comment
>>29281819
>I may be a cripple but thank God I can still be a whore!
>>29285350
I thought this was a big tits thread? Those are barely a D cup...
>"Okay!">tfw reply before even noticing the wheelchair
>tfw not really bothered
>>29285350
>He doesn't understand how boobs behave while laying down
Confirmed for virgin
>>29278946
>right in the next moment lasers evaporate my body
>feelsgoodman.jpg
